So here's a funny story I decided to share with all of you sexy ads people..
Hope it makes you laugh as hard as we did.

Ok...I am off work and have the day all to myself. Feeling a lil frisky and hubby's
at work :( So I decide to have a little "me time" I put on some music, get all my favorite toys out
get nakey and hop into bed. Now all you ladies know how to get yourself off fast but
I wanted to take my time...and enjoy myself!

So there I am caressing myself..enjoying my body, I reach down and notice how wet and ready I am.
I reach for one of my favorite toys..a very curved nice glass dildo. Its not huge but when worked
right...omg!!! I slowly put it inside. I just start getting really into it and
all the sudden theres a knock at the door......NO SHIT!!

I glance out my bedroom window and see that its my landlords workers....ugh if I
stay in my room and finish my fun my hot water
tank will not get replaced till who knows when....

I have a fun idea and decide to tease myself..I leave the glass peice inside and
get dressed to open the door for the workers!! Im tellin ya I was feelin very
frisky!!
The workers head down to the basement to install and I sit on my couch..
I am thourouly enjoying this now...Im flexing everyonce in awhile getting
more and more worked up!! Im texting the hubby dirty little thoughts.
The plan was to tease myself and when they left
go back to my own little world and have explosive orgasms.

Well its takin longer than I thought...
 
My phone rings...mother in law...she knows Im home so I must answer!
Im listening to her rambles about coupons, prices of gas, the weather,
christmas vacation...blah blah blah!!!

The workers tell me there done...and leave quietly as Im on the phone.
Shes still rambling....this time about the price of her medication
and all the sudden....I SNEEZE!!! Not one of those danty little lady
sneezes but one of those earth shattering three in a row..bam bam bam sneezes!!

Well that does it...the curved lil dildo hits my spot just right!
I gasp and hang up the phone!! There I lay on the couch in a quivering mess!

Im so not gonna lie...that was one of the best "alone" orgasms I ever had!!

After I calmed down and put my glass fellow back in his case, cleaned up and changed
I called the ol mother in law back and apolgized for the sudden disconnection..who
knows what happened..they must be workin on the phone lines! Hahahhahaha :)

Ok this new rule kinda blows..... Well it blows a lot actually. That was one feature we enjoyed a lot, It was always nice to pop in after work real quick and see who had viewed us during the day. But at the same time we are free members and we get a hell of a lot more on this site then any other site, We know of no other site like this where you can interact with as many people from so many places for free. We would like to think that one day we will become paying members, But the truth is we are broke LOL, So even though one of our favorite features have been taken away, We will still be here just as much as before. We think that since we can no longer see who have viewed us then when we view someone's profile we should all just leave a comment so they know we were there.
Soooooo in the mean time we will keep entering the photo contests so we can hopefully win a free membership..So go vote for us LOL
But to all those who are seriously bitching about this new rule, Just remember you are still getting a lot for free so enjoy it.

We have had a great time ever since we joined this site!! This is our favorite site to spend time on. We have met some of the most beautiful smart and funny people on here, and a lot of true friends. Since we have joined this site both of our self esteems have risen big time! We started out first by just posting a cleavage picture and the more self confident our friends in here made us feel we have added many photos including pictures of our faces which when we joined we said we were never gonna do! Everyone who is on our friend list we truly enjoy talking to and we really like hearing from you all. There are some not so pleasant people on here from time to time, but that is how it is anywhere, but the majority of people in here are just really polite and respectful. We have enjoyed meeting people from all over the globe, it is very nice talking to people from different states and even different countries, the only problem with that is there are some people overseas that we would REALLY like to meet in person (you know who you are) so I guess we will have to keep playing the lotto! We have however met in person a few people from this site and had great times and made real true friends.

This is kind of strange. We have not been in the "swinging lifestyle" for a real long time, We are amazed by the amount of people who are truly jealous if we chat with someone else besides them. We are all adults and we are all looking to have fun with people so why get jealous if we talk to someone else? Just because my wife and I are talking to another person or couple in here doesn't mean that we are not interested in all of our friends if we didn't want to talk to you, then you wouldn't be on our friends list and we wouldn't talk to you at all. Most of the time it seems that the people who are getting jealous are people who have been in the lifestyle for much longer then we have and WE are the ones acting mature... it just makes no sense to us. If we say that you are beautiful and we want to meet you, we mean it, and if we are talking to someone else it doesn't mean we have changed our minds. So that being said...lets all just have fun getting to know eachother.

Hello
We have started 2 enjoy getting on cam more and more here latley. We have met wonderful and sexy new freinds because of it, there are so many nice and kind people out there and we love it. That being said, We have already had our fair share of people who have given Mrs Vampy a hard time when she is on. Ok first off we do not need directors!!!! we will do what we want when we wanna do it! If we dont know you and never talked to you before, you will most likley not be getting permission to view our cam. Dont take it personal! its just how we do things. Also if you send a request to view and we deny it, Don't keep sending them!!!! When we deny someone we don't wanna have to do it again and again that is a fast way to piss us off.
Men show some respect for my wife, She is on by herself sometimes and some of you guys just lose all manners when you see her. We are all here to have a good time and so is she so don't fuck it up for everyone!! and while im on the subject of rude people, If you pc us, Dont just send us a msg that says "do you swallow" or "are you horny" that is just dumb. Ok thanks for looking.... have fun!!!!