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Male, 52 United States
1,935 kms from you
alcohol played a decisive role in determining the proper layout for this ph
A discreet relationship, Casual sex, A long term relationship, Friends
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Ladies - Don't be a Dick !
Men Seeking Women
wow... WTF? now must admit, I'm new to this cyber / psycho "thinking you might actually get laid" while remaining oblivious to the fact that there's no-one else in the room and not to mention, exactly who the fuck am I talking too anyway... a computer?
But I just got tickled.. or my account just got tickled, by.. ahh... er? Let me see, to honest, this has to be the ugliest 3-legged woman I have ever seen.. or it a man.
Cheese and Rice, its a dude!.. and he is hung like a fucking Elephant.
Hey, Mr. Wizard, looks like the doctor forgot to remove your umbilical cord when you were born. OK shows over .. please close the curtain.
What part of my profile did this numb-nut miss? Excuse me.. i made certain to note; "I'm the farthest thing from gay possible"
This means I do not chug cock, nor do I want too. But thank you for disturbing my ability to get sleep, now that this dickhead's dickhead is seared into my memory bank.
It would be interesting to know what he feeds that thing and then politely ask him to cover it up - from the looks of it, he will need a car cover for a 1976 Cadillac El Dorado.
Ok Ladies.. help me out here... how about some correspondence etc..etc.. as long as YOU DO NOT HAVE A DICK.
Remember that an ad ....
hopefully this works out..
Creating a profile about myself..hmmm, kind of creepy when you come to think about it.
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Sunday, May 27, 2012
creating a blog that best describes myself. Hmmm... a little creepy but here goes....
My name is Cletis, I'm homeless, unemployed, ex-convict with drug, alcohol and gambling addictions. I spend the majority of my time in a tool shed in my Mom's backyard, furiously masturbating to episodes of Spongebob Squarepants.
Nah.. too negative. How about...
My name is Thad, all the worlds a stage for I am a true thespian at heart. Pure acting and stage performance is my heart, my soul, my life. While struggling to land consistant stage work, I maintain steady high-paying income from acting gigs on various soap operas. Unfortunately, I nail the auditions because of my good looks, chiseled abs, tight butt, thick long hair. It also helps that I have an enormous basket, which sports nicely in a Calvin Klein bathing suit. When I say enormous, I mean just that, for my nickname is "Tripod". When I fly business class, airlines make me pay for two seats, the one I sit and the one in front of me.
Nah.. too grandiose
My name is Brian... self-confident man, never take life seriously, never worry and avoid regret. I do whatever I want, whenever I want, for however long as I want too.
1) Children under 18 living with you and your husband.
Otherwise, give me a call! I am very sensual lover, I'm a 'giver'..and all my gear works!
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