There are some missed opportunities out here in the wild and wooly Internet frontier…

First, any website with a .ORG in the domain name should have some connection to Orgasms.

A Twitter style service for Lesbians called “Twatter”… Instead of “Tweets”, send “Twats”… As a verb, it could be called “Twattering”… Messages could only be 69 Characters long!

A Video Sharing site for Chronic Masturbators… “You Lube”!

A Video Sharing site for those undergoing Fertility Treatments… “Fallopian Tube”!

A Social networking site for those with Oral fetishes… “SitOnMyFacebook”…

Got a great one the other day that I just had to share!

A Male patient is lying in a hospital bed, oxygen mask over his nose and mouth, still heavily sedated after a long surgical procedure…

A young blonde student nurse enters the room to give him a sponge-bath…

Still fuzzy from the anesthetic, he sees her enter and mumbles from behind the oxygen mask, “Nurse… Are my Testicles Black?”

She’s a bit taken off guard by this and says, “I’m just here for your sponge-bath Mr. Philips… You’ll have to ask your doctor…”

The man, obviously fighting through the anesthesia, again says “Please… Are my Testicles Black?”

She sees that his pulse rate and blood pressure are rising, so in an attempt to calm him, she sheepishly pulls back the sheet and lifts his gown… Gripping his Penis in one hand and cupping his testicles in the other, she takes a close look, lifting his Penis and shifting his testicles from side to side, moving her face close to get a better view…

No “Mr. Philips…” she says, looking up at him with a smile, “They look fine to me…”

Slipping his oxygen mask from over his nose and mouth, he motions her closer, smiling broadly and says “Thank you, thank you very much, but listen very carefully, I said,    A-R-E    M-Y   T-E-S-T    R-E-S-U-L-T-S     B-A-C-K   ?  ”
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Have a Great Day All!!!!

I had an interesting thought the other day…

I had to get a new Power supply for a PC, and as I was shopping in a crowded Circuit City, I thought I recognized a Girl from the SA site… She glanced over my way and I thought that she felt some familiarity too… That’s about it (Yeah, anticlimactic I know) but it got me thinking…

If you felt pretty sure that you recognized someone, in a situation like that, you couldn’t just BLURT out “Hey there, aren’t you Cum_Facial_Sub_Slut_469 from SexyAds?” (Sorry if that Nic Actually belongs to anyone)… I mean that would probably be a Deal Killer, Right? And sending an E-mail saying “…. I saw you at the Mall…” makes you sound like a Psycho Stalkerati…

Asking her to Spread Naked on the Counter and masturbate while pinching her Nipples for you is probably out of the question too, but you know, if it ever works, I can scratch fantasy # 764, revision B right off the list ( just so you know, there are revisions A through G on that particular one)!…

If you did see someone that you recognized, but they didn’t recognize you, how would you go about finding out if it really was them?

This is a little tougher for the Ladies, ‘cause us guys usually don’t go walking about in the Mall in Boxers with a Big Stiffie jabbin’ out through the flap, but strangely that seems a majority of what we post… Shit, if you look at the “Who’s Online” on most days, it looks like the “Richard Wood Family Album”… Sometimes we just can’t help it!

Now if you Ladies were to walk up to someone in the Mall and say “You look Familiar, can I see your Dick? Just to be sure?”, well, there would be a lot of Guys marking Fantasies off their lists! Ask any of us Guys… We all had a billfold with the impression of a condom worn DEEP into the leather precisely for that reason, that perhaps someday a Girl would walk up and say exactly that!

OK Ladies… a question…

After you’ve rolled it around on your tongue, savored the body and the flavor, sampled the richness, do you Spit it out or Swallow it? Spitting it out just seems like such a waste to me. A slight drop escaping the corner of your Lips, caught seductively with a flick of the tongue can be verrrry sensual though ....

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Awww Jeez… Ya Pervettes!
I’m talking about Wine Tasting!!!!!!