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i am not here to hook up with anyone. i am married to MisplacedTexan - we met on this site. i come here to blog, post in forums, and chat sometimes.
i've had men ask me what i'm wearing. it's very dull conversation, so i'll clear that up right now. i'm wearing a stained butcher's smock, lead-lined underpants and my husband's cowboy boots. i have a live chicken on my head and oven mitts on my hands. my makeup includes some of yesterday's evening meal, but i can't remember which dish landed where. for fragrance, i've found nothing beats a squirt of pinesol.
now that i've got you all worked up: good luck in your search. you can find what you're looking for. just don't give up.
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... a twisted sense of bliss ...
life is short, much too short to spend time unhappy when there is an alternative.
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still a little dismayed
Thursday, May 23, 2013
the other day, my prissiest kitty (when he complains, we call him "Mister Pissy") was choking by the door to the front porch. i thought he was working up a hairball, and i went to let him outside. better out than in, i reasoned.
usually, when i try to control kitty barf situations, the kitty in question struggles. i can get clawed. i expected that from Mister Pissiness Himself, so i was really surprised when i walked up to him and opened the door and he went outside.
imagine my consternation when i looked out later to see that the kitty had yacked up a mouse...
you have to see these, too...
Monday, May 20, 2013
these are angora goats (whose hair is used to make mohair). i have to laugh when i look at them. i wouldn't be able to tell the sheep dogs from the goats!!
these are turkish angora cats. note that the longest hairs are not on the body, but on the head and tail. these are a rare class of cat. rare, and lovely. i think they are the loveliest of the "angoras"!
what in the hell is THAT?
Monday, May 20, 2013
this is a bunny.
it is an angora rabbit, to be specific. angora rabbit hair is used in making angora yarn. they also use it in blended fiber yarns. any time you see "rabbit hair" as a component of the fibers in your clothing, it most likely came from an angora rabbit. (i still don't understand how these bunnies mate. unless you see it from exactly the right angle, you can't even find the thing's little pink nose. i can imagine other tiny pink parts are IMPOSSIBLE to find...)
now, there are angora goats, too. but their hair is not used to make angora yarn. oddly enough... it's called mohair. yep. when you wear mohair - it's goat-hair yarn!
there are also turkish angora cats. nobody has the 'nads to try making anything with their hair! imagine trying to shave a colony of cats to harvest yarn-making material. like i said... no one has the 'nads for that.
i will not feed the troll...
Friday, May 17, 2013
this is me.
this is the troll:
this is me not feeding the troll:
even though i really really really really really really want to post a comment and voice my (obviously quite negative) opinion.
so, i leave the troll to its own devices... hey - starving a jack-ass troll is nicer than doing the whole billy-goat-gruff thing and knocking its ass clean off the bridge.
Thursday, May 16, 2013
it wouldn't be my hand i would offer for a kiss to someone who did me wrong...
but i'm not against giving somebody five who did me a solid!
if it's something awesome... i'll pucker up and smooch 'em!
Thanks for the comment. I am going to check out the artists that you mentioned. I am always looking for great artists to listen to. :)
Added: Monday, April 22, 2013 12:19am
For the words of encouragement, advice and very nice blog comment. You are such a sweet person.
Added: Thursday, April 18, 2013 7:24pm
Lol! My Easter Bunny name is Clumsy Sunshine too!
Added: Saturday, March 30, 2013 9:39pm
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