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Halloween Wedding and the toilet incident
Monday, November 2, 2009
The group was all assembled, the night was crisp, the mood, festive. As the wedding party lined up, (some sat due to mental and physical limitations), the reverand stood....wobbled a lil', but still stood. Adourned in the finest celebratory garb, the rev. spoke with a slight lisp, (still undecided what caused that, for just 4 hrs and 14 beers earlier, he talked just fine), the wedding was underway. The happy couple sat and intently gazed into each others "glossy" eyes, as they the Rev read the rules of a tightly governed marraige. He paused to ask if anyone had objections to this beautiful union.....a hand was raised, and the Rev. told em' "all questions would be answered at the end of the ceremony" and shut the fuck up for now. (his style was a lil' un-orthadox, not sure of his denomination). The happy couple exchanged vows by uttering throaty mammal grunts believed to have derived from the Chimp family. The mood was that of joy and bliss. The reception followed with cold beverages and smiles....laughter was heard down the street. The guests enjoyed the festivities and eventually slid away due to prior commintments.....(sex and sleep). At some point, it was reported that the groom mistakenly made his way into a lavatory not equipped to accomidate the handicapped. As the bride enjoyed a peaceful slumber, and a bed all to herself, the groom struggled to rise off the porcelin. After several unsuccessful attempts, he succumbed to comfort of the small room and warm seat. At around 4:30 am, it was reported that the bride inquired as to the where abouts of her darling groom...in a statement to the OIC authorities, she stated "I heard grunting earlier, then nothing. After some time I became concerned and cautiously ventured toward the loo after I donned respiratory protection for my own safety. It was then that I discovered my wonderful groom, looking in my direction with puppy dog eyes and a tear running down his cheek. He seemed dispondent and looked a little "flushed". He stated, "I've shit and I can't get up". Ever so gently, she assisted her love up, and pryed the seat off his ass. A pink ring visible around his back side. His knees wobbled and legs shook as the blood shot back into his lower extremities upon standing. The slowly ventured back to bed and enjoyed the rest of their wedding night, vowing never to let this story out. However, thanks to the investigative expertise of the "OIC", this reporter is happy to bring this story to you!!!!
Loving again "IS" possible
Thursday, January 29, 2009
I sat in the bar the bar that night, helping the staff and enjoying friends as it was New Years Eve. A young woman I know joined our table with her two cousins, all three, very attractive. One however stood out as she wore a Native American necklace that immediately intrigued me as to who this woman was (her name was Nixie). Well, the night progressed until midnight was upon us. As we do, the little kisses and best wishes for a new year were offered. Honestly, I wanted to kiss Nixie, but I didn't know her and thought it might be perceived "out of line". Then, her cousin approached me and told me that Nixie found me interesting, and that I should go kiss her. I mustered the "balls" and did. OMG!!!! this warm feeling came over me that I hadn't felt in years. I asked for her number and she promptly provided it. Well, here it is almost a month later, and I find myself deeply in LOVE !, I don't know what tomarrow will hold, but this I DO know, I thank god everyday that he brought Nixie into my life as she has re-kindled a feeling of love I haven't had in many many yrs. THANK YOU NIXIEKAY!!!, and thank you SexyAds for providing us an avenue to share our love with our friends here. My Fellow Veterans:
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
On this Veterans day, 2008, I reflect back on my 10 yrs. in the military. With the bad times, there were many, many good times, educational times, scary times, and of coarse, Lonely times. While there are the typical inter-service rivalries, I always believed that there is a need for each branch, and a specific task each member performs within that branch. That being said, every member, of every branch chose to be there, and most serve proudly. As a proud veteran, I wish to take this moment to thank those who served before me, with me, and after me. I also wish to thank the spouses and families of those serving. Their strength is beyond belief, their support is unwavering. And, even though this is an "American" holiday, I'd like to thank those who have served and are currently serving from countries around the world. Without our allies and friends past, present, and future tasks would be next to impossible to accomplish. I myself, had the honor of serving with men and women, from countries across the globe, and I was honored to stand next to them as well as call them my friends in arms. I encourage all to take a second today and thank our worlds veterans, past and present, trust me, it will be humbly accepted. A summer for the history books
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Oh my........Let's see. The boat was put in just before memorial day. Since then, there's been, dock parties, slow sunset cruises, dinner cruises, and weekends that would make Jenna Jamisen blush. It continues to baffle me as to what is in "Canadian Cherry Whiskey" that make ppl want to get naked, perhaps that's one of "life's questions" better left alone. I apoligize that I haven't been in room's that much this summer, but OMG who could pass up gas money, they bring they're own drinks, and clothing optional. Thanx to you Sexy Ads members who made it to the boat, hope you had fun (pssssst. cpl weekends left!!!!) and to my chat mates.......hope to be more regular soon. Nutz to all!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, March 22, 2008
And once again, we lose beautiful pictures of a gorgeous woman and her wonderful husband. I was contacted yesterday about the rude, dis-tasteful comments left on their profile over her pic. Here we go again. A lovely lady posts her nude pictures for VIP's to enjoy. Very gracious in my mind, but alas their gone now. Removed because of the constant rudeness and immaturity level of a select few. It's quite simple really, If you wish to view XXX pics that these wonderful ppl post, obtain a VIP membership. If not, buy a nudie magazine then write to the editors for them to appease you with certain poses, I'm quite sure they will be happy to oblige you. Reminder: This is a very well run site, where respect is earned and given. Demanding your desires be met will not serve you or anyone else any good. Again, good luck in your searches, and have fun. Thanks for the comment Comrade...appreciate it! Added: Wednesday, November 18, 2009 11:24am
Hey babe....was great to finally meet you!!!! Thank you for the wedding ceremony lol............looking forward to next time, love ya !!!! huggssssss
Added: Monday, November 2, 2009 2:27pm
Beautiful dogs! German shepherd dogs are the best. Added: Friday, August 14, 2009 11:17am
I Love You Squirrel and I am very happy we found each other, you mean more to mean then you know.
Added: Monday, June 29, 2009 10:31pm
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Added: Thursday, March 19, 2009 9:25am
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a wonderful day
Added: Thursday, March 19, 2009 7:55am
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Happy Birthday Sweetie,
Hope your day is filled with fun and happiness.. Muuuayssss, Love, C Added: Thursday, March 19, 2009 5:43am
Hey Bud Many Happy returns of the day May God bless you and keep you safe on this and all the days of your life
Added: Thursday, March 19, 2009 4:31am
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