Who says men don't remember anniversaries?
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Who
Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries?
A woman
awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their
bed.
She
puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at
the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought,
just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes
a sip of coffee.
"What's
the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down
here at this time of night?"
The
husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you
were only 17?" he asks solemnly.
The
wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do,"
she replies.
The
husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your
father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I
remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
him.
The
husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and
said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.
He
wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
FBI warns of new banking SCAM
Monday, May 7, 2012
FBI warns of new banking scam
By
David McMillin ยท Bankrate.com
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Posted: 1 pm ET
Some crafty criminals are aiming to steal one of the most valuable pieces of your personal property: your banking information.
In a new warning, the Federal Bureau of Investigation warns account holders of a new spam email scheme that involves a type of malware called "Gameover." The scheme involves fake emails from the National Automated Clearing House Association, the Federal Reserve or the FDIC. These messages attempt to trick recipients into clicking on a link to resolve some type of issue with their accounts or a recent ACH transaction. Once you click on the link, Gameover takes over your computer, and thieves can steal usernames, passwords and your money.
The FBI also warns the thieves' hacking capabilities can navigate around common user authentication methods banks use to verify your identity, which is certainly a cause for concern. Those additional authentication steps -- often personal questions, birth dates or other pieces of private information -- are meant to provide some extra security padding.
While phishing scams are nothing new to the world of online banking, this type of warning serves as a reminder of just how susceptible account holders can be to malicious attacks. As more account holders begin to jump on the mobile banking bandwagon, it's important to remember that a smartphone essentially acts as another computer. While this additional connection to the Internet is convenient, it also serves as another outlet where your information can be compromised.
Here are a few crucial steps to take to avoid falling victim to this type of Internet crime.
- Keep your computer and mobile device updated with the newest versions of anti-virus software.
- If you have any doubts about an email sender's authenticity, do not click on any embedded links.
- Remember, banks never request any personal information via email.
- Be vigilant about checking your account balances. The sooner you notice and report any type of fraudulent activity, the more likely you'll be able to be reimbursed for any missing funds.
A Must See...
Tuesday, April 24, 2012

You gotta see this... Rita Hayworth, Donald O'conner, Fred Astaire and many others dancing to Stayin Alive by the Bee Gees... check out you tube... it really is a must see...
Frank Feldman
Saturday, April 14, 2012
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
> >
> > He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing.
You're just like Frank.'
> > Passenger: 'Who?'
> >
>
> Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.
Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank
Feldman every single time.'
> >
> > Passenger: 'There are
always a few clouds over everybody.'
> >
> > Cabbie: 'Not
Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at
tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced
like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an
amazing guy."
> > Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really
special."
> >
> > Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like
a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday.. He knew all about wine, which
foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like
me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could
do everything right.'
> >
> > Passenger: 'Wow, some guy
then."
> >
> > Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go
in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in
them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a
woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in
the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He
was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to
Frank Feldman."
> >
> > Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How
did you meet him?"
> >
> > Cabbie: "Well... I never actually
met Frank. He died, and I married his wife."
>