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I post a lot of jokes because I love laughter. I try to make all I meet a little happier. I get the biggest laughs in bed..
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This has been a tough year. I/m not complaining considering the alternative
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Tell them in church
Friday, August 18, 2017
do not tick off a woman
Thursday, August 17, 2017
One evening a husband, thinking he was being
> said to his wife,
> we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim
> would take a few inches off of your
> His wife was not amused, and
> decided that she
> let such a comment go
> The next morning the husband took a
> pair of
> his drawer.
> heck is this?' he said to himself as a little
> 'dust' cloud appeared when
> he shook them out.
> 'Cathy', he hollered into
> the bathroom,
> you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
> replied with a snicker.
> talcum powder; it's 'Miracle
> You guys just never
> DO NOT TICK OFF A
blond jokes oldies but goodies
Tuesday, August 15, 2017
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on
it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What's the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her driver’s license.
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together! Just yesterday they
took my license away and now today you expect me to show it to you?”
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's
office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, she pushed her
elbow and screamed even
more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You're not really a redhead, are you?”
“Well, no,” she said, “I'm actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken.”
A Highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded
to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to
his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window,
turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!”
the blonde yelled back, “IT'S A SCARF!”
BLONDE ON TIME
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked
her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named “Rolex” and one was named “Timex”.
Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”
“Helllooooo...! ,” answered the blonde. “They're watchdogs.”
FINALLY, THE BLONDE
JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
In the swim-meet, after
the blond came in last competing in the breast-stroke, she complained to the judges
that all the other girls were using their arms.
The Golden Years
Thursday, August 10, 2017
Dying with Dignity
Sunday, August 6, 2017
Dying With Dignity
I have already informed my family that
I will not be able to afford an expensive
nursing home which would allow me to
die poor and very old.
I have therefore moved
to Ecuador so that I can spend my
final years enjoying life, and dying with Dignity!
Oh, by the way, Dignity said to say hello
thanks for the comments and hug on my blog
Added: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 4:35pm
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