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I like to write, check my blog and see if it works for you - there are a few stories there if you scroll back a few pages.
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I am not six feet tall but I feel like that is the magic online height number you ladies are looking for. So, you would "over" look me before even looking at me. I'm not short mind you; I'm 5' 8", three inches away from your arbitrary height cut off. If online dating was like Alton Towers I'd be too short to ride on the rollercoaster of love, well that's fine with me because while you are trying to defy gravity while on the roller coaster ride reading "He's Just Not That Into You" and "They Call It a Breakup Because It's Broken" only to get off, feel nauseous and talk to your girlfriends about what happened and why he didn't call you and analyze why and if he likes you and blah blah blah. You could have been out with me drinking Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain, not being too into yoga, admiring my half a brain; we could have made love at mid-night etc.
Seriously, if you want a rich guy and like weekends in Monaco, expensive dinners, and random trips to Dubai - it might be a good idea to respond to me. Have I got some guys for you, of course they are older. much older. and married. It's not true that I just want to get laid. I want to be in love and hold hands and all of that stuff. and if we happen to have sex along the way - great. Actually, better than great - kidding of course (about the holding hands thing.) I am a normal guy, I get along with my parents, I have a job, I leave the toilet seat up and I like sport. Proper sport - where cars drive too fast and sometimes women in revealing outfits roam the sidelines - I never look, obviously. And if you came with me I would say things like "Now who cares if a girl with fake breasts can do splits half naked in the snow and rain. All I care about is that I am here with you." And you know what the sappy truth is, that it would be true. I like sport but I also like gossip. I am the man that can hang with the boys, but actually loves dating women so I can read your Hello and Cosmo for celebrity gossip. Here's the dirty truth, good gossip is just as exciting as a good motor race. If not better. What I am looking for? A McLaren fan. Remember that an ad ....
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Friday the 13th
Friday, November 13, 2009
According to folklorists, there is no written evidence for a "Friday the 13th" superstition before the 19th century. The earliest known documented reference in English occurs in an 1869 biography of Gioachino Rossini: Rossini was surrounded to the last by admiring and affectionate friends; and if it be true that, like so many other Italians, he regarded Friday as an unlucky day, and thirteen as an unlucky number, it is remarkable that on Friday, the 13th of November, he died. However, some folklore is passed on through oral traditions. In addition, "determining the origins of superstitions is an inexact science, at best. In fact, it's mostly guesswork." Consequently, several theories have been proposed about the origin of the Friday the 13th superstition. One theory states that it is a modern amalgamation of two older superstitions: that thirteen is an unlucky number and that Friday is an unlucky day. In numerology, the number twelve is considered the number of completeness, as reflected in the twelve months of the year, twelve signs of the zodiac, twelve hours of the clock, twelve tribes of Israel, twelve Apostles of Jesus, twelve gods of Olympus, etc., whereas the number thirteen was considered irregular, transgressing this completeness. There is also a superstition, thought by some to derive from the Last Supper or a Norse myth, that having thirteen people seated at a table will result in the death of one of the diners. Friday has been considered an unlucky day at least since the 14th century's The Canterbury Tales, and many other professions have regarded Friday as an unlucky day to undertake journeys or begin new projects. Black Friday has been associated with stock market crashes and other disasters since the 1800s. It has also been suggested that Friday has been considered an unlucky day because, according to Christian scripture and tradition, Jesus was crucified on a Friday. On the other hand, another theory by author Charles Panati, one of the leading authorities on the subject of "Origins" maintains that the superstition can be traced back to ancient myth: The actual origin of the superstition, though, appears also to be a tale in Norse mythology. Friday is named for Frigga, the free-spirited goddess of love and fertility. When Norse and Germanic tribes converted to Christianity, Frigga was banished in shame to a mountaintop and labeled a witch. It was believed that every Friday, the spiteful goddess convened a meeting with eleven other witches, plus the devil - a gathering of thirteen - and plotted ill turns of fate for the coming week. For many centuries in Scandinavia, Friday was known as "Witches' Sabbath." Another theory about the origin of the superstition traces the event to the arrest of the legendary Knights Templar. According to one expert: The Knights Templar were a monastic military order founded in Jerusalem in 1118 C.E., whose mission was to protect Christian pilgrims during the Crusades. Over the next two centuries, the Knights Templar became extraordinarily powerful and wealthy. Threatened by that power and eager to acquire their wealth, King Philip secretly ordered the mass arrest of all the Knights Templar in France on Friday, October 13, 1307 - Friday the 13th. The connection between the superstition and the Knights Templar was popularized in the 2003 novel The Da Vinci Code. However, some experts think that it is relatively recent and is a modern-day invention. For example, the superstition is rarely found before the 20th century, when it became extremely common. One author, noting that references are all but nonexistent before 1907 but frequently seen thereafter, has argued that its popularity derives from the publication that year of Thomas W. Lawson's popular novel Friday, the Thirteenth, in which an unscrupulous broker takes advantage of the superstition to create a Wall Street panic on a Friday the 13th. A further theory goes back to a combination of Paganism, Christianity, and the Battle of Hastings. For many, the number 13 was considered a lucky number (such as 13 lunar cycles each year), but with the efforts of Christianity attempting to degrade all things Pagan, they promoted 13 as an unlucky number, with Friday thus also being considered a bad day of the week. However, on Friday the 13th of October 1066, the decision was made by King Harold II to go to battle on Saturday the 14th of October, rather than allow his troops a day of rest (despite his army having made a long and arduous march from a battle near York just 3 weeks earlier). This decision in going to battle before the English troops were rested (the English lost and King Harold was killed), further established Friday the 13th as an unlucky day. In some other countries, instead of Friday, Tuesday the 13th is considered bad luck. For example, the Fall of Constantinople, when the city fell to the Ottomans (a fact which marked the end of the Byzantine Empire), happened Tuesday, May 29, 1453, and is why Greeks consider Tuesday to be an unlucky day. Dark Star
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
I saw the quotes thread in the sci-fi forum and posted something from Dark Star (an early John Carpenter movie for those not familiar with it). Then I remembered this dialogue from the errant Bomb #20 which is refusing to disarm itself and return to the bomb bay when it's launch has failed.
In an attempt to persuade it to stop its countdown to detonation, the crew attempts to teach it 'phenomenology' and, having ruminated on the philosophical arguments for a few hours, the bomb comes up with the following: "In the beginning, there was darkness. And the darkness was without form, and void. And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness. And I saw that I was alone. Let there be light." Can you guess what happens next? Thought for the day...
Sunday, October 11, 2009
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." Arthur Schopenhauer Thought for the day...
Sunday, October 11, 2009
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Saturday, October 10, 2009
If they'll just put a good two-iron, a golf bag, a pack of gin cards and a beautiful blonde in my coffin, they can send it anywhere they want. Chico Marx i just want to tell u how much i enjoy reading ur stories they r amazing i would love for u to write more. Tiffany
Added: Tuesday, October 6, 2009 10:45pm
'Ello mi pretty...
I am fine thanks Sir, how lovely to be asked. I have been busy working and socialising over the summer. Preparing for my trip, end of November. We should catch up before then. xx Added: Sunday, October 4, 2009 4:07pm
Apparently, I missed your birthday from my time out late July. Maybe next year things will be different. Of course, I've been saying that for 25 years! LMAO. Happy belated birthday, sexy man.
Added: Thursday, August 27, 2009 7:13am
It is very interesting finding someone who can write properly in English. Is is no longer my case (forgotten for lack of usage), but I appreciate.
Added: Saturday, August 22, 2009 9:13am
i missed your birthday! i'm sorry, just not been online much xx how are ya?
Added: Tuesday, August 11, 2009 3:13pm
I tried to stay within the lines... something went wrong, it's the boobs isn't it, should I make them bigger?
Added: Friday, July 31, 2009 3:14pm
Wishing You A
"Happy Birthday"![]() ![]() ![]() **GRANDMA**FROM THE BACK HILLS OF MISSOURI, USA)![]() Added: Saturday, July 25, 2009 7:15am
Good morning, Sir! I would like to wish you a very happy birthday and many more!!
Added: Saturday, July 25, 2009 1:49am
Many thanks for the kind comment Grant! Added: Thursday, July 23, 2009 3:14pm
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