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True Story from Wellmont Medical Center , Kingsport , TN
Sunday, September 28, 2008

sharyn_1961

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his Hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the Ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum Jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.



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shanniepie

ROFLMAO...I love this one! My medical director told me this one recently and I damn near died laughing! Thanks for reminding me of it

Monday, September 29, 2008 at 5:11am (MST)

MizSassy

Thanks!!!!!!!!!! I really need a good laugh.

Monday, September 29, 2008 at 5:18am (MST)

Magnolia_Blossom

Sharyn, you are the Goddess of Giggles!  I almost pee'd my pants when I read this one. 

I think it would be worse to know that his hoohoo fits through a wedding ring.  That's probably what the girlfriend was pissed about the most!  That she was gonna f*ck a married man with a pencil sized dick.  LOL

You rock!

Monday, September 29, 2008 at 7:52am (MST)


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