> >
> > 'Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old man 'You always
> > feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and
> > nothing happens.'
> >
> > 'Ah, that's nothin,' said the 70-year-old. 'When you're seventy, you
> > don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran,
> > sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.'
> >
> > 'Actually,' said the 80-year-old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all.'
> >
> ; > 'Do you have trouble peeing, too?' asked the 60-year old.
> >
> > 'No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat
> > rock; no problem at all.'
> >
> > 'So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?'
> >
> > 'No, I have one every morning at 6:30.'
> >
> > Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, 'You pee every morning at 6:00 and
> > crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?'
> >
> > 'I don't wake up till 7:00.'
>