Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.  We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to curent fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1.  A nose ring and bifocals

2.  Spiked hair and bald spots

3.  A pierced tongue and dentures

4.  Miniskirts and support hose

5.  Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6.  Speedo's and cellulite

7.  A belly button ring and a gallbladder surgery scar

8.  Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9.  Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10.  Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11.  Bikinis and liver spots

12.  Short shorts and varicose veins

13.  Inline skates and a walker

AND finally, the ULTIMATE "bad taste in fashion" for the Older folks.......

14. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.............

.....Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.....