  |  WickedChick
Female, 36 USA
Female
Top Secret Ninja Headquarters
Ohio, USA 3,719 mi from you 36
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5' 3"
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I have everything I want or need right now in a relationship, but I'm always open to new friends.
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  Hey Country Girl, I just got this great fu#@% ing idea !!! Get back with a time and let me know what evening you plan to be in chat and I'll drop everything but my beer, get to chat and ALAKAZAM ... I'll find you Wicked ! LOOK, sewer guys also are highly qualified to work at McDonalds too, just not after coming off shift from down in the sewers !!! LMAO And remember, don't forget your beer opener...ahh shit, now they tell me the caps twist off ! Well hell...just stamp stupid on this forehead Wicked !!! Bye Y'all bigfella44 Added: Friday, February 26, 2010 8:59pm
Hiya Wicked...I'm online RIGHT NOW !!! Wanna catch up darling ??? It's 11;42 pm
bigfella44 Added: Friday, February 19, 2010 9:42pm
I just returned from Top Secret Headquarters,Your most trusted Assistant Stamped my application Accepted.Now I have to meet you for final approval. I passed all the inside test and came out on top oops! the top of the class. So Now I await the final test. Added: Monday, February 15, 2010 4:29pm
 Where'd you go to ??? Your messin me up so bad and i miss you so much that I've started to suffer from Seperation Withdraw Syndrom ! I have your pics in my locket down in the sewer and I cry myself to sleep when I'm driving home from work !!! YEA, I KNOW !!! It;'s so bad that I walk thru the sewers most everyday with my blue blankie, suckin my thumb !!! YEA, I KNOW !!! It's sooo bad that last weekend...I beat my garage and raped my dog !?!? Of course that was after FiFi pissed inside my shoes so I'm sure you'll forgive me, right ? YEA, I KNOW !!! It's so bad that I called up the depression help line and they put me on hold...for 3 hours !!! He said he went out for coffee, SURE HE DID !!! And the worst part, the last straw, the fly in thr ointment, the final burr in my ass, Yea...my chainsaws won't start and my leiterhoisen are stuck at the dry cleaners...SHIT !!! But on the bright side... I was voted the town Winter festival Queen !!! Gawd I wish you could have been here to see me in my Carhardt swimsuit, you'd had jumped my bones fer sure !!! Sorry, my speedos were at the cleaners too !!!Well then, I hope we get on chat together soon so I can get over this and get my life back to normal...whatever that is ??? Huggs and big sloppy kisses, bigfella44 from Dry Gulch, Oklahoma ( and damned proud of it ! ) Added: Monday, February 8, 2010 9:23pm
 Hunny, where'd you go to, I miss talkin with you !!! LORD...give me a sign !!!Added: Tuesday, February 2, 2010 10:32pm
Yea, that's me...King of the Sewers in Toledo, Ohio !!! Oh, I've been experiancing some turbulence lately but as I said the mule kicking me in the head has done wonders for me !!! I'm back to my wonderfully abnormal self ! Gotta run hunny, got a clean up in isle 6 !!! DAMNED TOILET PAPER...plugs up the east side every time . It's a shitty job but someone has to do it !!! Caio Cutie !bigfella44 Added: Monday, January 25, 2010 9:47pm
hello wicked and saying that it makes me wonder how bad you are , the buckeye state is good for riding
Added: Wednesday, January 6, 2010 11:19am
 Hi there Wicked...it's just that horny little devil from Toledo saying hello ! Added: Monday, December 28, 2009 9:03pm
Wicked, your sense of humor is fantastic! I look forward to chatting with you. Drop me a comment some time.
Added: Friday, December 25, 2009 10:13pm
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