I mean it...what the hell is going on here? Hollywood celebs are dropping like flies. Five of 'em, from Farrah Fawcett to Karl Malden and even the King of Pedo...I mean "King of Pop" has kicked the bucket just this past week. We've gotten the requisite news reports and trips down memory lane for most of the aforementioned celebrities, but the coverage on Michael Jackson takes the cake. Hell, on one station I saw today the lead-off wasn't the story that North Korea has test fired missiles AGAIN, but they were still talking about MJ. Sad.

What the hell, people? When did we as a society become so damned brainwashed by the media, following ravenously what movie star is banging what TV star and what Ethipoian kid they adopted this week?

Don't get me wrong, I'm a movie geek through and through, I could just care less what they do offscreen. Am I alone here?

So, is the "Married/Attached" title the kiss of death for those of us who are looking for fun here on SexyAds? I'm married but currently in an "open" relationship...there isn't an option for that! I'm not looking for a one-night stand and not looking for the love of my life. I'm also honest (and proud of it) and won't lie and say I'm single just to get a woman in bed. Unfortunetly (in my experience anyway) women see that I'm "married/attached" and head for the hills. Granted there have been a few women who have taken the time to get to know me, and I've made some great friends, but I'm pretty damned sure many more see "married" and say "thanks but no thanks".

I'm just looking for some input here...what do you think?

Is it true, nice guys finish last...and bad boys get all the women?

I've been a member here for a long time, but was on hiatus for a bit while I figured some things out. I've returned and began reading all the ads (yes ladies, some of us actually take the time to read them, I swear!) and I can't help but notice the amount of crude or just plain silly ads posted by my fellow men. I mean really...does a shot of a big honkin' penis seal the deal, or what? And just by the sheer number alone (no, I'm not afraid to look) that stuff must be working for somebody.

So, where does that leave the rest of us? Is there a market for an intelligent, articulate, humorous, sexually voracious man who appreciates the finer points of the female sex? Ok, so that's not me exactly. How about a chunky, funny, decent guy who knows how to treat a woman right both in public and behind closed doors?

C'mon ladies...don't let me down. Restore my faith that there is hope for us nice guys out there. I'm a VIP, so anyone can email me. Just drop me a note and tell me if I'm right or wrong.

So I'm in line at the post office the other day, package in hand (no, not THAT package) slowly awaiting the one service drone who appears to be handling every customer in the place by herself. Suddenly, out of nowhere I hear (very loudly) Sir Mix-A-Lot's "I like big butts and I cannot lie..." This little skinny white guy quickly fumbles in his pockets, almost dropping his mail trying to grab his cell phone. It was his ring tone.

Now normally this wouldn't have been that funny, but it turns out there was a large African-American woman right in front of whitey when his phone went off, and let's just say she had plenty of junk in her trunk. She never said a word, but turned and looked at him and laughed out loud a little (like we all did). I think the guy crapped his pants he was so embarrassed, which raises the question...why have something like that on your phone if it's going to embarrass you? Me personally...I wave the "I like big butts" flag proudly, and don't deny!

I'm still not putting it on my phone as a ringtone, though.

Well folks, as the title implies I'm back in the saddle again and ready to write some more blogs. I've been away from SexyAds for a while but decided that life's way too short to not get the most out of every day, so I'm here (again) to meet some new friends and have some no-strings fun. Carpe Diem, baby!