Velvetlipsntits
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San Jose
California, USA
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" Licking forward to Tasting You! " Oral Contortionist
BBW seeking men
I love showing off My Extreme Erotic gifts for the flesh. I can Gulp like a Sword Swallower, Eyes open and calm, rubbing My tonsils without gaging. My Power Pink Pucker is greedy, pulls off condoms with distinctive grip. I pray I find My worthy Man to share with and,"Lick, Laugh, Learn with NO lies" because " I will Sting You with the truth before I'd Hurt You with a lie " and I'm subtle as a Rhino, but just as Horny!"
More then Cobra Jaw, BBW,Cougar....
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" Lick-Laugh-Learn and NO Lies ", in that particular order, is My goal." I'll sting You with the truth before I'd hurt You with a Lie...But I'm subtle as a Rhino and just as horny." I'm clever, graceful, educated, sensual, bold, playful and intuitive.
You, My Handsome Soul-Mate, should be open minded, honest, supportive, romantic and entertaining. Though we will challenge each other, defeat will never be our outcome. You Must be Fit so we can play Ping Pong, Frisbee, Bowling, Badminton, Archery and lots of Swimming in the Moonlight. Pleasuring each other, surrendering to the gifts for the flesh...the preferred activity.
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Only ONE Thing...
There is but ONE thing, and ONLY ONE, that You Men Own, Outright, Your entire life. Not the Feds, the State, nor Your Family can ever take a part of, or screw up. That ONE, AND ONLY THING... is Just Your ORGASM!!! So reward yourselves with that gift and enjoy being just a MAN. Orgasm is the best cure for the overwhelming stress we all endure. Stress is killing us ALL. Cum alot to stress less.
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Film Porn Style Point of View Production for Pennies
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Yes indeed I have a Tip that any simple Man can do to self film hands free porn. That's right, HANDS FREE, POINT OF VIEW. Be the camera operator and stunt cock too!

Supplies Needed:

One sturdy Base Ball Cap
One Web Cam

Instructions:

A.) Take Exacto knife(Razor blade) and starting slightly above the brim seam where it attaches to the cap
B.) Slice a horizontal 3 inch cut that runs parallel with the brim seam from centered acrossed ( adjust bigger if needed)
C.) Now take web cam and insert it's stand through slit in cap, with lens facing atop the cap brim like a third Eye.
D.) Now try that Doggie Style and Enjoy !!!!

I'd love too know what You think

My web cam is not functioning to Show You photo's for examples
but I will try and do so once I correct it.
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ORGASM-Give One, Take one, Like Pennies from Heaven
Thursday, July 30, 2009

Out of work? Drained of Savings? Loosing Your House? Slam Your dick in the Car Door? Orgasm, the perfect Cure for the best price and all the Time on( Or in ) Your Hands to Do it! The Common Commerce which is THE Prize of Life. Commerce because the Quality and Quantity of Orgasm, Yours, Ours, IS reward to our Peace of Mind. Men, Everything You Do and Earn over the course of Your whole life, is either garnished or tampered with by; The Feds- The State- The Family. Everything except...Your ORGASM. The ONE Reward that spurts, " Your Number One! " not  " Is that Number Two? "
If God wants his children to really enjoy and express themselves He's going to throw a party. God wants to encourage his children with rewards and prizes. So God has a pinata which is like an ORGASM. God delights as we poke, swing, puncture the pleasure pinata. Stroked to explode with prizes and rewards. Laughter, Dancing, Singing all Gifts we receive and share that God insures our Peace of Mind with. No matter how depressed, bankrupt, homeless with a dented dick...God gives us ORGASM which generates Laughter, Dancing, and Singing. Orgasms are THE PRIZE of LIFE and I say let's have a Raffle!
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Weapons! Not just Double Occupants renting My Bra's...
Thursday, July 9, 2009
I can poke Your Eyes, Box Your Ears, Bloody Your Lip,  or sweep Your legs out and have them snug back in their holster, I mean Bra. Call Me Boob Lee. Thank God I can suck My own nipples and keep them calm. I've created "Tit-amation" to demonstrate how " U-tit-a-tarian " and entertaining My 50DDD's are. My Snake like jaw can accommodate My Fist because it's double jointed. My Kegel is trained and toned so strong I can clamp it with a sleeper hold grip...You'd tap out. No, I'm not exaggerating. But I bet Your masturbating?
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Only ONE Thing...
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
There is but  ONE thing, and  ONLY ONE, that You Men Own, Outright, Your entire life. Not the Feds, the State, nor Your Family can ever take a part of, or screw up. That ONE, AND ONLY THING...
is Just Your ORGASM!!! So reward yourselves with that gift and enjoy being just a MAN. Orgasm is the best cure for the overwhelming stress we all endure. Stress is killing  us ALL. Cum alot to stress less.
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Happy birthday Mz Awesome

Let me know how you're doing 

xoxoxox
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Added: Thursday, February 10, 2011 9:33am
and have a fun day!
Added: Thursday, February 10, 2011 6:23am

Yr Just AWESOME
Added: Monday, January 3, 2011 10:50am
Yr Just AWESOME
Added: Sunday, August 22, 2010 11:10am
You are a hot and beautifull lady. I wish I can get to know you better.
Added: Saturday, August 21, 2010 9:20am
do u come on chat rooms
Added: Sunday, July 18, 2010 3:36pm
Just AWESOME
Added: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:23pm
love that body   could love it all nite
Added: Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:12pm
WOW you're sexy nice boobs I'll bet they're soft and velvety
Added: Thursday, July 1, 2010 2:19pm
your one hot sexy sexy lady velvet xx
Added: Friday, June 25, 2010 2:12am
hi there babe would love to chat sometime
Added: Friday, June 18, 2010 12:39pm
You have all these naked pictures, but you look like such an angel..
Added: Monday, June 14, 2010 1:55pm
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