  |  MisterJax
Male, 51 USA
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Phillips Ranch
California, USA 5,254 mi from you 51
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...And likely as not, that's the way you'll want to keep it. No offense intended, I'm just a realist and that's the way it is. I don't expect more than that. It's built into my personality.
That being said, I have made some friends here, some close, and one who is very dear to my heart. They all have the same thing in common; They have communicated with me and in that process, have found me sincere, intelligent, and my hallmarks; Helpful and loyal. I've been described as fatherly and a big-brother type. I enjoy this aspect of myself; It fills my soul with joy and gives my heart wings. I am a ready listener, and even more ready to offer advice and opinion if that's what my friends seek. I also enjoy the relaxation that comes from long conversation, whether by Email or chat. I do have an off-the-wall sense of humor, and my self-deprecation can take some getting used to. Still, whether in a forum post, a blog entry, a comment, or in a chatroom, my humor sometimes has a tinge of honesty in it. If i've kept your attention thus far, it's now time to go over my little pet-peeves: ...I prefer Emails rather than tickles. While I'll answer both, I believe if you're too lazy to actually write a letter, then you're not likely serious. ...I don't fish. I've been around the block more than once in my life and am quite comfortable with myself. In short, I don't write to every woman I see. If you're interested, write and say so, don't view my profile 100 times or flirt with me endlessly hoping I'll respond. That's just way to junior-high for me. ...I spend time in chat; Usually in the bedroom or dungeon. You'll find I try to be as much a gentleman as I can. I try to be respectful, and outside of the occasional double-entendre, I don't engage in overly-sexual discussion. It's just not me. ...While in chat, I DON'T PC. Those on my friends list and the individuals I previously described have access if they so choose, all others will have to keep things in the main room or Email me. I'm a paid member, so can read and write as many letters as I wish, and I hate to see all that money go to waste. If all this sounds arrogant, I don't mean it to be. If it sounds like I'm a little jaded and wary of others, that's closer to the mark. I am though, confident enough that if you choose to reject me because of this ad, then that's your loss. If you're still interested, then it means you'd like a peek inside of me, find out more about what makes me tick, and I'll gladly reciprocate by finding out about you... ...And that is what makes friendships.   Remember that an ad ....
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This Week At SexyAds
Saturday, March 6, 2010
News, views, musings, rumors, gossip, hear-say, general speculation, and other nonsense about the lives and loves of SexyAds members from all over the website. Brought to you from my office away from home, the back booth of Denny's in Philips Ranch.
That Video-Game thing… Boy, has that taken on a life of it’s own! Now I got members asking for tips, tricks, walkthroughs and cheat-codes. Guess I’ll have to put something together next week. Don’t any of you folks have lives or anything? I know I don’t, but hey, that’s me. Another weapon for the arsenal… Thanks to Shayna_Lynn and Maureen, we now have tineye.com, which will be happy to run through those photos you’re not sure about. Never understood the whole “fake-photo” thing, but hey, whatever blows your hair back. Bottom line is that if you’re not real, someone around here is going to find out about it and “out” you for the phony your are. Beware! Welcome back!… I’ve noticed some old faces back at the site. Openlady being one of them, though I have a nagging suspicion that Maureen probably asked her to keep an eye on MrMoonlight2u and yours truly. Don’t know why. We play nice…Most of the time… …Some of the time?? Darkman3200 is back as well. Can’t wait until he makes his presence fully known and starts giving shanniepie a bad time again. Nite_Scope and Chip_Boundary could use the help. Confession is good for the soul… Okay, I’ll admit it. I only use romance to get what all men want: A well made chicken-fried steak dinner. Quote of the week… “Unless your name is Spielberg, don’t direct!” (Just be glad they want to direct like Spielberg and not Tarantino) And finally… I know we do a lot of joking about it, but folks, (especially the men), just be yourself. So you don’t look like America’s Next Top Model. Who cares? Guys, so you fret that you don’t have my rugged good looks. It’s no big deal. Everyone has their own assets that make them special and desirable, so why try to hide those assets? SA may be a sex site or a dating site, but mostly it’s a “having fun” site, and it’s so much easier having fun when you are just being you, no matter who you are…(Okay, so it sounded a little “Mister Rogers”, but you get the point) Have a great week!!! New From SexyAds!!!
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Lets face it, you’re a loser. You have no hope of finding love or lust except in your own demented dreams and the affections of a blow-up doll. You often cry yourself to sleep and think about cashing in your own chips. But there is hope…
…You can join SexyAds. Now, courtesy of SEXYADS GAMES, you too, can become a part of the family that is the envy of online dating sites throughout the world! Rub noses and elbows with some of your favorite SexyAds members, brought to life by the magic of modern video-game technology. Imagine seeing OhBabyYes flashing on cam just for you or having PhoenixFyre invite you to PC with her. It’s all part of SEXYADS, THE VIDEO-GAME! Begin your adventure as a “newbie” and start your quest through the multiple levels of forums, blogs, and chatrooms and earn respect to reach your goal of “Certified Real”; Find your soul mate, and become a member of the SexyAds Family. …Beat up leghumpers in Chicago and save the ladies of the OIC! SEXYADS, THE VIDEO-GAME contains realistic locations actually used by real SexyAds members!! …Earn vital “Chat-Points” and gain ever-more-powerful weapons such as the DILDO-ACTION NIGHTSTICK by defeating Shanniepie’s “Satanic Nurses” at Oxnard General Hospital!! …Feel the excitement as you venture to Florida and help KODOS evade the Dade County Sheriff!!! All this and more in SEXYADS, THE VIDEO-GAME!! Not just a third-person action game, but a real strategy game that relies as much on your wit as it does on your array of weaponry and combat skill. As you save damsels in distress and defeat leghumpers, you’ll be able to unlock new maps and special items to help you on your journey such as MrMoonlight2u’s blue sunglasses or catdeneuve’s Prada stilettos. Order yours now! Available only from SexyAds!! This Week At SexyAds
Saturday, February 27, 2010
News, views, musings, rumors, gossip, hear-say, general speculation, and other nonsense about the lives and loves of SexyAds members from all over the website. Brought to you from my office away from home, the back booth of Denny's in Philips Ranch.
Has it been that long? Dropped into chat the other night and suddenly discovered that outside of KODOS, Goldielocks, and a couple of others, I didn’t know anyone. Do we really have that many newbies running around unsupervised or is it just me?… Speaking of unsupervised Anybody seen PutridAngel? Disa? Scottishlover? Kclimb? Seems like a few folks around here only drop in a couple of times a week just to be pains in the ass, which irritates me because that’s my job!… Can die happy now, have seen everything I’ve seen my share of nicknames, followed my share of twisted thoughts in the forums and blogs, even thought about dabbling in things I would never thought of a year ago. Now, could someone explain FuckoTheClown, or should I wait for Goldielocks or Mesha_PA to hit on him first? Seriously, you really have to have a ton of confidence to call yourself FuckoTheClown. I don’t think I could do that. Honorary leghumper II Last week it was Tiger Woods, this week I select Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina. Let’s face it, ignoring your family and job to run off for a long weekend in Argentina is more than worthy of leghumper status. Maureen, send the Governor a SexyAds membership… Quote of the week “Come on, what are you really into?” (Honestly, I get Emails like this. Am I that dark and mysterious???) Video Review (Selected at random from the SA video pages) I was bound to run into something by michelle36D. She makes more cheap movies than a B-list horror movie actress. The one I saw had something to do with our dear michelle36D buying a bed. While one might think there was plenty to do with that scenario, I was amazed that next-to-nothing happened. There was a male voice in the background, but alas, he only let Michelle do her own thing. Such a waste. Still, there is Michelle, and that should suffice for all the michelle36D fans out there. For me? It was sort of like what might happen if Dick Cheney decided to direct porn… And finally… We’re in the final days of the winter Olympics. I know I do a lot of needling about Canada and Canadians in general, but this is a good time to congratulate our friends to the north. I enjoy the winter Olympics more so than the summer games (Odd for someone who has to put on a parka to look in his own freezer) And I’ve enjoyed these games immensely. The opening ceremony was among the best I’ve ever seen. What the world learned about these games though, was that Canadians are truly among the nicest, most hospitable people in the world. Not only did they put on a great Olympiad, but made everyone feel right at home. Makes me wish I had been there in person. Have a great week!!!!! Why does life have to be this damn difficult?
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
There is nothing in the world that feels so bad to a man such as myself then that feeling of being “small”: Feeling something like 3 inches tall: Feeling like jumping into the nearest hole and covering myself up. It’s that strange feeling of guilt, that feeling or perhaps being wrong about something.
For me, it happened a few weeks ago while I was in the hospital. I had stirred my first morning in my hospital bed, opened my eyes, and promptly beheld the sight of the woman that I had recently gotten used to calling my “Ex”. I’m still not quite sure how she found out, though I suspect a co-worker of mine, but there she was, sitting next to my bed. We didn’t say anything at first, due to this little awkwardness of having been apart for sometime. She had though, been busy. Hanging on a hook near my little bathroom was my bathrobe. My slippers (Which I rarely wear anyhow) were sitting near the bed on the floor. She did mention my pajamas in one of the drawers, even though she figured I wouldn’t be allowed in them during my stay on the ward. She had with her the morning paper, un-opened and sitting on a table. She also had a look on her face, certainly concerned, a little scared. She also showed something else that may be hard to explain to some, but I saw it in her eyes. She was waiting for my approval; a look I haven’t seen in quite a while. I sighed, smiled, and nodded, finally chuckling just a little, this before looking around for that hole to crawl into. You see folks, it was my idea to separate. It was my idea to file for divorce. We had talked as a prelude to all of this, and talked, and talked some more. No, she didn’t take all of this well, but understood that we had grown apart, at least by my understanding. So, after having been through all the shit she’s been through, here she is, sitting beside my bed. Hence, my feelings of guilt over all of this. She’s not the manipulative type, so I haven’t gone that route. No, she did this because she wanted to, and for some odd reason, I’m having trouble wrapping my head around it. She was also the reason I was allowed release from the hospital earlier than my doctor would’ve preferred. Doc knows her as well, and the idea that I would convalesce at home was more than acceptable. She’s been fixing all of my meals and keeping track of my meds, and although some of you ladies out there may object, she makes the bed and changes the sheets daily, makes sure there are fresh towels when I bathe, and has generally made sure I’m comfortable. At my behest, we’ve gone out to dinner more than a few times, watched a few movies together… …And we’re talking. Granted, I don’t know where this will lead. It could be temporary, and we’ll head our separate ways again. In fact, at this point I’m fairly positive about it, but I’m keeping an open mind, and I think that’s something that maybe I didn’t do enough of over the last year. Maybe I thought I did, but now I wonder. I am certain that life has a whole host of twists and turns, and that this might be one of them. Who knows? I do know one thing though… …It’s all giving me this incredible headache… This Week At SexyAds
Saturday, February 20, 2010
News, views, musings, rumors, gossip, hear-say, general speculation, and other nonsense about the lives and loves of SexyAds members from all over the website. Brought to you from my office away from home, the back booth of Denny's in Philips Ranch.
Please tell me I didn’t die somewhere along the line… I mean, there’s some really weird stuff going on that defies the logic I came to know and love while I was ill. For instance, someone told me the New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl. Yeah-right, pull the other leg now! Next thing you know, someone will expect me to believe that the Canadians won a gold medal at the Olympics… Speaking of the Olympics… As an American, allow me to apologize for Lindsey Vonn. Not all American athletes are self-serving, whiney, pretentious, arrogant and pompous. Except Evan Lysacek. Speaking of American athletes… Should we all vote to make Tiger Woods an honorary leghumper? Maybe even send him a t-shirt? What are we now, Hallmark?… While I was away, someone saw fit to turn SA into a greeting card company. I know this because I got one. This is great for the ladies. Now, instead of just receiving rude, degrading, pornographic Email, the women can get a pretty card along with their rude, degrading, pornographic Email. And from the Email Dept… I want to thank everyone who sent letters to me during my illness, even the ones inquiring if they could use my nickname after I kicked. I’m still sorting through some of them and haven’t written everyone back yet, so if you haven’t heard from me, it’s not because I don’t love you, it’s because I’m trying to get back into the swing of things. Quote of the week… “…I didn’t even know you were sick…” (God bless Goldielocks’ sweet little heart. She is truly one of the biggest reasons for anyone to want to go into the chat room. Love ya’ honey.) Video Review…(Chosen at random from SA’s video dept.) One of many provided by eat_my_pussy. The plot is typical for SexyAds, featuring the typical woman tantalizing us by playing with various parts of her naked body. Tantalizing might be a bit generous though, as her hand works as if she’s rubbing Ben-Gay on sore muscles. There’s no dialogue and no co-stars. It’s a nice enough feature though and does raise the blood pressure somewhat. Could be slower and more erotic for my taste though… And finally… Speaking of raising the blood pressure. This damned Prednisone the doctor’s got me taking has pretty much killed whatever sex-drive I had left. (Pictures of Shanniepie actually killed my desire sometime ago, but the Prednisone REALLY did me in. So ladies, please keep your graphic, filthy, porn-laden Emails to yourselves for awhile, or send them to KODOS, whatever works… Have a great week!!!  Hey You Old Guffer Happy Birthday On this your day of naming may God bless you and keep you safe may he watch over you today and all your days to come
Be safe and enjoy my friend Added: Tuesday, March 16, 2010 4:34am
Happy Birthday Jax .... hope You have a wonderful day hugsssssssssssss
pix xxxxxx Added: Tuesday, March 16, 2010 12:34am
I would never say bad stuff... but then I'm a good girl n shit...
He's good though, just recouperating and getting his game back on...heh.... We do miss you though!  Added: Monday, February 22, 2010 4:52pm
Where are you, Jax? Come out, come out wherever you are!!!
Missing you, Cat Added: Monday, February 15, 2010 11:35am
Will you be my Valentine?
NO, cause you're not around. I hope you are okay but we want you to know we're talking about you behind your back. "Anyone heard from Jax?? He's MIA" I'm sure we said other bad stuff but you'll have to come back to find out. Added: Saturday, February 13, 2010 9:30pm
Hey old friend, I'm just checking for a pulse... hope you are doing well.
Added: Monday, February 8, 2010 3:26pm
Happy New Year of the Tiger
Rob - Added: Thursday, December 31, 2009 11:40pm
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