hi my name is donna. i am married, 48yrs old and a tan women hotchocolate so i am told.. im bi so im looking for a female in the ns canada area, to have some fun with me and possibly my husband.. this is a surprise to him bcause he knows i put this together for us.. i havent been with a woman in awhile and im due.. let me know if ur interested!!!!!!!!!!!

There is at least one person on your friends list that wants to fuck the hell out of you.
So lets play the fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple...
if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol This sh!t funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies.
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If your single or in a relationship sex is an important thing. If you feel you're having difficulty pleasing your partner the way you feel you should be, or if your partner feels they want more than they've been getting then you need to read these simple tips.

Nothing here is complex and it'll be fun putting into practice. You can thank me later, and trust me your partner will be thanking you.

Let's get down to the nitty gritty then shall we? You don't want to hear me waffling you want tips and tricks, so here they are:

1: Slower breathing - This may sound like a no brainer but it's important. When you're highly aroused your breathing will increase in speed, your mind links this to ejaculation, so keeping it slow tricks your mind into thinking you've got a way to get yet.

2: Relax - Take your time man, this isn't a race. If your tense then you'll likely be moving quicker, that's bad as you'll be done long before she is. If you can relax into sex you'll not increase how long you last but you can much more loving. Trust me, girls love that.

3: Use your tongue - Not like that, though clearly that will make you last longer. There's a tantric technique where you push your tongue against the back of your front 2 top teeth. I have no idea why it works, but if your nearly there and she isn't do it and it'll lessen your need somewhat.

4: Use your tongue 2 - This time I do mean it like that. If nothing is working stop having sex briefly and do some oral work. This will give you time to relax again and will heighten your partners pleasure. Girls love it when a guy is willing to go down on them. Also, most women can't come from penetration alone, some clitoral stimulation here will work a charm.

So there we go. Tips to make you a veritable Don Juan or casanova in bed.

As soon ass I started talking to her at the party I knew we wanted to have sex with each other. The way we looked deep into each others eyes as the semi drunk conversation moved more and more towards sexual fantasies and became ever more explicit.

So it was no real surprise when as I met her coming out of the upstairs bathroom we fumbled our way into an adjacen bedroom. We were both naked in seconds and I was licking her clit like there was no tomorrow. Occasionally my tongue wandered lower and brushed over her asshole and each time this happened she bucked and moaned. I took her lead and played more around her asshole with my tongue. The more I licked it the more it opened up and before long there was quite a gape on it.

I was rampantly horny now and slid a couple of fingers into her asshole as I continued to lick all around and up and down her clit. She was bucking like crazy and moaning "Oh god yes - that feels so good"

Then without warning she wrapped her arms and legs around me and rolled over so that she was on top of me. "Now its your turn" she groaned. Next thing I Knew I was in heaven! She slipped her warm lips around my cock then let it slip out of her mouth. She bubbled saliva onto her lips and pressed them onto my asshole! Then she slipped a finger into my well lubricated hole and continued to suck my rock hard cock.

As her head bobbed up and down on my cock she worked 2 fingers in and out of my arse. It felt fantastic but before I could come there was another surprise in store! She leaned over opened a drawer in the bedside cabinet and produced a huge dildo with straps attached to it. In no time she had this contraption fitted around her crotch and she said "Now you're gonna have the ride of your life!"

She was not wrong! She dribbled some saliva onto her fingers and rubbed the huge bell end of the dildo that was swinging between her legs now. Then she leaned forward and I felt the head of that huge member press against the entrance to my asshole. She pressed her lips to mine and as she tongue kissed me deeply she bucked her hips and the thick girth of her strap on stretched me to the point where pleasure meets pain as it slid up inside me!

She continued to work her hips and the dildo slid in and out of me until my ass was so well lubed and relaxed that she could fuck me hard and deep without hurting me.

She raised herself up onto her arms and looked into my eyes as she continued her rythym getting that fat dildo right up to the hilt inside me with each push.

As she fucked me harder and faster my cock was wedged between our bodies and I was so close to coming but seemed to hang on forever and it felt just glorious as I looked up at her bouncing tits.

Then came the last surprise! I was so engrossed in the moment I hadn't noticed someone else in the room! "This is my boyfriend Mark" she wispered "Suck his cock" I turned to the side and there was a rock hard cock millimetres from my face. I opened my mouth and he lunged forward and started to pump his hard dick in and out of my mouth.

Now I was coming! I felt like one of those lucky sluts from a porn movie taking a cock up the ass and one in the mouth at the same time! Fabulous! I could feel the sticky jism from my ejacultation between our bodies as she slowed down her strokes and withdrew the fat dildo from my arse with a plop.

Now I wanted to taste my first mouthful of come! I jumped onto all fours and cupped Mark's balls and began to suck him deeper and faster. My other hand reached round his buttocks and I got one finger onto his asshole. That did the trick - his legs buckled and as he let out a stifled moan I felt the first bolt of hot jism hit the roof of my mouth.

Two or more spurts erupted as I took his dick from my mouth and these created ropes of spunk across my cheeks. His girlfriend was there immediately licking his hot spunk from my face. Then the two of them fench kissed passionately before just smiling at me and getting dressed.

They left without saying much more to me but she was right about one thing it was definitely the ride of my life!