  |  lonelylucy
Female, 28 Australia
Female
Wodonga
VIC, Australia 14,877 kms from you 28
Single
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5' 11"
A little chubby
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Erotic chat/email, A discreet relationship, Casual sex, Just penpals, Friends
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Frustrated woman looking for occasional male company. I am not interested in a relationship, but require a healthy dose of friendship to compliment the sexual side of things. Because of working and personal commitments, I do not have the time or interest in emotional complications or conflicts. Wanted: casual sex for frustrated female. Looking for long term relief with no strings attached. Preferences: Age: between 28 and 37. Must be tall, built like a man with a mans attitude to life. Non Smoker, no alcoholics. MUST be experienced and experimental with sex, with a preference to anything goes. Must be discreet, especially if in a relationship. Personality: Happy, self confident, and ability to go with the flow. No neurotic, possessive, control freaks. No deadbeat moron who think that sex is 2 minutes of foreplay and five minutes of pounding the pillow. Must be good company with a sense of humour mixed with the absurd. Must have something special about them that gets me going. Nice laugh, nice smile, nice anything. No nasties, infections or STD's thank you. Penises that are thin, or pin headed - no thank you. Circumcised is preferred!  Remember that an ad ....
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Excuse me Santa!
Sunday, December 25, 2011
I sent you a simple wish,It wasn't hard to read.
I made it explicitly clear What it was I need. I wanted you here with me Just today would have been nice. Time together Whatever the price. I posted my letter Hand delivered with a kiss You smiled and winked Which part did you miss? So Excuse me Santa! I need some advice As to why your candy cane Is somewhere else tonight! I set the room up Covered with green and gold I dressed so carefully Isn't my red suit so bold? I cleaned the damn chimney I made sure it was just as you like I'm even wearing the hat And now I look a fright. So Excuse me Santa! What did I not get right? The I love being with you- Becomes - I'm somewhere else for the night!?! So I've wasted my gifts My time as well I hope she grabs your balls And leads you on Merry Hell Don't expect too much loving When you finally stumble home Because you might just find You are living alone I'll whip the elves And steal the sleigh Go out and party Sleep right through the day And when you deign To come back in I might just fuck your sorry ass Or stab you with a pin Bloody hell Santa! I've waited years For my Christmas wish For nothing, it appears. So screw you Santa, I'm taking Rudulph for a spin Going out for the night I'm going to have a win. So while you deliver For that good girl next door I'm out hunting the naughty men That's for sure! So go empty your sack, You lying little shite I'm off pursuing fun With all my might!!! Ha damned Ha, Santa - I asked you to stay It wouldn't have been that hard! If you took me to play! I wouldnt even object If you had but called But you didnt even text! Festive Season Blues
Friday, December 23, 2011
Merry Christmas to all, especially the ones who have nothing or no one to celebrate with this year.
It can be a blue time of month and I hope that everyone can at least feel a little kinship with another at a time that is so family focussed (and materialistic but that is another rant for another time) Luce What defines Casual?
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Some recent experiences got me thinking, and thinking hard. I'd appreciate everybody's opinion on my blog because there's many differing points out there.
And why on Earth am I the only woman in the world who went looking for a one night stand and ended up with a lot more than I bargained for!??!! How To Find A Man!
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Dear All....
It is my birthday coming up soon, and its been a rather dry spell - not including my near disaster with Farmer *£^$*-wit... I hate my birthday, but this year I came up with a novel idea. I have set a challenge for every person I know - to find me a man! After all, they cant do worse than I have! If nothing else it will be a great conversation starter! Luce Men Who Lie (take note, Farmer Joe)
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Dear Farmer Joe,
It was with great amusement that I watched you indulge in your pitiful, spiteful tantrum at work on Monday. It caused me no end of laughter to have you walk in and comment on my presence damaging the reputation of where i was working. It gave me even more pleasure to explain as to WHY you were having said fit. I must admit I did find it hurtful to find out you had led me on whilst you were busy shagging the exchange (overseas) worker and I was just a fill in. It hurt even more to know you just used me as a fill in, and you are flying her back. However, I did have to giggle at your childish little fit, becasue I am wondering if you are applying for subdivision, for where on earth will you fit all thewomen who live at your farm? Regards, 'Precious' PS - you would think that after chasing me for 8 months, you would at least get me to cum once in the hour and a half you had me at the dairy! lol, apparently not!  Other people you might be interested in |
