Your penis…I know it’s my best friend. Always there for you…ready and vigilant…awake before you and ready to go. He may have lead me to some places I do not want to discuss…but it was always fun…lol He may take over and guide me to a place I might not have reached…but the result was passable. Even when he gets to a senile age…I can take a pill that brings him back to his youth. Wish there was one for me…lol All and all….he may not have had my best interest at heart….but, damn it was fun!

It seems to get ever more challenging in planing a grill menu for a party. It used to be very simple (in my opinion). Hot dogs or hamburgers…maybe steak and chicken or ribs. Maybe just grilled veggies. Now it has gotten worse then ordering a pizza for more then one person to enjoy. I completely understand food allergies. What I do not understand is how there is always someone, who no matter what is prepare, finds a problem with it. They don’t eat meat or they don’t eat vegetables. What do they eat then? Dirt….cardboard? Sometimes I just want to give up!

I’m tired of fake people. Have the respect to represent your self as "who you really are!" Be honest…damn! It’s not that hard. Just had to vent have a great day!