Guilty or Not Guilty? (Game)

not guilty! 

have you ever been flipped off while driving?

guilty--and I've flipped a few off, too, not to mention telling one driver and his passenger to "eat s**t and die" when they were trying to mess with me while they were driving in lane next to me, then left them in my dust, the jerks.

Have you ever told someone something like that?

guilty, unfortunately

have you ever got on the wrong bus?

Guilty, once in high school on a rooter bus (i.e., a buncha kids bussed to a football game), for which I got called into the vice principal's office because he thought I'd gotten a ride home in my boyfriend's car, and once almost got on the tour bus to Universal Studios in Anaheim when I was supposed to be going to see the Queen Mary and the Spruce Goose...but that time I got off in time. 

Have you ever made fun of someone that didn't deserve it and couldn't help whatever was the issue?

not guilty

have u ever bought a ticket for a movie, saw it and then snuck into another theatre for a double header

Guilty as homemade sin! 

have you ever had your hair look so weird that you washed it all over again? 

LMAO.. Yes!

Have you ever done something and 5 mins later hugely regretted it?

oh, so guilty....i think that's a human condition, kiwi. 

have you ever worn new shoes that were so uncomfortable, you threw them out when you got home?

not guilty, but only because I've had it so beaten into my head in childhood, as part of a big family, not to waste anything...so it's hard to throw ANYTHING away that's in any way usable.  So I've reworn uncomfortable shoes until they either got comfortable or wore out...wish you could see my semi-melted Crocs right now!  LOL

Have you ever done "it" at a drive-in movie?

no, not all the way.  not guilty. 

have you ever eaten so much on thanksgiving that you puked?

Not guilty...I'd rather die than puke.

Made yourself puke for some reason, particularly being too full, to relieve yourself?

one time, when i had one of those noro-viruses, i knew i had to, so i brushed my teeth, including my tongue.  the moment the brush hit my tongue, it was all over.  i felt so relieved....but in general, i'd rather die than puke too.  however, when you know you're going to anyway, the waiting is almost worse than the doing!

have you ever puked in a really bad or inappropriate place?

Guilty...sort of.  I was just awakening from general anesthesia after my first hip replacement and I felt fine until someone would walk into the room....then the stuff would gush out just like the pea soup in "The Exorcist"!!!!  For someone who had been without food for over 24 hours...from where the heck did it all come?  Even my poor regular doctor who came in to check on me had to hold that darling kidney-shaped bowl they expect to contain it all while I more than filled it.  Needless to say, from then on, each time I have anesthesia, they make sure I have a scopolamine patch stuck behind my ear!!!!  Haven't had the problem since...and I've been unfortunate enough to have had to make that trip more than a few times in years following.  But I definitely agree...the fighting it and waiting is the worst!!!!

Have you ever wet yourself a little because you were laughing so hard?

often... LOL... my kids to it to me, thank goodness they don't know it, but we laugh so much in this house.... its almost contagious...

flirting with your doctor/ surgeon ?

not guilty. 

have you ever harbored a doubt about your mate?

guilty

have u ever dropped crumbs onto the floor at someone else's house and swept them under the rug with your feet?

guilty?  I don't remember sweeping them into hiding...but I may have encouraged their dog/cat to clean up....I could be wrong, though

Have you ever played solitaire on paid time?