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London, United Kingdom
5,366 mi from you 38
Married/Attached
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5' 11" / 5' 11"
Athletic / Slim
Caucasian / Caucasian
Bisexual / Bisexual
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Casual sex
Men, Women, Couples
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Sexy Couple looking for Sexy Single Bi/Bi Curious Guys!
Couples seeking men
Hot & sexy bi couple looking for good looking, pretty well hung, single (note..SINGLE, we don't do married unless your partner is involved in some way, even if she just watches!)) bi guys into strap-on fun to join us for some seriously sexy times!
Bi curious is OK if your genuine & curious turns into bi action. But if bi curious turns in to ‘not very bi at all, just claimed it to get a go on your wife’ (it happens!) then we’ll fall out big time! Prefer the guy to be cut & shaven cock & balls are essential. EJ also has a real preference for long hair & tattoos & definitely isnt into bald or the shaven head look! Not looking for the body of an Adonis, but be in some sort of shape! EJ likes two cocks to play with & loves DP too as well as wanting to fuck us both & ‘spit roast’ her! She also would really prefer the guys to be younger than her (18-30 ish preferred) to be thoroughly used sexually by a very hot older couple! But this requirement isnt set in stone! Come & help me give EJ a really good & sexy time! Please, only respond to this ad if you really fit the bill & tick our boxes. Don’t waste your time or ours with a speculative punt & a hopeful e-mail! And EJ will be the judge of whether your good looking or not, & she’ll have the final say & ‘No Thanks’ will mean NO THANKS, OK?! (We can afford to be very choosy with you guys, there are a lot of you on here to chose from!) Interested? But, NO FACE PIC...NO REPLY! Oh,by the way, 'tickles'...they are nice but what are we supposed to do with them? If you tick the boxes & fit the bill, just e-mail us! And sorry, but we don't have single guys on our friends list (apart from one or two noteable exceptions!)...we'd be inundated & the profile page takes forever to load & open, so don't take it personally if we decline you. Mike & EJ Sexy Couple looking for Other Sexy Single Women!
Couples seeking women
Hot bi couple looking for very attractive single bi women into strap-on fun to join us for some seriously sexy times! Any age is good, MILF types especially welcome! Bi curious is OK if your genuine. Also really want a much younger very pretty bi/bi curious girl (18-25 ish preferred) to be seduced & thoroughly used sexually by a very hot older couple & taught lots of sexy stuff! ‘Bad girls’ with tattoos & piercings, goth girls etc. are more than welcome, we have a bit of experience in this department! (we know they’re called ‘Emo’s now, but why re invent the wheel!) We know this ad is an incredible long shot, the rest of the site & his brother are looking for pretty much the same & the women & girls we’re looking for are as rare as rocking horse shit & can afford to be very fussy….but so are we! Interested? Mike & EJ Sexy Couple looking for Other Sexy Couples & Singles!
Couples seeking couples
Hi.
We’re Mike & Emmajane, EJ for short! We’re an attractive, sexy, sensual & sexual, very happily married couple who have just celebrated their 15th anniversary together. We’re on here as forum moderators, we got the super forum of sexy stuff, Taboo Topics, with literally hundreds of hot ‘n horny topics. We have the Couples forum & Swingers too, crammed with lots of sexy & informative stuff. There’s Cybersex, for all the hot fun online. And EJ has the fashion forum, THE place to be for hot shoes, clothes, accessories & make up! We’re also on here looking for other hot couples & select singles for sexy fun too. Would really like to hook up with horny & attractive genuine bi couples as we’re fully bi too. It’s not a prerequisite for other couples (it IS for singles of both sexes though!) & we’re into same room, watch & be watched fun if that’s as far as you’d like to go. If your into pushing the limit’s a bit further, we’re into foursomes & moresomes, we’re really into DP & if we can get enough hot couples interested…a full on no holes barred, multi partner fuckfest would be lots of fun! We also love taking XXX pix & video too, so if you’d like to come & join us…bring your camera! Also interested in a bit of a toy boy for EJ to teach some stuff to & a younger girl for us to seduce, too! Women of all ages into strap on fun with us are also very welcome. We reply to all e-mails, except the ‘Hi, your hot, wanna fuck?’ variety & to people who obviously didn’t read the ad properly & just got hooked up on the pictures & fired off an e-mail! All we would ask is that if we e-mail you because we like what we see, think we tick most of your boxes & think we could have fun together, please take the time to reply, even if it’s a ‘Thanks, but no thanks’. It takes seconds to type (7, we timed it!) & less than a minute to hit reply, type & send! If you cant be bothered with something so simple then maybe this sort of thing isn’t for you! We also have another profile on here…Coolblonde. There are plenty more pix of us over there! But please, only e-mail us on this Mike_EJ profile, it’s where our VIP account is! So, if you like what you have seen of us & read about us & are interested or intrigued enough to want to know more, then get in touch! If there’s nothing on the TV, why not come into the forums for a look, you’ll be able to see what we’re all about in them! Thanks for taking the time to read ALL of this, which you have done if you got this far! Mike & EJ Remember that an ad ....
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Wanna Have Fun With Us & Don't Know How?!
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Just a reminder that if you want to join in all the fun of the forums with the 24 hour Forumcation&have never used the forums before & don’t know what’s what, scoot over to our Coolblonde profile & check out the blog (you can look at all the pics in the gallery later!). You’ll find the SexyAds Forum ‘How-to’ guide, complete with a screenshot walk through & what you need to know about getting photos uploaded & into your forum posts. Don’t worry if you forget half of it, just concentrate on the info on getting into the forums, once the 24 Hour Forumcation Forum Fun Extravaganza kicks off (midday today UK time) & you make your way into the specially created for it forum, there is another ‘how-to’ in there for you to refer to without having to skip back to Coolblonde every couple of minutes until you get the suss of it! There is loads of great stuff happening & fun for everyone, including ‘Chat Up EJ’ & ‘Talk to Coolblonde’ where you can ask us pretty much anything that your dying to know about us…our sex life, favourite positions, how we met, all that sort of stuff! So do join us…we’ll be on live for the full 24 hours & would love to see you in there…having fun & winning lots of free VIP memberships & SexyAds T shirts! EVEN MORE FREE STUFF!
Thursday, November 19, 2009
They've upped the ante… More free stuff for the Forumcation! Thursday, November 19, 2009 Just got word that Maureen has upped the ante so instead of Three free one month memberships and some Tshirts we now have FIVE one month VIP memberships&TEN one week VIP memberships & THREE SexyAds T shirts to give away over the 24 hours of Forumcation fun! 3 FREE VIP MEMBERSHIPS Up For Grabs!
Monday, November 9, 2009
3 FREE VIP Memberships Up For Grabs
Yep. Now that I've got your attention, let me explain how you can get one. Mike, the ever sexy EJ, and Myself will soon be hosting a SexyAds Forums social event. We are still hashing out the date and times, but it will be happening soon. This event will be a 24 hour long Forum Bash. No holds barred, joke, flirt, upload cartoons and pics, talk about anything you like, as long as its within the SexyAds site wide rules and terms of service. Have fun and meet new people on the forums. This event was partly inspired by the OIC crew's party and partly by posting parties in my ancient past. Forums are an ideal media to meet friends at a leisurely pace. The slower pace of forum posting allows even the slowest hunt an pack typist to join in the fun without being scrolled off the screen into oblivion. Stay tuned for more information, and in the meantime hop onto the forums and warm up those posting fingers. That was a blog entry by Oldsoldier1965 earlier today. Inspired by some ideas he chucked our way we got our heads together&have come up with a 24 HOUR forum extravaganza! We got in touch with Maureen & told her we were ‘at it’ again & she offered up THREE ONE MONTH VIP MEMBERSHIPS for us to give as prizes in the 24 hour forum bash. THE 24 HOUR ‘FORUMCATION’ (Forumcation…Fornication…geddit?!) Why the hell are we doing this? Well, it gives folk who maybe haven’t used the forums much, or at all, the chance to come in & have some fun! It doesn’t need to be all about sex in there, either! (But it can be if you want!). Basically, it’s ‘anything goes’ time (within the site posting rules of course!) Be sexy, be funny, be witty, be creative, whatever you want! Unlike chat, you don’t have to be Olympic gold medalist standard, million words a minute with the keyboard to join in! You can take a bit of time to create your masterpiece, share pictures & photographs, whatever! You wont get ‘left behind’ if your not the quickest typer or don’t have your finger glued to the ENTER key! There is the ‘quote post’ function so you can comment on a previous post no matter how far back it was made! Why 24 hours? So everyone from every time zone around the world can join in without being sat at the computer at stupid ‘o clock! So where’s it gonna be held? Probably in the CYBERSEX forum. When? Oh, a little later this month. We have some technical issues to get sorted, although there are myself & EJ that will be ‘on’ as moderators throughout the full 24 hours, we’ll get Oldsoldier on as mod in the Cybersex forum too, so we all get a chance to eat & catch forty winks & if we get a crap connection like we do sometimes & get thrown off & cant get back on for a while (happens all to often!) there is another mod out there somewhere! We’d also like some ‘back room’ assistance to possibly ease the flow of photos & other images that might need OK-ing. (Best idea though is to start loading any pix you got & you might want to use to you forum gallery now!). So how do you win one of these THREE 30 DAY VIP MEMBERSHIPS then? We’re still hashing out the details of the competitions we’ll be holding throughout the 24 HOUR FORUMCATION, but they wont be too taxing! SO REMEMBER TO LOOK OUT FOR FURTHER ANNOUNCEMENTS ABOUT THE 24 HOUR FORUMCATION ON BOTH OUR MIKE_EJ & COOLBLONDE BLOGS, ON OLDSOLDIER1965’s BLOG & IN THE FORUMS TOO (& anywhere else we can think of!). If your interested in this & have never even looked at the forums before, go in & have a look around! There are posts with all the info needed to get pictures into your forum posts in two of the forums we moderate. TABOO TOPICS COUPLES CORNER And information on the 24 HOUR FORUMCATION will be in those forums plus our SWINGERS FASHION CYBERSEX forums. Also in the FIRST AGAINST THE WALL forum that Oldsoldier1965 now moderates & the COMMUNITY BULLETIN BOARD forum too. Anything else you might want to know about forum posting…e-mail us & we’ll be happy to help! Mike ‘n EJ Quartercup Bra & Black Lace Top Stockings!
Thursday, November 5, 2009
We’d like to take an opportunity to thank all those who left some great comments on our blog, for appreciating what we're (trying!) to do in helping to make things even better on here in our own little way.
And to Smokey...yeah, you got me...I know I'm a hot 'n desirable horndog really! And to Shanniepie...while I admittedly don't do much for a quarter-cup bra...I don't look too bad in black lace top hold-up stockings! (& there's a pic in the gallery to prove this, but it's XXX as there is EJ/strap-on action involved&viewable to VIP's only...before you all go rushing off for a look!) Now, if that ain't worth the price of admission alone (or worth entering one of our forum competitions for the chance to win a VIP membership) I don't know what is?! Hehehe! Mike ‘n EJ EJ as a Competition Prize!
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
We e-mailed ScienceguySC yesterday evening&told him we were sending him a T shirt for entering into the spirit of the Forum Challenge&making a damn good effort.
This was part of the reply…. ‘….and while I appreciate the T shirt offer, I would request that you roll it over to someone making their first forum or blog post in the near future - to encourage new members to participate. After all, the more we’re involved, the better community there is for all’ Way to go, Chris! He is a true gentleman & a shining example to many. (either that…or he just didn’t want our lousy T shirt!) Hahahaha! We will, of course, honour his request & he has our thanks & gratitude. Kind of re-kindles the belief a bit, doesn’t it?! So we’ll dream up another sort of Forum Challenge, only open to those members who have NEVER been to the forums & posted in them before, so look out for that one soon! And Oldsoldier1965 is enjoying his first day as a VIP member today…welcome to VIP land Chuck. (we noticed one of his first stops was the Mike_EJ profile….those pix are pretty good in big & without the ‘X’ on ‘em, huh?!) Hehehe! While we’re here, we’d just like to thank everyone who has voted so far for EJ in this months SexyAds photo contest…the ‘underwear’ one, on both this Coolblonde profile & Mike_EJ (different pix of EJ in underwear on each!). Should we get lucky & win, we would again be using the 30 day VIP membership as a prize in one of our competitions. (no matter what profile it might land on, we’ll always keep Coolblonde as a standard membership). Just like we’re doing with a previous months ‘Slut Sister Emma, the Naughty Nun’ photo contest win. Of course, there is very stiff competition, there are some very hot ladies in some lovely lingerie on here! So get voting for your favourites! Oh, Shanniepie has said she’ll enter one of our competitions when we offer up EJ as the prize. (big sigh) No one on here wants me! And can you imagine the PPI?! Hehehe! Mike ‘n EJ gotta say the ink is absolutely awesome
pix xx Added: Tuesday, November 10, 2009 4:25pm
you got my vote sweety your pics are very very tasty
Added: Tuesday, November 3, 2009 11:44am
WOW ;ove your Pierced Nipples they look great I bet you have fun when your getting all worked up with someone gently pulling them with his teeth at the same time as you both feel each other up before you get down and dirty
Added: Tuesday, October 20, 2009 6:36pm
Thanks for taking a few mins to share on my blog!
Love your pics, and blows kisses from the other side of the big pond! xxx Added: Thursday, October 15, 2009 7:24am
thanks for the email. having trouble opening and repling to the emails from VIP members, will let you know when it arrives.
smokeyy Added: Tuesday, September 22, 2009 7:06am
would love to try a strap on the whole thought of it gets me turned on.
Added: Sunday, September 6, 2009 4:46pm
wonderful pics xxx
love to c more of u both Steve from essex xx Added: Saturday, September 5, 2009 6:40am
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Added: Saturday, August 29, 2009 3:32pm
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