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Montco, a Philly burb
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Save on Electric Bills this Christmas
Monday, November 16, 2009
Technologically Challenged Senior
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Story of a Challenged Senior
At a certain age, everyone will understand this poor guy...I thought about the 30 year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a Blackberry that played music, took videos, pictures and communicated with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven kids, their spouses, 13 grandkids and 2 great grand kids could communicate with me in the modern way. I figured I could handle something as simple as Twitter with only 140 characters of space. That was before one of my grandkids hooked me up for Tweeter, Tweetree, Twhirl, Twitterfon, Tweetie and Twittererific Tweetdeck, Twitpix and something that sends every message to my cell phone and every other program within the texting world. My phone was beeping every three minutes with the details of everything except the bowel movements of the entire next generation. I am not ready to live like this so I keep my cell phone in the garage in my golf bag. The kids bought me a GPS for my last birthday because they say I get lost every now and then going over to the grocery store or library. I keep that in a box under my tool bench with the Blue tooth [it's red] phone I am supposed to use when I drive. I wore it once and was standing in line at Barnes and Noble talking to my wife as everyone in the nearest 50 yards was glaring at me. Seems I have to take my hearing aid out to use it and I got a little loud. I mean the GPS looked pretty smart on my dash board, but the lady inside was the most annoying, rudest person I had run into in a long time. Every 10 minutes, she would sarcastically say, "Re-calc-ul-ating" You would think that she could be nicer. It was like she could barely tolerate me. She would let go with a deep sigh and then tell me to make a U-turn at the next light. Then when I would make a right turn instead............it was not good. When I get really lost now, I call my wife and tell her the name of the cross streets and while she is starting to develop the same tone as Gypsy, the GSP lady, at least she loves me. To be perfectly frank, I am still trying to learn how to use the cordless phones in our house. We have had them for 4 years, but I still haven't figured out how I can lose three phones all at once and have to run around digging under chair cushions and checking bathrooms and the dirty laundry baskets when the phone rings. The world is just getting too complex for me. They even mess me up every time I go to the grocery store. You would think they could settle on something themselves but this sudden "Paper or Plastic?" every time I check out just knocks me for a loop. I bought some of those cloth reusable bags to avoid looking confused but I never remember to take them in with me. Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me, "Paper or Plastic?" I just say, "Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual.." Then it's their turn to stare at me with a blank look. When Love Fades
Friday, November 13, 2009
A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner, love? Chicken, beef or lamb?" He replied, "I'll have chicken, thank you." "Fuck you!" she said. "You're having soup. I was talking to the cat!" Thanksgiving-something to think about
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Just think.......... If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we would all be having a piece of ass My uncle put the "fun" in "funeral"
Friday, November 6, 2009
I've been blathering on about my uncle's illness and passing, so I thought I would lighten up a bit.
My uncle was a really funny man, with a dry, droll, often sharp wit. I believe that is where I discovered my love of comedy, from growing up with him. When I arrived at the funeral home, I was hesitant to approach the casket at the front of the room. I never know how I am going to react, and there were many people already seated, staring at me, perhaps wondering if I was going to throw myself on the coffin. After I dallied at the guest book and looked over the posterboard filled with pictures, I finally moved to the casket. And there he lay, in nice gray slacks, a crisp white shirt, and a very wide Three Stooges necktie! With big, black and white photos of Curly, Larry and Moe. Also in the casket: a book that he started to read and never finished...perhaps alluding to him having lots of time to read it now. I'm sure that he planned that, to ease the discomfort for all of us. And I know that if he could have gotten away with it, he might have even worn that funny nose, mustache and glasses combo that makes one look like Gene Shalit! As an aside, I just want to thank my lifelong friend MistressKitty for coming to the funeral to support me. It meant so much to me to see her there. She knew my uncle and confessed to having a major crush on him when she was a teenager!  B-b-b-ut it's the big 64 colors box! It has the built in sharpener... I'll even let you color outside the lines if you'd like.
Added: Monday, November 16, 2009 8:04pm
Did you lose your crayons? You are falling behind in your artwork... would you like to borrow mine?
Added: Monday, November 16, 2009 7:10pm
That new profile pic is lookin' good! You've got that "I'm up to something" look about you.
Added: Sunday, November 15, 2009 8:12pm
Ohhhh.. He bought that record for you? Knowing that really adds a lot to the story for me. I can see even more now what an important figure he was to you. God bless him. You must be feeling pretty empty right about now, so God bless you too!
 Added: Sunday, November 1, 2009 5:52am
Aww you are a Sweetie, Thank you for the Birthday Wishes!
Thanks, Mia Added: Tuesday, September 15, 2009 8:27pm
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