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Women seeking Friends
Don't let my sweet smile fool you. I can be cantankerous when annoyed.
I'm not looking for cam fun or phone sex. There's no way I would be something on the side for an unhappily married man.
I'm here to make friends and share laughter, ideas and household tips. While I wouldn't rule out a date there's too much going on in my life presently which precludes anything other than friendship.
Hate having to say this but if your profile is blank and there is no face photo we're not going to be corresponding. Unless you're hiding from the mob, in the witness protection program or you're world famous there's no reason for the lack of a photo. If any of those three reasons apply you might want to rethink internet dating. In addition if we haven't corresponded in some way (email, chat or the forums) your friend request won't be accepted. And please, for the love of jebus, don't send me a photo of your nether regions. It's not a turn on.
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Observations from the daily life of a single woman. At times thought provoking, sometimes filled with juvenile humor, hopefully interesting. This is a judgement free zone. Your opinions will be respected even when in direct opposition to the blogger's viewpoint.
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Saturday, May 11, 2013
Please send no "Happy Mother's Day" greetings my way. I'm not a mother and that's by choice. And it was the right choice for me. If I ever have doubts I merely watch an episode of Supernanny.
But to all of the beautiful mothers here may your special day be filled with love.
Happy Earth Day
Monday, April 22, 2013
Monday, April 15, 2013
Seems like a good idea.
Should I or shouldn't I?
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Being a paid member I can respond to emails. And I always have replied, even to those rude clod emails. But lately I haven't had the desire to answer emails from strangers. It's not that the messages are rude though the senders seem to be clueless. There have been a few from young men, really young men. Men in their 20s. And though I prefer younger men I can't conceive of a meeting of the minds with those youngsters.
Then there was the message from a cross dresser who lives across the country. I have no issue with men who dress in women's clothing. As long as he doesn't want to share my wardrobe. But wouldn't he have more luck contacting women closer to his zip code?
There was a nice email from a new member. At least it was pleasant until he let on that he had a big dick. Seriously? Is that his only redeeming feature>
Anyway, I haven't replied to these various messages and don't know if I will. Should I? Do you reply to all emails?
Monday, February 25, 2013
After a long absence the clods have returned this month. Perhaps they were busy celebrating the holidays. Maybe their internet connection suffered during a massive blizzard. Whatever the reason for the quiet on the clod front they’re back in full force. Do you think Valentine’s Day made them feel particularly romantic? Time to dust off the clod crown.
1. Snotnose wrote, “Just wondering if you have ever been eaten until you scream by a 64 yr old bald dude? Think it would rock your world!!!!”
My response: Since you're so far geographically, married and have an incomplete profile the answer will have to remain a mystery. Guess you got quite a charge out of writing this message. That's good because it did nothing for me.
Did he seriously think this message would make me cream in my jeans? Sadly, rather than send a reply, he blacklisted me.
2. Watercloset asked “can i get a password please i wanna see ur awesome body while im strokin my big cock”
My response: Sure...when you complete your profile and post a photo of your face.
My photos may be a tad racy but they’re not really wank worthy. I placed passwords on some of my photos to cut down on the occasional inane and ignorant comments.
3. Stooge’s message was, “mmmmmmmmmmmm wow can i eat you”
My response: Why? Can't you afford groceries? Are you a cannibal?
This was not the first time he had contacted me. His previous message read, “how are you heres a household tip get on your knees love stooge”.
On whose head shall the crown be placed? I’m at a loss, they’re all so worthy. So please, gentle readers, vote for your favorite in the comments.
Checkin on ya....hope you're doin ok up yonder!!
Added: Saturday, May 18, 2013 12:00am
thank you for the squirrel and bagel pic!!!
Added: Wednesday, April 3, 2013 9:06pm
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