NPR has a virtual conversation with Ms. Ladybug,
the flamboyant, Black 64 year old C.E.O. of H.O.S.S.
(House-Horse Owners of South San Francisco) located in the East Bay Hills.

NPR: What do you have with you today, Miss Ladybug?

Ms. Ladybug: I've brought with me three of my favorite horses, the spotted one is Peaches she's a sweet Paint hybrid, her legs have yet to "come down", so she "glides" where others prance; then there's -- another favorite pony, Tony, an Abyssinian, and there's Josie over there whose a Falabella.

I hand-picked these horses according to their temperament and confidence level that they exhibit when interacting with me--chemistry is everything, y'know!

NPR: Well, rumor has it that you are an expert with the sling-shot--what do you use it for?

Ladybug: Well, there's guys who wanna cam, have phone sex, send sex messagaes and long distance pests--I shoot 'em in the ass with it!

NPR: So, tell me--are you a real cowgirl?

Ladybug: No, I don't have cows, I have horses, however I may be a semi wild-girl (wink) but I'm a woman, not a girl........and a lady.


NPR: So, Ms. Ladybug, you continue to ride at your "mature" age where other women choose not to?

Ladybug: Well, hell yeah! 'specially since I still enjoy "something nice" between my legs, I think if I have the passion and lust for doing it, why shouldn't I?!!!!

NPR: Well, I tend to agree with that, absolutely!

Ladybug: Times 'bout up so I'll say one more thing which is: Just because I'm on this site does not give anyone a license to write nasty or crude things as an introduction of themselves.

NPR: And that makes sense to me, too! Thank you for your time!