So I've been lucky enough to be getting laid here and there, not on a regular basis of course, but when the stars and planets align and the gods smile upon me. Lol But I've yet to find anyone to date or wanting a LTR. Sure I talk to guys but 90% of them are full of shit and the rest nothing ever comes of it. I try to keep positive and have my pity parties from time to time but its so hard not to get depressed and think, wow, is this what my life has come to? Talking to guys online, maybe getting lucky once in awhile and repeat ad nauseum? Man, I sure do hope the gods have something amazing coming to me because iam just getting tired and bored with the same shit and shitty men. I hope everyone here finds what or who they're looking for because I've been at this game for way too long and iam about over it!

When i want a LTR, i get offers for sex, when i give up and decide, what the heck why not? and try to set something up, then i get nothing?? I just cant win. Ever. All these men....full of shit.

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I just love being single all the time every single moment of my life at all hours of the day and every minute of the hour of the year. Its freakin AWESOME!!!!!

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All men who live in Floriduh are dumb, stupid and blind. How is that possible youre thinking?? I dont know! It boggles the mind! Even mine! I think the men who decided to live here or born here or however they got here are just too busy, too ADD, too self-absorbed, too married, too gay, too single or  too worried about how they can get that supermodel into the hot tub with them when theyre looking like Joe Dirt! Iam beside myself on how anyone in this god forsaking state even gets into a relationship, serious or booty call or wutever it doesnt matter cuz i cant even get either! I mean, sure, i can go to some hole in the wall and get fucked in the parking lot like any other decent citizen but maybe id like to be a little picky and have a little bit of higher standards and maybe get to know the guy's name or what his favorite color is or what he eats for breakfast??? i dunno, i guess iam high maintenance like that. Maybe iam too intimidating or too repulsive looking, i just cant explain it anymore. The more i try the less i achieve and the less i try the absolute zilch of attention i get. Id try to be anorexic but i freakin love cheese and margaritas too much!!! Damnitt to hell to my tastebuds!!! Can someone please just shoot me and end my misery? Oh wait dont do that, cuz then ill have a panic attack due to the anticipation of when youre gonna pull the trigger and you'll prob just fuck with me for a few minutes and then ill get mad and change my mind anyways. Iam laughing because the Universe is just the type to have the most fucked up sense of humor and pick on the innocent unsuspecting types such as myself who always have a small glimmer of hope that things will always get better in the end. What a crock of shit that is. I mean, theres always sunshine after the rain! Thank you Rebecca of Fuckin Sunnybrook Farms! I hope a house lands on you and your little dog too!!!

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Well now that i got all that off my chest, i would like to inquire from other Floriduh females if they have encountered the same issues or problems with men from this Swing State as i have?

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