Nobody knows... like I know.

Yes I'm looking for friendships here too. Can that lead to more? Who knows? I suggest writing lots of smart, sexy and at least partly grammatically correct text. If you're too cool for words, it can work if it's true. Otherwise, you're going to have a hard time connecting with me. If you want the brain behind the blue eyes, you would seek it out where it is.

Email is a great place to start, don't you think? You can earn your spot on my friends list through email and intelligent chat alone. I don't recommend trying me at cyber totally unsolicited without establishing some relationship points first. I don't generally do cyber unless I am into you. I promise you one thing, I'm great at playing. I can leave you completely confused if you break the rules.

I love people for who they are, whatever they are, and I expect a certain amount of respect for any ongoing communication with me, (especially through SexyAds or wherever). Write longer text messages, more communicative posts in the forums or in the chat room, write in your blog space! Then you never know what friends with benefits we can make.

So write to me!

Disa

2009 Update: I'm less inclined to read email unless 1) I know you or 2) you're a VIP member. Even so, I'll probably only take a little look see now and again. Catch me in chat or the forums though!

Hi! What's shakin'?

I want to snuggle up with the right guy on a sheepskin rug in front of the fireplace, a nice Cabernet, relaxed with plans for hitting the slopes. I'm a milky white chocolate ski-bunny with scrumptiously soft supple skin. Doesn't that sound nice? I'm kind of like a modern hippie chick with a sexy 'Je Ne Sais Quoi' edge to me. I like to party like it's 1969. That's not code for anything, babycakes. Catch me hanging out in Chicago (mostly downtown).

I'm independently minded and interested in all manner of things. I'm so politically liberal that I don't need to talk about it. Did I lose you yet? Don't worry. I've already seen: "He's Just Not That Into You." I cried. I also love travel and especially adventure. I travel in luxury and style. With my penchant for the natural world, I like to ski and enjoy rivers, especially pedestrian hikes in the forests and mountains of the pacific northwest. Portland Oregon is one of my favorite cities in the universe.

I love being totally high-maintenance. I like to walk trails for the view and eat squished French bread with warm cheese straight from the backpack. Trail mix is just so ...blase. I like my cheese at room temperature. Cold cheese really has no taste (except for the tangy ones). That's a mouthful. I know. Is that bad?

First Date? Romantic dates are cool. If a first date is going to be loud with obnoxious fun, I'd prefer an Irish pub over a sports bar. When you watch a game, I'd like to be the one bringing you beer and snacks, mostly pretending to be disinterested but dressed up like St. Paulie Girl. I'd occasionally inappropriately go: "yay!" and bring a plate of hot wings with another ice cold beer for you and your friends.

Anyone want pizza? This is Chicago after all. Are you too square for a slice? Or do you like your dishy girl a bit deeper than that? Look out! I go both ways. I love my Cougars and Cubs ...I'll wear White Sox for you (or whatever) ::smiles:: I'm the Snow Leopard. Hit me up if you're young at heart. Rolling Stones would be playing at low volume in the kitchen (so as not to disturb your happiness).

Isn't that way better than having a bored chick as a date watching you watch a game at the sports bar? Imagine the rewards. You could even train me to go "yay!" at the right times. How cool is that? If you're romantically inclined? Send me an email now, like, yesterday already. Okay?

A glass of fine wine is a nice treat for me. Really really good coffee works too, (especially if it's *not* Starbucks!). If you're skeptical, you might think: "She's a total snob." If you know Chicago, think: "Refined taste? I bet she likes Intelligentsia." We could turn something like that start into a proper evening with a winning goal in mind, sports fan. Wouldn't you just love a bit of adventure?

2009 Update: I'm less inclined to read email unless 1) I know you or 2) you're a VIP member. Even so, I'll probably only take a little look see now and again. Catch me in chat or the forums though!

Care to make me feel like I'm... ahh... Fran Astaire?

You never really know do you? I could be the thing you always wanted and found right here... mmm hmmm, with me like this!?! Holy cow. That's so cool :)

Write to me, NOW!

Teeheehee,
...Disa

2009 Update: I'm less inclined to read email unless 1) I know you or 2) you're a VIP member. Even so, I'll probably only take a little look see now and again. Catch me in chat or the forums though!

Have you ever been to Electric Ladyland?

Let me know, if you wanna go (to Electric Ladyland).

Let's party on a set of skis, or travel to an exotic paradise with a boat, or whatever we think is nice. Good fun? I'm game. I've lived the frenetic travel lifestyle for some time already. I want more!

Check out the qualifications you'll need below, and make sure to appeal to my sense of adventure if you want this level of communication with me. An offer that makes sense doesn't have to be more than just a little skiing if it appeals to me.

I will promise I ain't kidding about meeting you someplace, even if planning takes time and great care. Listen. Look up ahead. I see the love land... soon you'll understand!

Yeah. Yeah. Things you'll want to have...

1) Definitely a photo or gallery of them
2) A great ad (or two) of your own
3) Something to write to me that's interesting, and different maybe - be careful here!

Regarding photos: I require a certain amount of bravery and without unnecessary nudity. That means, if you are turned on by my face and eyes, guess what? A good picture of your face works the same way in reverse. Get it? If I am brave enough to post my face where's your manhood? All hidden and small?

Regarding ads, you have to spell correctly if you want more than just a short response or nothing from me at all. That means, know the difference between their, they're and there. See? There's also a difference between two and to too, get it? When in doubt, use 'as well' so you don't make such a rookie mistake with me. Really short and crass emails could get your profile blocked.

Hint: Get a feel for how to deal with my attitude in the forums, or head into the chat room occasionally. If you don't see me live, look for my posts in the forums or read my blog and comment or post to say hi to me with all you've got. I forgive you a few misunderstandings in a place where I commonly misspell things due to the nature of the medium. That's true of all communication really, just write like crazy!

Tip: Always act like you've read my profile, even if you took less than 60 seconds to do so. Don't just say I look hot, because all you'll get (at most) is a text 'thanks' - isn't that just great?

Lot's of luck... :)

Disa

2009 Update: I'm less inclined to read email unless 1) I know you or 2) you're a VIP member. Even so, I'll probably only take a little look see now and again. Catch me in chat or the forums though!

Let me stand next to your fire!

Maybe I've entertained the idea of seeing if something sexy with an awesome couple would help me break through to realize my fullest potential as the awesome adventuresome woman that I am. Let me know what this makes you think of, and we'll see if something can develop from there. One never knows. Maybe three?

Disa

2009 Update: I'm less inclined to read email unless 1) I know you or 2) you're a VIP member. Even so, I'll probably only take a little look see now and again. Catch me in chat or the forums though!

No its not in Spain, but all the same you know, its a groovy name, and the wind is just right.

Hey ...!

I am not exactly 'in' to BDSM... but whatever! Who knows? I had to write this great ad in keeping with my theme. Check out the other ads and see if we're a fit for something fun. You never know. I could get a little intrigued by what you're in to and kinky plans with me. Especially if it's just a little bit of ah ...Spanish Castle Magic!

Disa