  |  CharleneRene
TS/TV/CD, 60 USA
TS/TV/CD
Tigard
Oregon, USA 555 mi from you 60
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I am a 60 year young TS , I live 24/7 as a female and have for many years , have legally changed my name and all legal documents . Looking to meet other T-girls or genetic Females. Love to go shopping, cooking,
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Sipping Vodka
Thursday, November 19, 2009
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon , he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1)Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2)There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3)There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4)Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5)Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6)We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7)The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8)David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him. 9)When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass. 10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T." 11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me". 12)The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry. 13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God. 14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's. How pumpkin pies are made
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Put in your order now- Thanksgiving is right around the corner. LOL! thoughts by ducky
Monday, November 16, 2009
LIFE THOUGHTS BY DUCKY
How do these people survive?
Thursday, November 12, 2009
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Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets (Unbelievable but sadly true...) TWO I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened. THREE A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy' (keep shuddering!!) FOUR I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' 'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....' PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself!!! FIVE Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies. Brunette, by the way!! SIX A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......' Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!' Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!! AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION:
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'. Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' "Four months vacation and five good leads."   Hi CharleneRene...I sure would enjoy chatting with you sometime...I keep looking for you in the GE chatroom...where are you when you are online here?  Added: Tuesday, November 17, 2009 9:05pm
  thanks for the help. i appreciate the effort. this shows the community effect of the posters here.Bill Added: Saturday, October 31, 2009 11:46am
Hello CharleneRene...if you are interested, come in to the GE chatroom...I will be there, hoping you will be too. Hugs&Kisses!
 Added: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 6:54pm
Charlene Rene sweetheart you still tell the funniest jokes and I still love my sister. Wish you were here for a visit. Love and kisses Charlene Cassandra
Added: Saturday, October 10, 2009 11:29am
 Thanks for the tickles, My Dear...hope we get to chat sometime...are you ever in the chatrooms? Take care, Sweet CharleneRene. You are definitely very attractive. Hugs&Kisses! Added: Friday, October 9, 2009 2:27pm
I hope you had a great day Charlene, and a Very, Sweet, Sexy, Exciting Birthday Baby......  Added: Monday, October 5, 2009 12:48am
Hiya
Happy Birthday Love your blogs and miss seeing you in chat Hisses and Hugs from the other birthday girl VIv Added: Sunday, October 4, 2009 7:44pm
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday Charlene Rene, Happy birthday to you.
Hope you have a good time celebrating it.  Nan Added: Sunday, October 4, 2009 9:09am
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