Here we go...

MrMoonlight2u - you're looking good, there's nothing I can suggest which you aren't already doing but be sure to register your details at reception, especially your credit card. 

Gold_E_Lox - here's some sleeping pills. The only place anyone will find a man like that is in their dreams. Sorry... 

Esmerelda - you do't have to lie naked on the table. Lying naked on the couch will do fine and there's no extra charge. 

KODOS - I would suggest a treatment from our very own Samantha  but Samantha has to nip out now as she's off to see her new American gentleman friend. He's a cattle trader, and as Samantha is keen to buy a prime example, she's been saving up. Excitingley, she'll soon be in a position to receive her first Texan Longhorn.