Yep, that Gawd Damned groundhog screwed us again !  I think I'll case my 20 ga remington, go to that crazy assed town where this glorified weasel lives, and kill him, skin him, clean him, and put that little son of a bitch on a platter with an apple in his mouth !!!   And as if that rodent in pennsylvania isn't bad enough, I now hear they have this toad in florida called THE GROUND FROG !!!   Frog leggs anyone ! 

Finally having it up to my chin, I went to see Mother Nature but the sign said " Gone to Arizona till April"  come back later !  So as a last resort i thought "why not go to the man himself...GOD !   Just as I rang the door bell, the thunder rolled, the ground shook, and lightning struck at my feet .  I asked him, "God ole buddy, ole pal, why this lousey weather ?  Just then the skys parted and a loud booming voice answered,  "BECAUSE Bigfella44...YOU PISS ME OFF" !!!   OHHHH. KKKK. Bossman, I be outta here !!!

Just a bit of silly assed fun to brighten you day my friends .  Keep on Keepin On !

bigfella44 from Toledo, Ohio

Ever had one of those days when you'd have been better off staying in bed ?  Yea, you know the kind I'm talkin about, like when your underwear fits you better when you put it on backwards and it feels really good !  Like when you see you picture on a post office wall in the FBI most wanted list !  Like when your mother-in-law comes to stay for a few days and she's still there a year later !!!  You get the point .

So today when I got up, my dog pissed on my shoes...on the INSIDE of my shoes !  Then I recieve an Email that my favorite subbie is moving...to bum screw egypt !   Then your printer crashes just when you need to send a prospective new subbie your pic to seal the deal with her .  And this was all before lunch too !

So to start the afternoon, you find out that the company you just retired from is dropping retiree health insurance effective RIGHT NOW !!!  So the best thing to do is nothing important cause you might fuck that up too !  So I'm now looking forwards to Friday .  What could go wrong, hell it all went wrong today !!!   On top of that...I'm as horny as a 2 peckered goat but could'nt get laided if I were a carpet !!!  

The key to all this is...no matter how bad it goes there's always tommrow !  Yea, and you all thought it was just some silly assed song from the movie" Annie", yea that one with the little red haired brat who lives with some clown who likes the term "Leaping Lizzards" and has the Q ball hair do !  But no, it's more than that, it's a attitude that I am not gonna let this whip my ass anytime soon . Yep, you are not whipping my ass on friday and saturday isn't looking good for you either Mr. Bad Luck !!!

There, I feel better now my friends !!!  Thanx for taking time to read my blog and have a safe and sexy weekend !!!   Your friend,

bigfella44

  Yea, it's me the resident horny devil again !   Just had some time to kill so ...here I am !   Some resent thoughts...

1.   Gawd damned it's fuckin cold in Ohio !  

2.   If you rub 2 naked bodies together is it something like that boy scouts thing with the 2 sticks making a fire ?

3.   Will puting 20 blankets on the bed make me any warmer than useing 19 blankets ?

4.  Will any horny submissive women check me out within the next 10 years ?

5.   And if they actually do check me out, will anyone of them ever send me a comment ?  ( it does'nt count if you've commented to me in the last calender year) ?

^.   And if you DO comment to me, will you ever wanna join me in the Dungeon chat room one of these nights ? 

Just some thoughts before the weekend rolls in and everyone blows town and parties their ass off all weekend !!!   Caio my friends,

bigfella44 from Toledo, Ohio

P.S.   Have a great and safe weekend,   ENJOY

Hi there my friends and even some who just think I'm a weird ass !!!   Just a few observations I've been running thru my sick and demented mind lately ! 

1.  WHY AM I HERE ???   Because I joined Sexy ads 2 years ago due to the fact that I'm sexually lonely .  The up part is I've made a few great friends since I've been here !   The down part is that sometimes I don't think I'm suited for Sexyads .  If anyone has read my profile, I'm a card carrying Dominant who just adores sweet submissive women, period !   I wished I had more of a bit of openness towards other types of sexual escapades but then a rose is a rose !   What can I say ???  Yea !
2.   WHY IS SEX SO GAWDDAMNED DESIREABLE ???   Got me hangin on that one friends !   When I look upon a woman in all her splendid naked beauty, I just go ga-ga !  Go figure ?   To me just add some cuffs, a gag, and some sexy black lingerie and I could stay very happy for many hours !   To me one of the most beautiful sounds in the world is a gaged woman having multiple orgasms !  Yea, I know, I'm kinda a little left of center right ?  The second best part is cuddling with her after she has been physically spent and is ready to feel secure in the arms of the Dom who has just put her thru her sexual paces !   I know..another weird thing !
3.  O.K. THEN, IF SEX IS SO DESIREABLE THEN WHY DO I PRACTICE ABSTINENCE WITH ALL WOMEN I HAVE THIS KIND OF SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH ???   Now that ones easy !   Again, if you've read my profile I'll tell you that I'm married and only one woman gets the pleasure of getting my cock...her !!! And although we have'nt had sex in over a year, I still have a thing about giving my cock to another woman .  Yea, I know...I'm weird !!!   That's why I have collected so many "toys" .  I'll give any woman my strapon cock or my fucking machine or any of many dildos, vibrators, and butt plugs I've accumulated for their sexual pleasures ! Try wraping your mind around that logic ladies !  A man needs something every now and then to keep his interest in sex going, right ?  Yea...I'm extreamly weird !!!

Well, I've rambbled on long enough for one evening so have a great evening and the next time the mood strikes me just right perhaps I'll let my thoughts out to play !!!

Your friend and resident WEIRDO,

bigfella44 from Toledo, Ohio

   Was there a full moon last night ???   For some reason I look like wolfman this morning and damned if I'm outta razors !?! I just had to type that crazy assed post to my blog last night did'nt I ?   But what I did proves a thory of mine, that introducing something so irresistable as the thought of a single sexual act could draw so many responces in so short of time !   I had the pleasure of reading a blog last night from a guy from the Detroit area complaining that no ladies were responding to his on line advances .  I believe he called them "7th graders"  and I believe he's very fustrated .  WELCOME TO THE CLUB BROTHER !!!   Look, any married guy is going to get anywhere from very few to no replies no matter how cleaver he is .  I've been looking for 2 years and...ZIP, NADDA, JACK SQUAT man !  So being a guy who has done well making lemonaide from the many lemons in life, I decided to just make some damned good friends !!!  OMG, what a thought, a woman who's a friend and not a fuck buddy !!!  And I've done pretty well with that in mind .  So to the guy in "Desperate in Macomb County" ...lighten up my brother, you'll be just fine when you figure out what the score is here .   I'm pulling for you brother and remember...we're all in this together man .  Now remember to keep your stick on the ice and go get em tiger !!!