I may piss a few people off but I just want to get everything straight before wasting everyone's time.

I am MARRIED. Very happily in fact. Last time I checked being married does not make me dead. I can still flirt and have fun.

Yes, my husband knows I chat. Hell he has his own account here too.

Just because I say hi to you does not give you the right to assume that I either want to cyber with you or have sex with you.

No, I don't want to see your penis. Give a girl a chance to get to know you first or at least see your face first. I mean honestly, you don't walk into a bar and show a complete stranger your winkie. Plus we all could use some mystery.


I have a tendency to be an enormous smart ass. So if you get offended easily you may want to move along.

Just because you pm me does not mean I have to answer you. Yes it may seem rude but then again some pm's are rude. If I stop talking to you in mid pm you can assume it is because you said something inappropriate. Also if you pm me and I look at your profile main pic and I get a face full of cock, you can bet your sweet ass I won't answer you. It just seems rude to me. You have the right to post your winkie pics but I have the right not to acknowledge you.

Be nice to me and I will be nice to you.

I am here to make FRIENDS. I know this site is called sexy ads, but I met my love. I have come to know a lot of people on here and consider them my online family so I stayed.

Now that you have read my ad and think I am a total witch or not, say hi. I am always up for making new friends.

So I was reading my previous ad and man did it seem harsh. I will try to be a little more gentle in this one.

I am here to chat and make friends. I am happily married and he is the perfect man for me. He does know I have an account here, he has one too.
I am definitely not here to find the next Mr. Cherry or to find a sex buddy. This does not mean I can't flirt or have fun. Hell I'm married, not dead LOL

I can come across a little harsh and have a tendency to be a HUGE smart ass. I call it humor, but some people don't appreciate my sense of humor. If you get offended easily, you may not appreciate it either.

Please don't show me your penis unless I ask you to. Would you walk into a bar or restaurant and pull out your winky and show it to a complete stranger? And if you do, you may want to rethink your pick up angle. Especially if she laughs at you.

Please don't try to add me as a friend until we get to know each other first. I am a VIP so you can email me here even if you are not.

Have a good day and good luck on your search.