I like to write, check my blog and see if it works for you - there are a few stories there if you scroll back a few pages.

It would be good to write a collaborative story with the right woman. I did this a few years ago and the excitement of seeing the next instalment in your inbox was electric.

Drop me a line if this appeals and we'll see where we get to.

I am not six feet tall but I feel like that is the magic online height number you ladies are looking for. So, you would "over" look me before even looking at me. I'm not short mind you; I'm 5' 8", three inches away from your arbitrary height cut off. If online dating was like Alton Towers I'd be too short to ride on the rollercoaster of love, well that's fine with me because while you are trying to defy gravity while on the roller coaster ride reading "He's Just Not That Into You" and "They Call It a Breakup Because It's Broken" only to get off, feel nauseous and talk to your girlfriends about what happened and why he didn't call you and analyze why and if he likes you and blah blah blah. You could have been out with me drinking Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain, not being too into yoga, admiring my half a brain; we could have made love at mid-night etc.

Seriously, if you want a rich guy and like weekends in Monaco, expensive dinners, and random trips to Dubai - it might be a good idea to respond to me. Have I got some guys for you, of course they are older. much older. and married.

It's not true that I just want to get laid. I want to be in love and hold hands and all of that stuff. and if we happen to have sex along the way - great. Actually, better than great - kidding of course (about the holding hands thing.)

I am a normal guy, I get along with my parents, I have a job, I leave the toilet seat up and I like sport. Proper sport - where cars drive too fast
and sometimes women in revealing outfits roam the sidelines - I never look, obviously. And if you came with me I would say things like "Now who cares if a girl with fake breasts can do splits half naked in the snow and rain. All I care about is that I am here with you." And you know what the sappy truth is, that it would be true.

I like sport but I also like gossip. I am the man that can hang with the boys, but actually loves dating women so I can read your Hello and Cosmo for celebrity gossip. Here's the dirty truth, good gossip is just as exciting as a good motor race. If not better.

What I am looking for? A McLaren fan.