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I’m Smokeyy & on SexyAds looking for fun, chat, good times & friendship.

And I’ve found all that on here!

But I’m not looking for anything more & for the record, I don’t have erotic chat, erotic e-mail or any other erotic involvement with married or attached guys.

That’s just the way it is, so if you’re a guy involved in a relationship & looking for anything more than simple friendship on here, then I’m not your girl, so don’t waste your time & mine!

But if your looking for good times, fun & friendship, then I could be your girl!

I’m all over the site, & you can find me in the forums & in the chatrooms, so stop by & say ‘Hi’ sometime, & if you think you have a similar fun outlook, like mine, then get in touch….you never know until you give it a go, do you?!

Smokeyy.

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I like reading blogs because people are more real when they write them. If you see that I came to your page more then likely it is because I read your blog you wrote. I am a simple person with simple taste in things. I do not like to be around drama. I do not like false friends so if you want to be my friend be a real friend.

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Sunday, March 7, 2010

Things got ya down? Well then, consider these...In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural.. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 A.M. Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 A.M. all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still having a bad day??? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day??? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his iPod.

Are ya OK now? - No? Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly, trampling to death the two helpless protesters.

What?!? STILL having a Bad Day??? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet did not pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!

There now, feeling better?

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Thinking on your feet

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Produce Manager at Publix

A man walked into the produce section of a Florida Publix supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce.

The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce.

The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some a**@#$*e wants to buy a half head of lettuce."

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he....added,

"And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "

Kentucky, sir." the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Kentucky?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and basketball players up there."

"Really?" said the manager, "My wife is from Kentucky."

"No kidding?", replied the boy, "Who'd she play for?"