CharleneRene
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Just some of my thoughts and other things that I may find amusing
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Longest Nerve In The Body
Monday, October 24, 2011

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

 

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a crappy outlook on life.

 

If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes.


 

My public service is done for the day!

 

Keep laughing...life is too short to take life too seriously....

 

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New Dog
Friday, August 19, 2011
I got a dog to guard our house. It was a little more than I thought I should pay but I think when word gets out we'll be a relatively crime free neighborhood.










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Seniors
Friday, June 24, 2011

Someone had to remind me,

so I'm reminding you, too.

Don't laugh.... It is all true!

Perks of reaching 50

or being over 60

And heading towards

70 or beyond!

1.

Kidnappers are not very

interested in you.

2.

In a hostage situation,
you are likely to be released first.

3.

No one expects you to run --

anywhere.

4.

People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask,

'Did I wake you?'

5.

People no longer view you as a

hypochondriac.

6.

There is nothing left

to learn the hard way.

7.

Things you buy now

won't wear out.

8.

You can eat

supper at 4 PM.

9..

You can live without sex

but not your glasses.

10.

You get into heated arguments

about pension plans.

11.

You no longer think of speed limits

as a challenge.

12.

You quit trying to hold
your stomach in no matter who walks

into the room.

13.

You sing along

with elevator music.

14.

Your eyes won't get

much worse.

15.

Your investment in health insurance

is finally beginning to pay off.

16.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists

than the national weather service.

17.

Your secrets are safe with your friends

because they can't remember them either.

18.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to

a manageable size.

19.

You can't remember

who sent you this list.


And you notice these are all

in big print

for your convenience.

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DOORFRAME!
Friday, May 20, 2011

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A KID AND YOUR PARENTS LINED YOU UP AGAINST A DOOR FRAME TO MARK HOW TALL YOU WERE AND DATED THE MARK?
WELL, THIS CARTOON BRINGS A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE TO THAT EXERCISE
LAUGHTER WILL KEEP YOU YOUNG AT HEART!






 



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This is simply too much of a time saver not to share...
Sunday, May 15, 2011

This is simply too much of a time saver not to share...
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. (You may need to stand on the lid).
4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. (Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door)..
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

 




Sincerely, The Dog





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we like your profile pic....amazing...!
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DEAR YUMMY
Added: Tuesday, February 1, 2011 9:30pm
  You look very nice in your cover shot.
  Just wanted to tell You that I really enjoyed reading page 1 of your blog.  That's all I've read so far.
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Love the cookies!             
Added: Friday, December 31, 2010 2:11pm
nicew picks
Added: Thursday, December 2, 2010 8:41pm
    well Hello Miss CharleneRene well I really Glde you return my tickle with a tickle. I am in the gender exchange room alot  so I hope to find you there


Bobby
Added: Sunday, September 26, 2010 4:03pm
Thank U dear.  U are being very sweet.  Kisses to U wherever U might want them.
Added: Friday, September 17, 2010 2:09pm
Thank you Charlene , I'm so close to my goal . Every hour feels like it just going slower . Monday I enter Heaven . Hugs Karen
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