Have another picture on the way, this time with the bangs how they are supposed to be. Well, yeah I guess how they should be. I'm still learning how to manage and style them. Sucks when I wake up in the morning and the first thing I have to do is wet my hair and comb my bangs down, but alas..I'll manage.

I just uploaded a picture of my new (shorter) hair and bangs. Now, I'm still getting used to having them for the first time in my life so right now they're kind of swept to the side. Don't be fooled though, they're longer than they appear. They look short in the pic but they actually reach to my brows.

..for a job, not a partner. All dating has been put on 'pause' for now, so my apologies in advance. Plus, really, with no income, dating and future partners are like the last thing on my mind right now.

I'm sure you understand. :)

I decided since I'm still looking for a job I'm going to cancel my VIP membership for now. You know..to cut some corners. I have not received very many responses from trucking companies and those that have are the standard "thanks but no thanks" type of responses.

I wonder how I'd look in a hotel cleaning lady uniform??

There's only 2 types of jobs I'm trying to avoid right now: anything in retail and anything involving being a cashier. With Tampa passing the ordinance protecting transgendered from job and housing discrimination you'd thinking finding a job over there would be easier but alas...the search continues.

Have I thought about being a prostitute? Yes I have. I thought it was a horrible idea and I would never consider it. Even if it would pay for my SRS...and implants..and laser..and hormones..and...hmmmm.

...no no no, I still wouldn't do it.

But I would work at an adult video store! :)

It's time again for Liz's Once in a Blue Moon Product Review for Womankind! *applause*

Today I tested out Veet's Hair removal gel cream that comes with a mock razor for removing the goop so it's kind of like you're still shaving but you're really not so I don't know what all the fuss is aboot. Yes I said aboot.

Ok so the item itself ran a little over $7 at Walmart and comes in Aloe Vera (the one I bought) and some other calming/soothing scent that still offends your nostrils just like Nair does when it tries to cover up it's rotten egg smell, albeit not as badly as Nair does it. Progress?

The 5.1oz can provides repeated uses if you're skinny, or if you're a fat chick like me you get about 1.5 uses out of it. The directions are straight forward: apply evenly to body hair you want to remove hair from (avoiding the genital area and not putting it on your face), wait a minimum 3 minutes and a maximum 6 minutes. Use said 'faux razor' to remove the depilatory goop from the affected areas.

Well, it's pretty much like shaving since you're still slathering on something and still rinsing this fake razor under running water.

The end result: incredibly smooth legs. Granted I found a few stubbly hairs that were strong enough to survive the chemical torture but I can hack those with a razor in the shower tomorrow no big deal. Or maybe I should laud them for their strength and unwillingness to meet the fate of their colleagues.

Either way, I was fuzzy...now I'm not.

Granted if I lived in a colder climate I'd be questioning why the heck I did this since my legs would be freezing the first time I go outside but living in a warm climate I can now wear shorts and not embarrass myself.

That works for me. :)