One day about a month ago ,George Bush -President of the United States was looking for a call girl ...........................

    He found three such ladies in a locale lounge ,a blonde , a brunette ,and a redhead .

     To the blonde he said ,"I'm the President of the United States.How much would it cost me to spend some time with you  ? "

    She replied    " $ 400.00 "

   To the brunette he posed a similar question along the same lines .

   Her reply was   "  $ 200.00 "

  He made the same proposition to the redhead .

  Her answer was ,  " Mr . President  , if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes ,get my  panties as low as my wages ,get that thing of yoursas hard as the times ,keep it as high as the gas prices,keep me warmer then apartment ,and screw me the way you do the public,belive me ,Mr.President ,it ain't gona cost you a damn cent ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !