I talk to myself, but the responses are so predictable.

Hmmm . . . why not talk to other folks who might actually have interesting things to say in return?

I'm low maintenance in that all you have to do to amuse me is to bathe regularly (and know the difference between smelling sweet and swimming in perfume), string a few intelligent thoughts together, and be easy to laugh. Calorie rich and drama free. No promises required or desired.

I'll take care of the rest.

I open doors, lift heavy stuff, and believe that a man should always treat a woman like a lady NOT because she's demanding, but because he adores her.

Besides, why would I want to be with anyone that I'd want to treat bad?! Way too much effort for ZERO reward.

If you're talking, I'm listening . . .