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Male, 51 United Kingdom
Bah! Humbug!, United Kingdom
10,328 kms from you
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Men Seeking Women
Ho hum .. I suppose i should put some kind of an ad up here, although with there being a ratio of about 40 guys to 1 woman, I doubt I stand any chance of success hahaha.
I am a 45 year old guy, shampoo-economical hairstyle (ok BALDY!), cuddly (ok FAT!) and alas am not exactly the best looking guy in the world (ok UGLY!).
However I do have what I consider to be a good sense of humour, can be cheeky and fun most of the time, although i do get odd spells of being a miserable maudlin old git.
I am caring and considerate and any lady that took a chance on me would find that I will treat them how they deserve to be treated - cherished and respected.
I wont put them on a pedestal however, because that makes it harder to knock 'em off ... heeheehee.
Remember that an ad ....
Crazed meanderings of a sick ole perve ..
At the moment I have absolutely no idea where this blog of mine is going to be headed, but be warned, it is probably not for the faint hearted or for the politically correct ... bwahahahaha
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Is chat broke?
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Or am I banned?
Anyone else havin bother getting in?
Bored on a saturday afternoon ....
Saturday, December 10, 2011
So I got to thinking how my success on this site has been non existent with da laydees ... did a little research and found the ratio is 21130 females to 380390 males. So roughly 1:18.
Rule out roughly half of them, because an awful lot are bi .. so on here only looking for another woman: 1:36
Rule out maybe half of those that are left cos im too old for em: 1:72
But still I keep coming back for more ...
Knackered and Aching
Saturday, October 1, 2011
So I decided to pick the apples off my second tree today, did the first one last weekend.
V Meldrew Esq.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
I envisage this blog is going to quickly turn in to the rantings of a middle aged curmudgeon.
Everything is all about youth unemployment. What about 45 year olds who can only get bits and pieces of work because they are "overqualified"? Nobody seems to give a flying fuck at a doughnut about them.
Mmmmm ... doughnuts ...
28th Sept 11
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Went to the hospital yesterday and got my final discharge. For those of you that dont know, I had a hip replacement 6 months ago, so yesterday I had a follow up appointment, and was sent away and now declared cured.
Really has changed my life, i can do so much more now and has made me a new man ... now all i need is a new woman to go with it!
So the doc suggested that to improve my balance and "core strength" I should consider taking up Pilates. Now I thought this was the guy who killed babies in the bible, but it turns out is some kind of exercise regime. Anyone know anything about it? Does it hurt?
Apparently you dont get "core strength" from eating the middles of apples either ... and i'm back in the hospital next week to get this tree removed from my arse...
Hey ho ... better go do some work.
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