Nice cool day today. I missed these types of days…great day to be out and enjoy it! Always wanted to be laying naked with a beautiful women next to a private lake on a day like today. No one except us for miles… Hmmmmm…maybe someday!

I was thinking about all the names for body parts…started with breasts.

Tits, boobs, knockers, jugs, pup’s, the twins, mounds, sweeter puppy’s, gazonga’s, mam’a, utters, teets, fun bags, pleasure peaks, rack, kazoo’s, eggplants, mountains, twin peaks, skeeter bites, peaches, melons, huge tracks of land.

There are so many more…just found it funny.

This is great…warm weather for the next 5 or 6 days! Living in Michigan…you come to cherish these days in March/April. Time to hit the road and split some lanes..lol Enjoy it…might be gone in the blink of an eye....

Your penis…I know it’s my best friend. Always there for you…ready and vigilant…awake before you and ready to go. He may have lead me to some places I do not want to discuss…but it was always fun…lol He may take over and guide me to a place I might not have reached…but the result was passable. Even when he gets to a senile age…I can take a pill that brings him back to his youth. Wish there was one for me…lol All and all….he may not have had my best interest at heart….but, damn it was fun!

It seems to get ever more challenging in planing a grill menu for a party. It used to be very simple (in my opinion). Hot dogs or hamburgers…maybe steak and chicken or ribs. Maybe just grilled veggies. Now it has gotten worse then ordering a pizza for more then one person to enjoy. I completely understand food allergies. What I do not understand is how there is always someone, who no matter what is prepare, finds a problem with it. They don’t eat meat or they don’t eat vegetables. What do they eat then? Dirt….cardboard? Sometimes I just want to give up!