>
> A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
> sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
> 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
> you one wish.'
>
> The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
> over anytime I want.'
>
> The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
> challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
> the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take..!
> It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it
> is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
> more time and thin k of som
> ething that could possibly help mankind.'
>
> The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I
> wish that I and all men could understand our wives..; I want to know
> how she feels inside.., what she's thinking when she gives me the
> silent treatment .., why she cries.., what she means when she says:
> 'Nothing's wrong '.., and how I can make a woman truly happy..!''
>
> The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'