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Illinois, USA 1,846 mi from you 41
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Erotic chat/email, A discreet relationship, Casual sex, A long term relationship, Spanking, Friends
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Women seeking Friends
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Yes I'm looking for friendships here too. Can that lead to more? Who knows? I suggest writing lots of smart, sexy and at least partly grammatically correct text. If you're too cool for words, it can work if it's true. Otherwise, you're going to have a hard time connecting with me. If you want the brain behind the blue eyes, you would seek it out where it is. Email is a great place to start, don't you think? You can earn your spot on my friends list through email and intelligent chat alone. I don't recommend trying me at cyber totally unsolicited without establishing some relationship points first. I don't generally do cyber unless I am into you. I promise you one thing, I'm great at playing. I can leave you completely confused if you break the rules. I love people for who they are, whatever they are, and I expect a certain amount of respect for any ongoing communication with me, (especially through SexyAds or wherever). Write longer text messages, more communicative posts in the forums or in the chat room, write in your blog space! Then you never know what friends with benefits we can make. So write to me! Disa Multimedia Princess Seeks Cosmic Character
Women seeking Fetishes
2009 Update: I'm less inclined to read email unless 1) I know you or 2) you're a VIP member. Even so, I'll probably only take a little look see now and again. Catch me in chat or the forums though!
Hi! What's shakin'? I want to snuggle up with the right guy on a sheepskin rug in front of the fireplace, a nice Cabernet, relaxed with plans for hitting the slopes. I'm a milky white chocolate ski-bunny with scrumptiously soft supple skin. Doesn't that sound nice? I'm kind of like a modern hippie chick with a sexy 'Je Ne Sais Quoi' edge to me. I like to party like it's 1969. That's not code for anything, babycakes. Catch me hanging out in Chicago (mostly downtown). I'm independently minded and interested in all manner of things. I'm so politically liberal that I don't need to talk about it. Did I lose you yet? Don't worry. I've already seen: "He's Just Not That Into You." I cried. I also love travel and especially adventure. I travel in luxury and style. With my penchant for the natural world, I like to ski and enjoy rivers, especially pedestrian hikes in the forests and mountains of the pacific northwest. Portland Oregon is one of my favorite cities in the universe. I love being totally high-maintenance. I like to walk trails for the view and eat squished French bread with warm cheese straight from the backpack. Trail mix is just so ...blase. I like my cheese at room temperature. Cold cheese really has no taste (except for the tangy ones). That's a mouthful. I know. Is that bad? First Date? Romantic dates are cool. If a first date is going to be loud with obnoxious fun, I'd prefer an Irish pub over a sports bar. When you watch a game, I'd like to be the one bringing you beer and snacks, mostly pretending to be disinterested but dressed up like St. Paulie Girl. I'd occasionally inappropriately go: "yay!" and bring a plate of hot wings with another ice cold beer for you and your friends. Anyone want pizza? This is Chicago after all. Are you too square for a slice? Or do you like your dishy girl a bit deeper than that? Look out! I go both ways. I love my Cougars and Cubs ...I'll wear White Sox for you (or whatever) ::smiles:: I'm the Snow Leopard. Hit me up if you're young at heart. Rolling Stones would be playing at low volume in the kitchen (so as not to disturb your happiness). Isn't that way better than having a bored chick as a date watching you watch a game at the sports bar? Imagine the rewards. You could even train me to go "yay!" at the right times. How cool is that? If you're romantically inclined? Send me an email now, like, yesterday already. Okay? A glass of fine wine is a nice treat for me. Really really good coffee works too, (especially if it's *not* Starbucks!). If you're skeptical, you might think: "She's a total snob." If you know Chicago, think: "Refined taste? I bet she likes Intelligentsia." We could turn something like that start into a proper evening with a winning goal in mind, sports fan. Wouldn't you just love a bit of adventure? Foxy Lady
Women seeking women
2009 Update: I'm less inclined to read email unless 1) I know you or 2) you're a VIP member. Even so, I'll probably only take a little look see now and again. Catch me in chat or the forums though!
Care to make me feel like I'm... ahh... Fran Astaire? You never really know do you? I could be the thing you always wanted and found right here... mmm hmmm, with me like this!?! Holy cow. That's so cool :) Write to me, NOW! Teeheehee, ...Disa Electric Ladyland
Women seeking men
2009 Update: I'm less inclined to read email unless 1) I know you or 2) you're a VIP member. Even so, I'll probably only take a little look see now and again. Catch me in chat or the forums though!
Have you ever been to Electric Ladyland? Let me know, if you wanna go (to Electric Ladyland). Let's party on a set of skis, or travel to an exotic paradise with a boat, or whatever we think is nice. Good fun? I'm game. I've lived the frenetic travel lifestyle for some time already. I want more! Check out the qualifications you'll need below, and make sure to appeal to my sense of adventure if you want this level of communication with me. An offer that makes sense doesn't have to be more than just a little skiing if it appeals to me. I will promise I ain't kidding about meeting you someplace, even if planning takes time and great care. Listen. Look up ahead. I see the love land... soon you'll understand! Yeah. Yeah. Things you'll want to have... 1) Definitely a photo or gallery of them 2) A great ad (or two) of your own 3) Something to write to me that's interesting, and different maybe - be careful here! Regarding photos: I require a certain amount of bravery and without unnecessary nudity. That means, if you are turned on by my face and eyes, guess what? A good picture of your face works the same way in reverse. Get it? If I am brave enough to post my face where's your manhood? All hidden and small? Regarding ads, you have to spell correctly if you want more than just a short response or nothing from me at all. That means, know the difference between their, they're and there. See? There's also a difference between two and to too, get it? When in doubt, use 'as well' so you don't make such a rookie mistake with me. Really short and crass emails could get your profile blocked. Hint: Get a feel for how to deal with my attitude in the forums, or head into the chat room occasionally. If you don't see me live, look for my posts in the forums or read my blog and comment or post to say hi to me with all you've got. I forgive you a few misunderstandings in a place where I commonly misspell things due to the nature of the medium. That's true of all communication really, just write like crazy! Tip: Always act like you've read my profile, even if you took less than 60 seconds to do so. Don't just say I look hot, because all you'll get (at most) is a text 'thanks' - isn't that just great? Lot's of luck... :) Disa Fire
Women seeking couples
2009 Update: I'm less inclined to read email unless 1) I know you or 2) you're a VIP member. Even so, I'll probably only take a little look see now and again. Catch me in chat or the forums though!
Let me stand next to your fire! Maybe I've entertained the idea of seeing if something sexy with an awesome couple would help me break through to realize my fullest potential as the awesome adventuresome woman that I am. Let me know what this makes you think of, and we'll see if something can develop from there. One never knows. Maybe three? Disa Spanish Castle Magic
Women seeking BDSM
2009 Update: I'm less inclined to read email unless 1) I know you or 2) you're a VIP member. Even so, I'll probably only take a little look see now and again. Catch me in chat or the forums though!
No its not in Spain, but all the same you know, its a groovy name, and the wind is just right. Hey ...! I am not exactly 'in' to BDSM... but whatever! Who knows? I had to write this great ad in keeping with my theme. Check out the other ads and see if we're a fit for something fun. You never know. I could get a little intrigued by what you're in to and kinky plans with me. Especially if it's just a little bit of ah ...Spanish Castle Magic! Disa Remember that an ad ....
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Halloween Boystown
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Let me tell you. Boystown people know how to party. It's unglued. It's a riot. There was a parade. Streets were closed (Halsted). Cops were freaked.Costumes were big and loud, in your face. I was there like this fuzzy picture but without the jacket. I was all sideways at night, taking up most of today to recover. Not in until 5:30am. Weee!
First date?
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Romantic dates are always nice. If a first date is going to be loud with obnoxious fun, I'd prefer an Irish pub over a sports bar. When you watch a game, I'd like to be the one bringing you beer and snacks, mostly pretending to be disinterested but dressed up like St. Paulie Girl. I'd occasionally inappropriately go: "yay!" and bring a plate of hot wings with another ice cold beer for you and your friends.
Anyone want pizza? This is Chicago after all. Are you too square for a slice? Or do you like your dishy girl a bit deeper than that? Look out! I go both ways. I love my Cougars and Cubs ...I'll wear White Sox for you (or whatever) ::smiles:: I'm the Snow Leopard. Hit me up if you're young at heart. Rolling Stones would be playing at low volume in the kitchen (so as not to disturb your happiness). Isn't that way better than having a bored chick as a date watching you watch a game at the sports bar? Imagine the rewards. You could even train me to go "yay!" at the right times. How cool is that? Free Nude Cams!
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Amazing but not surprising that someone complained while I was on cam today. The picture wasn't big enough for him. The pictures at Sexy Ads were bigger when he was a member. He stopped paying and then they weren't big enough. He was free to complain, so he did.
I decided to explain about bandwidth costs and the like, which I got a response about not understanding technology or something. Well, the bandwidth costs may be little compared to the costs Jayce cited as running a dozen or so servers and a staff that monitors everything 24/7 so everyone gets free nude cams like mine. Although, to be honest, I won't actually go nude. There are lots who do! I get nude in real life, baby. I like to do it all day long. I do. Do me NOW! But seriously, I want to be clear. It wasn't the sheer costs I was trying to allude to. I was speaking of personal bandwidth usage by the freeloader complaining. Just connecting to Sexy Ads is a tax that the owners have to pay. They pay your way. That's a ticket to the show: FREE. The complaint involved the size of the pics. Maybe the owners should deny non paying members access to any pictures. They don't. You get the nudes, you get to communicate in multiple ways and you get, get this: Free Nude Cams! All this adds up to real bandwidth costs. The bandwidth is not cheap. The freeloaders cost the owners money in real terms. So pay already, unless little images are all you care about, then that's fine! The fact that I brought up limiting size and bandwidth costs is because of this very real issue. Using the extra bandwidth to download bigger pictures adds to the cost, it adds to mean lag in system response, it introduces the possibility of something not working for a paying member. Paying members are paying your way if you go free. The owners pay in real dollars for your extra usage for bigger pictures. They need more equipment to serve the site with the speed everybody on the Internet demands these days. They need uptime, staff in support of the systems and capacity for storage. All this may be cheap, but it's not free for them. The freeloaders cost them in a real way, taking a little bit from their dinner plate which they are glad to share in the hopes you will pay. If they gave the bigger pictures away too, you would have no incentive to pay, and they would incur greater costs in bandwidth, the response time, the equipment costs needed to keep things running smoothly. Any idea how viral free nude pics are on the Web? It's even crazier when you get full res large format pictures. So don't complain. It looks utterly crass and boorish. Even if you know the bandwidth cost increment wouldn't be that bad to serve the bigger pictures. In fact, it's that you personally are using the bandwidth that I take issue when someone complains. It's your personal usage cost that the owners, even the paying members, must pay or otherwise endure things, such as site lag, to make up for the fact that you're basically lucky to have it at all when you're a cheapskate. When you're perving the big pics, you get in the request line alongside the paying members. You basically get all that a paying member gets if that's what you get. That's not fair to paying members. Cheapskate? I look at that for potential in a date. If you're a non-paying member, I look at that fact like I would look at your hands or shoes for cock size. Seeing a paying member is like seeing a bulge in your pants. Not sexy at all to be cheap, it's like you probably have a pea cock. I'm the bitch make you pay for dinner and a movie or you get nothing sweetie pie. Don't ask me out unless you make six figures bitch. Hah hah! Just kidding. Do me good. I'm not kidding. Yay! Snuggle up?
Saturday, October 24, 2009
I'm operating on little sleep from partying all night long in the great city of Chicago. Took a cab up LSD after having shrooms for dinner, headed straight for boystown. All the young pretty things are out at night on Freaky Fridays. Saturday is here already. I still feel tipsy. Where did all the time go? It's not like I did anything but have a few drinks, (not even that many). In case you're wondering, LSD is Lake Shore Drive. It's a Chicago thing. The shrooms are pictured below. I'll make you an omelet. I want to relax and snuggle up all Saturday with a sweet guy. I can only promise the most precious deviant rewards. Come on. Come on! Apply inside. Sports Fans...
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Romantic dates are great.
If a first date is going to be loud with obnoxious fun, I'd prefer an Irish pub over a sports bar. When you watch a game, I'd like to be the one bringing you beer and snacks, mostly pretending to be disinterested but dressed up like St.PaulieGirl. I'd occasionally inappropriately go: "yay!" and bring a plate of hot wings with another ice cold beer for you and your friends. Anyone want pizza? This is Chicago after all. Are you too square for a slice? Or do you like your dishy girl a bit deeper than that? Look out! I go both ways. I love my Cougars and Cubs ...I'll wear White Sox for you (or whatever) ::smiles:: Hit me up if you're young at heart. Rolling Stones would be playing at low volume in the kitchen (so as not to disturb your happiness). Isn't that way better than having a bored chick as a date watching you watch a game at the sports bar? Imagine the rewards. You could even train me to go "yay!" at the right times, sweetie pie. How cool is that? hay hello like your profile im keith from manchester in england x hope we can chat sometime xxk
Added: Saturday, November 7, 2009 7:25pm
Hey gorgeous! Just wanted to say hi. Hopefully we can chat sometime. Added: Saturday, October 31, 2009 5:27pm
I'm taking a risk I won't be lost in your sea of friends. You are a ravishing princess Disa Darling. It's odd how a woman that's a little unusual is a turn on!
Added: Friday, October 30, 2009 7:09am
Hi thanks for adding me as friend I may catch up with you in chat sometime, at the moment I am having trouble with this computer so get limited time as it crashes often. New computer sometime this week I hope. Do you visit your friend in Christchurch
Added: Sunday, October 11, 2009 2:17pm
You respond to encouragement and appreciation, and you have a deep hunger for sharing experiences and self-realization with others. This makes you emotionally overeager; you may be prone to dictating the course of all your relationships. You are insistent and you can even be petulant. You are generous with your time and service; you want to serve people, but you have trouble understanding their feelings. You want what you want and just the way you want it. You don't value knowledge for its own sake, but you seek it in order to use and apply it. Your memory is excellent. You analyze and criticize all sense impressions with care. This is not the most sexual position for the Moon. You have a fondness for science and/or the occult. You can be clairvoyant or psychometric, and you have great intuitive abilities if you choose to develop them. You can be temperamental at times. You prefer to earn everything by your mental ability and your fertile imagination. Despite the Virgo tendency to be picky and argumentative, you appear quiet, shy and unpretentious. Although you are basically proper and conservative, your religious inclinations surface in a broad-minded way. You are calm, optimistic, cheerful and artistic, and you have a steady viewpoint that gives you a good perception of values. You handle people well, and you have a magnetic charm that appeals to children and animals. You are refined, charming and social. This aspect is often found in the charts of military people. You are magnetic, proud, earthy and well coordinated. A good organizer and reasoner, you want success and are willing to work for it. Because you are so practical, you rarely operate on impulse; thus you can function well in business. Self-control and self-discipline are your keywords. This often brings admiration rather than love from the opposite sex. There may be a separation from a parent, usually the father, and if Mars is afflicted, there is some danger of broken bones. Strong and persistent sexually, you must learn to develop humor, humility and warmth. Added: Sunday, October 11, 2009 12:07am
Finally,I swear to be a man who is level-headed,no drama,and funny. I love nature,taking pleasure in simple things.I used to dream to have an exotic affair. One more idea to share:Women are created to be cherished and pampered;They are godsend-without them,world is dark!. Added: Saturday, October 10, 2009 11:42pm
Love Your ads.. i'm a Hendrix Fan, too...
Added: Wednesday, September 30, 2009 4:27pm
Hey, sorry I missed your birthday, I hope you had a good one.
Added: Wednesday, September 30, 2009 1:07pm
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