Hello, from the "Edge of the World!"
We're a sexually adventurous, enthusiastic, passionate couple,...We think we're humerous at times, don't take ourselves too seriously, fairly Intelligent, courteous, non-pushy, (please don't take that as meaning "soft, nieve and stupid"!), looking initially for the same in the ever "elusive", single bi-sexual woman or a couple with a bi-sexual/bi-curious woman, and/or couples with a similar outlook to the madness that is life...to share our adventures and see where it takes us all!

Ideally aged between 25 and 50 (But does age really matter? Surely It's all about attitude and approach?).

We live in arguably, one of the Worlds most beautiful, peaceful and remote and Isolated parts, (certainly in Europe)...therefore no neighbours and discretion always assured.
We can turn our amplifiers "up to 11"! (and No, we're not the Family from "A Texas Chainsaw Massacre"! lol).

Always prepared to travel as long as it's for the right one/one's! ((So USA/Canada and Australia etc.,(If they can put a man on the moon!...or did they?lol!), how can the distance constitute a problem! We've both wanted to see all these places!))
If you wish to chat first to get more Information etc. , we always visit the chat room here when we log online!

Nothing personal, but No single males need apply!...Can I repeat please, NO S.I.N.G.L.E. M.A.L.E.S. (Blokes, Guys, Men, Dudes, Hombres, Cabellero's, Geezers, Chaps, Fellah's,Boys, etcetcetc!) N.E.E.D. A.P.P.L.Y.! (except Sn00py!) We thank you!...What's the bets we still get Single Men??lol!!

If we don't add you to our "Friends" list on request, please don't take it personally...we like to chat/cam/correspond with you first before that happens...as in "real" life?

And, we're VIP's too...so what's the point "tickling" us?....Write to us, speak to us....Please?....We're not demons.....we promise you!

Oh yes, and a pic is always nice too...well,...actually,...thinking about it?...unless you have a pic, or cam openly, please don't bother to contact us...afterall, you've seen what we look like so it seems only courteous?..."Don'tcha think "Di' Nozo"?

Did you actually read this?....Did you?....Have a decent picture/photo on your profile please?....or you will just be considered "another fake"..."charlaten"..."coward"..."shoite" etcetcetc...ok? And we've heard all the stories too...so please be original?

Thanks for taking the time to read this.
XX

My apologies for this to you all....Single guys?..Inspite of the inevitable HUGE size of your cock and your endurance powers (guffaws)?...Aye, that'll be the day!....Read the f&^cking ad properly...please?...DUH?...Now Impress us Ya Idiot! FlameX

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Undeniably enthusiastic, non-pushy, open minded, sexually adventurous couple still looking to expand our experiences in many ways!It's quite difficult!!Lol!Can chat here or even web-cam now(only just started on that and what a Buzz!)Would really love to hear from you. Prefer to see a pic of you, or see you on cam!
May we also add, (and apologies If We start to sound a bit pretentious!It's not deliberate!lol!), that words like, Manners, politeness, behaviour, courtesy, honour, respect, Intelligence, humour, understanding, patience, tolerance, honesty, truth(amongst others!), are not things of a bygone age... the majority of people we find on here know and understand these words... If you don't use them or haven't heard of them?,...then, with all respect, please don't contact us!Thanks. X