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Friday, September 23, 2016
And I still love you! Now we got that out of the way..Hola kiddies! I slacked for a day and I feel guilt for it. I could have been doing something productive but decided to sit outside watching the moon and listening to Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack. I love the play, the movie. I hated that Christine went with Raoul, it’s my thing for bad guys I suppose. The Phantom, while incredibly depressed, possibly suffocating and obsessive..he had a beautiful creative mind. Also, being played by Gerard Butler, well that exceeded the hot factor! The things I would do to that man. *wicked lolly grin* Anyway, I am still planning my blog, looking at templates. I think I am just going with premade layouts for now. A friend of mine and I had a conversation about pen names. Since I am writing under different names for different genres/kinks I originally thought I had to separate each one and and have a dedicated site for each name. It would be costly. My friend mentioned to just be upfront about it and just have it all on one site and let my audience know that I do write other genres, check them out bla bla. I have the tendency to overthink details. Maybe this was the case here. We started googling “Lolly Gagger” aside from my web presence here there is a few others that go by the same, I don’t want any confusion. I want to keep Lolly, I like Lolly..it’s perty! We threw up some alternatives and they all sucked. Just didn’t feel right. I googled “Lolly Pop” as a name and another author named “Lolly Pope” came up, I kinda got sidetracked and read her entire catalog on kindle unlimited. She likes watersports...alot. lol Anyway, the pen name is still under construction. Any ideas? Inbox me! I think I am going to go with Crushed Unicorn as a site name..why? Because I like it, it sounds morbid, but I heard a long time ago that Jell-o is made from crushed unicorns, and I love me some Jell-O! Oh and before I forget, an update on my CL Community Disservice Project! After all those messages, that original push..I am down to about 5 messages a day from new pervs a day now. I speak to about 15 of the originals daily now. All via email of course. I caught a few catfishes..lol..gotta love the internetz. Once again ladies and gentlemen, be sweet and wonderful you! I know the web is a haven for escape, you can be anything you want, but at least do your research and use your head. If you’re caucasian, don’t send a black mans monster weener and say you have a reverse michael jackson syndrome. (True story). Sure people may not waste the energy to call you out, but someone will eventually. Be happy with your penis! Ok, so I think that is all for now, I have some work to do. As soon as my new blog haven is available I will let you know. Out of respect to the Goddess and God of SA, I will not post the link, you’ll have to message me for it. Like I said before, I will still be posting here for my random tidbits. I hope you all have a wonderful night, or day, depending where you are in the world. Love, Lolly.
Booo lolly cant chat on her tablet!!
Saturday, September 17, 2016
Damn you Android...whyyyy?! *snarls and huffs* Well at least I cant blog..yayyy! So once again I know I have been MIA, I have been working a lot and for part time work it sure is demanding. The good thing is its helping me save for some good cover designs. That's right kiddos, lolly is going into self-publishing. Gonna make some smutbux lol. It's been in process for a long time, but finally getting somewhere. So to give an idea of what I have been doing is creating a catalog of short stories about 7k words each. I was stockpiling them that way I would have content and be able to release in a timely manner. I have also been researching market trends, tactics and even some other unorthodox things to see how the tide is flowing. I have also been slowly weening off ghostwriting for others for a few reasons..one mainly being they keep changing shit. lol I understand im giving them a basis of a story but cheese and rice at least keep the scene of gratuitous bukkake! Some people..smh. Ive also been looking up cover designs and quality stock art seems to have plummeted a bit, or maybe im not looking in the right places..or im just maybe too nice to stock photographers who need a break.I dont know. OK SO topic change... ---- I did a social activity.. So I had posted an ad on CL asking if anyone wanted to talk to an ssbbw, just to chat and shoot the shit, not meet for sex or anything just message about random things. I posted no pic, said I was pretty average looking and I really didnt want messages about being ssbbw because its really no surprise that im fat..lol. I stated that I was not oblivious to my body, I embrace it, live it, love it and work it! I asked for no feeders and no men obsessed with conspiracy theories, because honestly im tired of the long long talks about how many universes there are, and how we are specs of nothing..etc. Im not knocking it but..I just dont care. I care about whats in front and around me. Cant spend my life always looking up..I'll trip or something lol. I also asked for no weenie pics, middle finger pics and that I prefer fists then said JK! And in conclusion I said I did not want to show my bewbs because boobs are boobs and my milkshakes scares all the boys from my yard. I posted it around 2:30 am 2 nights ago. By 4 am I had about 10 emails, by noon that day 67, at this point now, I have 238 leering at me. No in between work and daily duties, ive glanced over most. We live in an odd world. Most of the responses were men a few females and 2 TVs (yayyy!) Despite my pleas for no weenies, I still recieved them in abundance. (im not complaining) I even got pics of fists from more cheeky readers..lol I did recieve a few that messaged just to bash me, one in particular stood out. Aside from calling me a trashy ho, he also called me a snob for saying boobs are boobs. But he responded under the anonymous email again just changed the name and was a completely different person (acting) I was like what the fuck? Proof once again people ay not be who they seem. The 75 or so that were decent-ish, ive exchanged messages with. Some are married and there are clear boundaries with that, I respect them. But next thing I know I felt like dear Abby, some began asking questions on how they can get into their wives heads or get them to try anal.. WELL HELL that's right up this trashy hos happy fudge highway! HA! So I obliged my super top secret buttsex tips and am waiting anxiously for results. :) I've done my community service..what have you done today? ------- On another note I am sincerely thinking on opening a new blog, I want to still keep this one open because as I have said before I love this community, I love the people and it's always a part of me. I need to expand anyway especially with the writing gig. So thats also going to be in the works very soon..SOOO damn SOOON it'll make your butt tickle! *I also apologize for my horrendous grammar and lack of apostraphe usage and blatant misspellings, for I am on a tablet and this keyboard is janky yo! So anyway I am going to retire for the evening and fall back into Lollyland eventually..so I hope you all have a wonderful night, keep on perving, feel free to drop me a line or 2, and remember Mama loves you! Love, Lolly
The Dating Game: Lolly got catfished!
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Soo, you're gonna love this..
I've been frequenting dating sites and I'm generally nice to people, I try to respond to everyone accordingly and dont use cut and paste responses, I try not to respond with short answers either. On a certain site I will not name because the SexyAds Goddesses frown upon that, I average about 78 messages a day. And these users are within 50 miles of me.
Ladies, as you know we get the real winners with certain messages opening with, "OMG i want your face on this dick yesterday"
"Hey baby nice DSLs"
Now Im not against those messages, because sometimes I do the same thing when I see a delicious looking male I'm all like..
"OMG i want your weener on my forehead and your sack in my mouth NOW"
Anyway one user was the opposite, he was very polite and sweet and not bad looking. He did kinda drown in the mass of messages at first because he was a slow responder and the others were lightning fast and trying to get a nut during their sheet karate sessions.
We talked for a while and he asked if we could go to a messenger so the responses were quicker, I obliged. Then he started to change, you know how you get that feeling something isnt right? Well it was happening, I went back on the site and paid more attention to the photo it was a scanned pic, oddly cropped, I read through his profile and noticed he was real sketchy on details, BUT I gave him a benefit of a doubt because some people just dont feel like filling in every field.
He started pushing for pics and for the people that know me here, I have a no pink rule, I dont want my cootchie floating around cyber space with all the other cootchies, I like my cootchie with me...MY COOTCHIE!
He laid off the cootchie and sent a pic of his chest since I had sent the chest one that was on here, I noticed that his skin tone was different than his profile pic, also the shoulder thickness and width was off, then before i could ask something he started sending the weenie pics and videos of the dancing weener, so yeaa I was a little distracted you all know my obsession with winking willies and dancing dicks..dont judge me monkeys.
then I asked if he had anymore face pictures, he said no then said oh he found one, so now the one he sent was a model..lol The model had similar features to the site pic but was not him. Then he asked for my address, I then asked him which version of him am I going to meet, the site guy or the random model guy he just sent. He was silent for a while.
Then he sent his real picture which was VERY different, he apologized and said women dont talk to him when he has a real pic up I was like but what do you expect when you are successful and they meet up with you and see who you really are.
He told me that he was hoping by that time they'd look past that after some good conversation. No...NO..it doesn't happen that way. Even the nicer women who don't want to hurt the guy would not even go for a second date,
Look men and boys, I know its the internetz and you're free to be what you wanna be but if you wanna be meeting females off the internet..be smart about it. We aren't stupid, we have google and can find out stuff if needed.
Sure you can lie about you peepee size, like we can lie about our weight (I weigh 125!..ok not really)
This should go for women too because it's a trend in both genders.
My point is why cant you be happy with who you are, if you're wanting to be accepted by someone else for who you are, how you are and what you look like..you have to accept you YOURSELF.
Looks fade with age
One sometimes is bigger than the other and that nipple tends to look down more than the other
Weenies become more veiny or spotty
Hair gets more gray
Our personalities and who we are dont, yea they get altered with experience and new wisdom or dumb choices but it doesnt fade.
LOVE yourself..frequently, take the time to look in the mirror and see what you love, lay back and close your eyes and touch your body head to toe and feel what you love about yourself. Pay attention to yourself when you talk to people or read the newspaper, if you feel for people that are going through hard time, love your sensitivity. If you stop to smell a flower...love that you can take time to appreciate the smallest things.
If people bring you down..
fuck 'em, you have a purpose, you mean something and you mean or will mean something to someone soon.
Wanna know one of my kinks?
Thursday, November 19, 2015
I love male masturbation, I know you're thinking, "wow Lolly..really..just that?" But it's true, I love watching a man stroke, especially in person. I would usually take my place between his legs and watch, it's a lesson really. Every man has a way they like to be touched and you can learn a lot from watching how simple touches affect his entire body.
The way his belly tightens up or how one leg will twitch slightly, his breathing pattern, the gutteral groans. You learn if he likes his balls to be fluffed a little or if he grips the entire shaft firmly, just the base or just under the head. There's so much you can learn from just watching.
It drives me crazy, and I don't even have to be touched honestly..well semi honestly..ish. OK so I like to let him smack the tip against my lips especially if hes fully rigid so i can motorboat that area just under the head..nice lil tickle spot. just vibrate my lips and some tongue lashing and then go deep throating.
I prefer to be guided by my hair whether it be fast or slow, deep or shallow and if hes really into it just grab my head and yankety-yank..hence skullfucking.
I know there are some women that aren't into taking a hot load down the throat hole because of the taste, if your man or dude your playing with has taste a little beyond your tolerance..slide him to the back of your tongue as much as possible, clamp your lips shut, stiffen your tongue a little then take a breath through your nose and when the pulsing subsides and you have a wonderful glob of gooey goodness collected..swallow, but keep your lips sealed..like a glad bag. If he is still shooting keeping gulping then slide him out.
I cant give you the scientific explanation why this works but I can tell you that certain taste buds are avoided when you do this, decreases the ick factor (if you have that issue)
Now if you can't stand the texture, someone once referred to it as gooey chewy snot, which I don't even want to ask...Ive never had to chew..lol.
Anyway texture, I cant help you with but maybe you can use your imagination, pretend its runny jello?
I dont know..lol
I knew a lady who would suck a jolly rancher while she gave head and when he came she would swirl her tongue mixing it with the candy.
Of course my first thought was jolly ranchers are hard and can get sharp sometimes, wouldnt it be uncomfortable for the guy. Then again I know some men love texture, teeth even so he may have liked a jagged peice of candy jabbing and rolling over his dick while she was throating him.
Im getting off topic.
My point was originally, I love to watch, it definitely gives me the shivers and sweats.
I just love weenies! Who doesnt, they are just the greatest thing ever! Even the weird jaggedy ones have a certain charm about them.
They look up, down, to the left, to the right and some just come at you all angry
Im all bothered now..
Anyway just wanted to post this, have a good day my little pervs!
Monday, November 2, 2015
It's been about 8 months since I been on here, alot has changed and I miss my friends here. Oh and I'm typing from my phone so bear with me. Anyway, my owner and I split a while back after 7 and some odd months. A really bad break up, and we are trying to be friends but sometimes it's difficult with bitterness and adapting to change. I'm not out to bad mouth him, we just couldn't be what we set out to be. And we are ok. So now I am just concentrating on my writing. I just started dating or seeing someone and I'm just going one day at a time, not in any rush I'd rather work on keeping what I do have and rise from the leftover ashes. Anyway I plan to write more soon, I just wanted to drop by for a spell and hump all your pictures a minute..all you sexy people.. Lolly
Loly - Loly - Loly Face that is divine and lips that need ................... mmmmmm
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