Well it's about fuckin time.

Finally, the drug companies have gotten smart.

As many of you know, maybe not, but the RU486 pill is to be taken by women the day following a sexual encounter.

In the days of old, men who felt a need to gnaw off their arm so they wouldn't wake up whom they ended up in the morning with after a day of waking.

For example, say a man drank enough (although it's doubtful that is enough alcohol on this globe) to sleep with Shannie, instead of gnawing off their arm, they can simply wake her fat ass up and take two of these.

That way, they save their arm  and wont really give a fuck that they were the one with Shannie in their bed.

Well I thought I was smarter than most when it comes to online scams.  When the UPS man arrived at my door today, proves that I'm not.

You see, it seems, that masterbating to Shannie's moustache picture no longer does it for me.  This being the case, I sought out--via the internet--a replacement.  It is here where I came across this video.

I guess I should have read the fine print.  Honestly, I thought it the most update porno video.

Sadly as I soon found out, this was nothing more than a golf video.

BUYER BEWARE

God, I miss those family fights

First off, in yesterday’s blog, I had indicated that I wasn’t going to do this blog, we’ll as you can see, I became weak and not to be out done, I have changed my mind.  For those that were hoping to read my blog on the inter-workings of the mind of a leg humper will be happy to know that I shall post that either tomorrow or Tuesday.

On a more personal note for Shanniepie, I can only say while you easily got me to write this blog, I can only say you getting me into bed isn’t going to be as easy.  I do, however, admire your persistence.

Shannie, as most of you know, epitomized the statement that fat chicks really do have more fun.  Wait, that’s supposed to be blonde chicks—my bad.  I have also heard it said that it’s never over until the fat lady sings and that may very well be true.  However, it won’t be her fat ass singing at the end of this blog.  If she is indeed singing at the end of this blog, I can only say that it is almost as bold as the time she didn’t bleach her moustache for two weeks in order to take that picture she has posted amonst the other 200,000 pictures she has posted on her profile.  You know, the picture I used during many of my five knuckle shuffle sessions.  (Gentlemen, I can honestly say that if you have yet to masterbate to this picture, you have not ever masterbated in your life.)

Nevertheless, during my recent ban, the question most often asked of me was why did I get banned and Shannie, who chats far more crudely than you, does not.  My response to each and everyone of these questions was exactly three words, and those words are:

GOOD BUSINESS SENSE

First, let me briefly, so you here it directly from the asshole’s mouth why I got banned this last time.  Simply put, I got banned for the same reason fat ass Shannie does not:  Good Business Sense.

On one of the nights in question that had been brought to the attention of the management of this site by my number one fan, the logs showed that I apparently was abusing yet another one of my favorite female chatters from the same heavy weight division as Shannie.  Specifically, the logs showed that I called this heavyweight not only a hooker and a tramp but I on one occasion referred to her as a common whore.  On that evening, the site received 7 complaint regarding me.  Most of which was from my number one fan, who says he never has anytime to chat while I’m in there (Maybe, just maybe, if he spend less time whinning, he would have more time to chat.)

Also, they had received a complaint from a first time female chatter who was offended by my conduct.  It apparently turned her stomach so much, that she felt a need to tell the owners of the site, and I shall paraphrase here “Because of the way they “allow” men to treat the women on this site, that I am not only not going to pay for a membership, but I shall also inform others about you,” or words to that effect.  I have no reason to believe that Maureen isn’t telling me the truth with regard to what this woman said.  I believe her.  Even had Maureen lied to me, in doing so, it brings up a very valid point,

Even those who have seen me chat, either mis-read as to what I type, or better yet, only read what they want to read.  If this is true, then I have to assume that a person who has never seen me chat, would indeed feel that I was treating the aforementioned female chatter poorly.

For argument’s sake, lets change a few players in this senerio.  Let’s say I wasn’t there but Shannie was.  This being the case, lets say Shannie was being Shannie by greeting some of us as “Cocksuckers” and “Fudgepackers”, I’m left to wonder if the same first time female chatter would have sent the same email to Maureen about Shannie???  Come on NOW!  Every swinging dick on this planet knows that she would not.

So if Shannie treats chatters the same or worse than I do, why then is she never banned and I am.  Well in hopes of clearing the air, I shall give my readers my take on this:

First off, as we all know, Shannie is HOT and I’m not.  However, I am very much appreciate the fact that some female chatters have stroked my ego indicating that they would fuck me if they would get overwelming odds.

Honestly, Shannie has the numbers on her side and I’m not just talking about her fan club, which by the way exceeds the fan clubs of the Beattles and Rolling Stones combined.  Better yet, if SA really wanted to make money, all they would have to do is rent the Super Dome in New Orleans.  They then could build a stage with two chairs and two lap tops.  Tickets could then be sold to watch both Shannie and Michelle chat.  The chat room could be shown on the huge telecastor so those in attendance could, if they so chose, chat with both Michelle and Shannie,  Unfortunately, or better yet sadly, I’m certain if this did happen, some moron in attendance would pc either Michelle or Shannie and ask them what they were wearing (yet another upcoming blog.)

The numbers that I am indeed referring to is the composition of male to female, both paying and non paying members of this site.  With that said, I have to admit that I’m not a big fan of statistics because as many of you already know, that they can be manipulated to suit anyone’s argument.  It’s kind of line men and their cyber cocks.  They either increase or decrease its size in order to catch the attention of which ever chick they are currently chatting with.

Nevertheless, if I had to venture a guess, I would bet the entire farm that the male memberships on this site outweigh (no pun intended) the female membership at a ratio of at least 80% to 20%.  For the purpose of this blog, I’ll even go as low as a 70% to 30% split—which I feel is a huge stretch.  Her numbers are further increased because despite one brief encounter, that she is interested in her first real bi-sexual experience.  I hope for her sake, that the brown bomber doesn’t make her way to her apartment.  This being the case, you can add a conservative another 5 to 10 percent on top of the male population.

Lets face it, even despite her fat ass and the fact I would never admit it even under oath, she is undoubtedly one of the most attractive chicks on this site.  The reason I only refer to her physical attributes, is that most men and women on this site, only see her beauty and aren’t interested in anything else.  Had they chose to explore further, they would have discovered what only a few of us know, that she is one of the most professional and intelligent women they would ever have the pleasure of chatting with.  She does have one major character flaw.  It seems and has since been proven over the years, that when it comes to those that have a cock between their legs, she is naive.

I know these things, not because I’m special or she wants to fuck me (she will someday admit that she does), it’s because I’ve asked questions of her.  If I have learned anything about Shannie over the year, if there is one thing she truly loves to do, she loves to talk about herself.

While we are on this subject, to those of you who are reading this blog who are offended that I call her a fat ass, I can only tell you this.  If there is ever a chick on this site that I respect, it’s her fat ass.  So much so, and although it made me deathly ill, I wrote the following about her in my book:

“The dilemma here is what could I possibly say to you that no other man has.  “Keep your clothes on” is unfortunately about the only thing that comes to mind.  All kidding aside, you, in a way only you could do, made crazy seem sane for me.  Your sick and twisted humor kept me forging on.  At times, when I was going to give up, you somehow made me find hope in my hopelessness.”

So yeah, for those who bitch and moan about me degrading chatwhores such as Shannie, I have to admit your right.  I hate her along with her fat ass so fuckin much, that I have chosen to put both of them into the Library in Congress in Washington, D.C.  Granted, they had to first remove over 500,000 to make room for it.  So for those of you who are indeed of the opinion I mistreat this chatwhore, I have but one question.  When is the last time, either your real time love or the cyber love that you have never met did anything but sell you boxed flowers or candy. :)  In fact, I’m surprised Ms. See’s isn’t a sponsor on this site.

I did not state the above in order for chatters to dig me, I’m simply stating the facts.  In fact, I’m comfortable being the bad boy.  Those who have been willing to chat with me, despite the opinions of others, are the ones that I will most likely get along with.  Those who are unwilling, well lets just agree to disagree.

Okay I’ve gotten offcourse here.  What many, if not all on this site know but haven’t neither the common sense or decency to realize is this site is what puts food in the mouths of both Maureen and Jayce.  And that in and all by itself is the reason as to why some get banned and some that never will.  Shannie is in a sense, and in so many different ways, one of this site’s many cash cows (I’m certain that someone is gonna give me shit for this statement—so what’s new.)  To be more specific, there isn’t a man on this site besides me that wouldn’t love to put the wood to the Oxnard heavyweight.  Some of these ever so willing men, then at the hopes of getting into her panties, buy a membership here.  I do, however, have news for those men.  Unless you are one of three things, you really ain’t got a shot, and they are:

1.  Born while Julius Ceasar was in power.
2.  Dressed in a kewl cowboy outlaw outfit and have your picture taken leaning on a light pole; and
3.  Own a boat in Florida and text and call her everytime you get drunk.

I on the other hand, neither have a fan club, nor are there many chicks daring enough to even fuck me on a bet while totally drunk.  Therefore, my chat game, although its exactly the same as Shannie’s is more of a liability than a cash cow. 

There is also another question that has been posed to me on numerous occasions.  Many have asked me if the lifetime membership Shannie brags about (I’ve never seen her brag or even mention it, other than telling everyone that she is not being paid by SA in her profile) if she paid for that membership or was it given to her gratis. 

Although it’s really none of my business at all, I have my own theory and in absence of actually seeing a credit card receipt, I believe that it was given to her and why the fuck not.  Shannie is not only one hell of a show pony, she is a great fuckin salesperson.  It is my belief that she is so good, she could if she had to, sell my book to an illegal immigrant.

And if I am indeed correct, so fuckin what that they gave her a membership.  Makes good sense to me.  If I got the same return on the books that my publisher has given out gratis as the returns they have received from Shannie being here and given free reign, I would be a very wealthy man.

So my question to my readers, why do you think certain people never get banned while others do at a drop of the hat.

Okay in closing, what would a Chuck blog be without controversy.  Well I’m not one to disappoint so here I go.

I am about to expose myself as the pig that I truly am or in all reality what most of you in that silly chat room think of me.  I’m about to talk about the three most offensive words in the chat room and they all start with the letter C.  Cocksucker; Cunt; and Chuck.

Some chicks, actually more than suits my taste, not only want equality but want to have it their own way.  What I mean by that is as demonstrated by the following actual chat conversation between me and another female chatter:

<HotChickFromFloridaWithAbsolutelyNoTits>:  Chuck you geriatric Cocksucker
<Phuckin_Stewpud> Sarah how is my favorite trailor park Cunt

Guess what happened next in that chat room.  You guessed it.  Not only did I get railed on by a lot of other women in the room who that statement was NOT directed at, but there was one chick who started to cry and pound the desk with her first yelling I can’t believe that asshole called a woman a cunt.  Now mind you, the chick that was crying has no problem calling men cocksuckers and fuckers; but she feels it’s not OK for a man to call a women a cunt who first called him a cocksucker.

LOL now thats fuckin funny to me.  Hypocrite.  These are nothing but words on the screen and the words cocksucker and cunt are nothing more than words used to elicit a response for another.  And for those who can’t handle words on the screen, lets just say your not the chick for me, as I would be afraid what you would really do facing a real big problem in real time.

So in addition to telling me your opinion why others are banned and others that will never be banned, tell me why it’s OKAY to call a man a cocksucker but it’s NOT okay to call a woman a cunt in return.  Now that I think about it, this chat room does resemble real life.

So, it’s the almighty dollar or should I say the almighty declining dollar that is the reason why some like Shannie that never get banned and I do.  And while your telling me the view on above, I want you to answer one other question.  How many women can you personally name that have been banned within the last year.  I can only recall one and she used one of those aforementioned C words.

Okay Fat lady, sing if you feel a need.  Just remember I’ve fielded your punt cleanly and returned it.

The ball is either in your court or the bridge of your nose.

And in case your wondering I didnt edit this for grammar nor spellling