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1. I love to camp
2. I'm an outdoors kinda girl 3. I have blue eyes 4. I played with a couple for over a year.. Oh what fun! 5. I've been in a foursome too... 6. I work online, so I'm usually always around. 7. I can't stand stupidity. 8. I'm open minded, but I don't wear that for all to see. 9. I love to read, mostly true crime, I'm open to good authors! 10. I'm a mom, and we're a package deal.. Like it.. or lump it. 11. I have a big mouth.. and I speak my mind. 12. I am fierce about my friends. 13. Once I make a friend... its a good friend. 14. I'm not into fair-weather friends. Go sap someone else's energy. 15. I had a 14 cm cyst growing off my liver 3 years ago. 16. I've had cancer 17. I'm independent, and very proud of it. 18. Sometimes I think I may be a little overly independent. 19. I have big boobs and I can not lie... 20. I can dislike a person for no reason at all. 21. I love making new friends 22. Age means nothing to me, but I tend to prefer the company of older, as opposed to younger.. mostly for their maturity. 23. I love the color blue 24. I have three kids 25. I am dutch-canadian 26. I don't give a rats ass about politics. 27. I don't cam much anymore 28. I love cats 29. I love talking about my cat, but I'm not obsessive about him. 30. I once put circuit boards together for work... for over 10 years... 31. I love reading erotica 32. I may be a little too kinky for your liking, but I won't tell you what I am kinky about, until I get to know you. 33. I'm divorced and happily so. 34. I may be divorced, but he's still my children's father. 35. I own a leapard gecko 36. I am not the neatest person on earth.. but I do like a neat house 37. I do not drink alcohol... ever and have never. 38. Nothing you say or do will convince me to drink 39. I drink lots of water, but not to an unhealthy point. 40. I love cozy fuzzy blankets 41. I make cozy fuzzy blankets 42. I sometimes work as a teachers assistant, but I have no fancy shmancy 'teacher edumancation' 43. I'm not a nurse. 44. I can install an air conditioner, greese trailer tires, and change oil in my car. 45. I pretend that I'm superwoman sometimes.. just for fun. 46. I love the cold 47. I'm not too thrilled with heat. 48. I heart my air conditioning in the summertime 49. I'm not a hugger in chat, so don't feel put off if i don't hug ya. 50. don't ever... call me 'sis' in chat.. I just may put you on ignore. 51. I dislike busybodies.. too bad their life is so miserable they have to attempt to make others miserable too. 52. I dislike seeing people left out. I'll chat with anyone if i see other chatters bipping off at them for nothing. 53. There are lots of lonely people online. I enjoy chatting with them.. man some of their knowlege is outstanding! 54. I try to send real letters since someone here made a point about them. 55. I have already started my christmas cards.. because I am completely and utterly shitty at sending them at christmas time. 56. I love kissing 57. I enjoy a light spanking with a bare hand. 58. I don't know lots, but what I do know I'm pretty sure of. 59. I love CSI 60. I'm a volunteer for babysitter/caregiver now for mom's who can't afford daycare. 61. I love my blackberry and have no need for an iphone. 62. Sometimes technology pisses me off 63. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice back. 64. I have no family, yet my family lives all around me. 65. I wish i had long hair. 66. I love me.. 67. I love God. 68. my favorite food is Italian, funny enough, the worst for me. 69. I'd have 12 kids if I could. 70. I'm not a fool, but can spot a fool easily. 71. I drive, and I drive fast.. 72. I learned how to water ski when I was 5. 73. I could slalem when I was 7. 74. I was'nt expected to come out of the hospital after my surgery. 75. I'm a tad bit stubborn. ( see #74) 76. I am a snuggle slut. 77. I am a cuddle whore. 78. I can fix a bike chain in one minute. 79. I've never been in a traffic accident. 80. I am a casual kinda girl. 81. The last time I wore a dress, was on my wedding day, and lookit where it got me! ( see#33) 82. I LOVE pizza... and cheese with bacon is my ultimate fav. 83. I drink diet soda 84. I drink diet soda cuz I have type 2 diabetes 85. I cook a mean roast. 86. I like clean windows. 87. I have a candle addiction. 88. I do have trust issues, am working on those. 89. I drive a car. 90. I love biking, and do it as often as I can. 91. I want to learn more about photography. 92. I am frugal. 93. I am frugal, but I am not cheap. 94. You are still reading this???? 95. I would like the whole enchilada, not just the toppings. 96. I can be bi.. but I prefer cock. 97. I've experienced sexually much more then I care to admit. 98. You're a very patient person for reading through all of this. 99. I really love sexy ads, and pay for my membership gladly. 100. I used to race boats, for pleasure, not as a job. 101. you won't meet my kids on our first date 102. You won't meet them on our 20th date 103. Maybe.. if you're a good boy.. you might be lucky enough to meet them on the 30th date. 104. I love fishing! 105. I hate watching sports on tv, unless its racing. 106. I'll help you with your car repairs. 107. I don't eat alot 108. My cats eat flies. 109. I drive a ford. 110. I work full time, from home. 111. I don't camp in a tent, I camp in a big ass trailer. 112. I don't like or have long nails. 113. I don't coddle my children, they're tough. 114. I don't believe in wasting my time. 115. I am very close to my neighbours. 116. I prefer older men but I said that already. 117. I LOVE walking.. and do so every single day. 118. Walking is very good for my health, and lowers my blood sugar levels. 119. I've lost over 50lbs in the last two years. 120. I am a block parent. 121. I don't put my personal information on the internet, thats a pretty stupid dumb ass thing to do. 122. I've sailed a catamaran. 123. I still own the first pair of waterskie's I learned on. 124. I think SA rocks, and even though I had a pretty kinky name the first time around, I'm glad that I have my name now. 125. I don't watch cock cams. If you feel the need to show off your cockage... i'm sure there are others that will oblige. 126. I don't eat vegetables. 127. Spring is my favorite time of the year. 128. summer is my least favorite time of the year 129. I will NEVER own a van. 130. I don't sleep well. 131. I like pretty painted finger and toe nails. 132. I've owned rabbits, and crabs, and a dog, and even pet spiders. 133. I once threw a caterpiller nest at a friends head, and caused her to fall out of the tree we were climbing up. Oopsie! 134. I love talking. 135. The cyber fuck does'nt work for me, so don't bother. 136. If you try mind games on me, I'll get you back 10 times worse. 137. fuck with my friends, you fuck with me. 138. I'm fine with people making desicions, as long as they're not ones that are crying out 'I'm an attention whore'!!!!! 139. I think that online is highly addictive. 140. I think that Jayce and Maureen, are incredible and am very glad that they're my friends. 141. I like to be spoiled. 142. I don't like to be spoiled too much. 143. I have a difficult time with compliments. 144. I've learned, to say thank you, and appreciate them. 145. I wish I owned a motorcycle, however.. it does not transport three kids very easily. 146. I've made some crappy desicions, but am learning to live with them. 147. I'm not afraid to say that I'm wrong. 148. I love sitting on the beach making sand castles. 149. I adore laying in the grass and watching the clouds. 150. I am known for trying to figure out what animals the clouds look like. 151. My house is not big, but its perfect to me. 152. I don't gossip, and I'll shut people down who do so to me. 153. I believe that everyone deserves a second chance. 154. I adore watching movies, and will watch most anything. 155. I love baking. 156. I love farmers markets 157. I buy as much as possible.. local 158. I've worked in elections, even though I hate politics 159. I have not traveled much. 160. I love my friends 161. I use: msn, yahoo, aim, jabber, but very rarely have them on. 162. I can type quickly 163. I have a difficult time maintaining my type2 diabetes. 164. I hate hearing : how open are you? 165. My children are all from the same dad. ( I know amazing eh?) 166. I prefer hardwood, to carpet 167. I love trees 168. I'm taking classes to become a foster parent. 169. I've never been to New Zealand 170. I own a house 171. I have all my own teeth. 172. I've not been a blond.. since I was little. 173. I dig lady gaga 174. I hate posers. 175. I can spend the entire day watching the races on TV 176. I'm an aries 177. I'm almost 40!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH! 178. I love dropjes. 179. I used to swim across muskoka lake, often. 180. I love home made bread 181. My mom is my best friend 182. My dad is different, but I still love him. 183. I can do a lot, however somethings I can't do. 184. I like to sing. 185. I don't wear heels. 186. I do NOT wear nylons ever. 187. I love lingere 188. I enjoy wearing pretty bras. 189. I heart gouda 190. I make my own meatballs. I'd never buy ready made ones. 191. I freeze fresh veggies in the summer to last through the winter. 192. I love working. 193. I have a cat.. that talks. 194. I don't enjoy chat as much as i used to. 195. I have never knowingly ate an ant. 196. I 'can' install house windows, I choose not to to it myself. 197. My house is the local teen hangout place. 198. I love my teddy bear. 199. I'm actually just a kid at heart. 200. I really dig sponge toffee. 201. Really just a big kid at heart 202. I can still skip 203. I prefer spring to summer 204. I'm not supposed to eat sweets, but I sneak em 205. I get in shit from my daughter when she finds my hiding spots. 206. I have a 15 year old, but I still feel 15 sometimes myself, so we get along great! 207. There's a fine line between being a mom, and being friends with your kids. 208. I can't stand football. 209. I wonder how long of an ad I can do before it tells me to FUCK OFF 210. I don't mince words. 211. I'm a very easy going mom, which makes me easy going in my daily life as well 212. I can laugh with my kids till we cry, and we do that often. 213. I believe that laughing till you cray is incredibly cleansing. 214. I wonder how many people are reading this all the way through. 215. I adore candy floss! 215. I'll eat a candy apple right to the core! 216. I have never intentionally started a large fire. :) 217. I used to have more then 200 msn contacts. 218. I have never worn contact lenses, they bother me. 219. My gecko just lost his skin again. 220. I love laughter 221. I think this is fun. 222. I hate helping my kids with homework. 223. I don't have long nails. 224. I love butterflies, fairies, and catterpillers. 225. I have never owned a horse, but would love to. 226. I used to work on an adult chat site.. 'nuff said' 227. I have never been paid for phone sex. 228. I am a little quirky. 229. I tend to talk alot ( did I say that already?) 230. I don't think that people who are sensative should be online. 231. I believe that some people, just will never get it. 232. I know this- I am not blond. 233. I do not pick my nose. 234. I watch the news, but I don't listen to it. 235. I enjoy giving blow jobs. 236. I love pleasing my partner, more then my partner pleasing me. 237. I don't like school, but I'd like to go back. 238. I'm teaching myself sign language. 239. I'll help anyone who needs it, specially if they deserve it. 240. I wish my dad was more of a dad, and less of another kid to take care of. 241. I like building bookshelves. 242. I wish that my bookshelves looked as good as they sound. 243. I like to drive fast. 244. I have never been to New York. 245. Most of my friends are guys... is that so surprising? women suck. 246. I'm friends with many, but if you piss me off.. thats it. 247. I've build a tree house, and a swing set. 248. I wear glasses. 249. I cook, I don't like to, but I have to, and I've not killed anyone yet. 250. Still reading???????!!??!!!?!??!?! 251. I adore sweets, but I'm not supposed to eat them 252. I've only traveled twice out of my country. 253. I believe that opinions are like assholes, we all have them. 254. I'd like to own a motor boat. 255. I have very soft teeth. 256. I've never had long hair. 257. I am not a primper. 258. Short sweet and to the point is my mantra. 259. I can not STAND arrogance. 260. Stuck up people are lonely, don't be one. 261. I only believe 1/4 of what I hear in chat. The rest is just BS 262. I would love to see the grand canyon. 263. I'm not too good at horror movies. 264. I generally tend to vote for the underdogs. 265. I shop 'little people' not big box stores and chains. 266. I am part of a 44 year old family business. 267. I am gifted in sales. 268. I've never been 'out on the town' for new years eve. 269. I love dogs, and have never been bit by one. 270. I HATE... doing laundry. 271. I was born to have a maid. 272. Thats not true.. and I am a clean freak. 273. I am on facebook mostly for my cousins. 274. I have no problems with kink... I'm pretty kinky too. 275. I was told once I should train for the olympics for swimming. 276. I have never been to live theater. 277. I love watching musicals on TV 278. I have never had a manicure or a pedicure. 279. I'm not much for spoiling me. Can you tell? 280. I don't chew gum. 281. I love music, I'm just crappy at knowing artists and song names. 282. I've lived through alot, and I've come out pretty good. 283. I like to make people smile. 284. I don't enjoy spiders, but I don't kill them either. I usually sweet them up with a cup and toss them back outside. 285. I love animals. I should've been a vet. 286. I hate wearing socks. 287. But I do wear slippers year 'round. 288. I once saved a little girl from a vicious dog. Helps that I was'nt afraid of him. 289. I am completely in love with the movie Toy Story. 290. I will never grow up. 291. I hate running. 292. I doubt I'll ever get married again. 293. I am a fan of american idol. 294. I only have my ears pierced, I will not pierce anything else on my body. 295. I have a daughter, and two sons. 296. I do not watch LOST 297. I am a MAJOR Mark Harmon fan. 298. I believe that celebrities should be left alone to live their lives. 299. I light my candles every day. 300. I know how to operate and use a chainsaw. 301. I adore sandra bullock 302. I can't stand the color pink. 303. I'm more tolerent then most people I've met. 304. I play the piano, violin, flute, and am learning guitar. 305. I love to sing. 306. I love the smell of fresh cut grass. 307. My neighbours are my family. We'd have a hard time moving 308. I can't stand old people who smell bad. 309. I send my kids to a camp that they love, to get time off. 310. I've never chopped a tree down. 311. I love squishing my toes in mud. 312. I have been a walt disney fan my entire life. 313. I make killer strawberry milkshakes. 314. I can not do canning. I suck bad at it. 315. I know how to use a drill. 316. I heart Ellen. 317. I hug my candles. 318. I make killer brownies. 319. I am a very proud mom. 320. I'll talk to anyone. 321. I don't like to wear makeup. 322. I prefer pepsi to coke. 323. I have never been to a spa. 324. My best friend ever lives in california. 325. I have a ton of guy friends. 326. I loved the Blind Side. 327. Its important to help kids, no matter where they are. 328. I adore.. Muskoka Canada. 329. I would like to see New Zealand. 330. I think its important to pay for my time here. 331. I wonder how long I can make my ad before the system yells at me? 332. I am not supersticious. 333. I have never seen an automobile crash. 334. I have stopped after a crash and helped the people. 335. I am not a fan of blood. 336. I have helped stop bleeding before, and not fainted. 337. I once dated a bouncer.. it was fun hanging at the bar and watching everyone get drunk. 338. I am a Christian. 339. I don't throw my religion in peoples faces. 340. I'm guilty of standing watching a house on fire. 341. Yes.. everyone was already out of the buring house. 342. I have a glass butterfly hanging in my window.. giving to me from one of my very first daycare peeps. 343. I used to own my own business. 344. I closed, because of my health. 345. I HATE ambulanaces. 346. Everytime I hear one, I have to catch my breath, and get goosebumps. 347. I have a major major MAJOR SUPER MAJOR phobia of needles. 348. I'm not a germaphobe. 349. I don't bite my nails.. GROSS!!!! 350. I can sometimes be lazy. 351. I love sex. 352. I love long, drawn out, cozy, cuddly, lazy lasting for hours sex. 353. I love kink.. 354. I like doing things as a group. 355. I sweet talked my way through highschool. 356. I never went to college. 357. My family has a successful business... over 44 years old. 359. I am guilty of sexting. 360.. I am also guilty of sending nudie pics via texting. 361. I will try to scare the crap out of you... when you come around a corner. 362. I love water balloon fights. 363. I hate... the dentist. ( see 347 ) 364. I am a horrible dancer. 365. I like feeding crickets to my gecko 366 I own a beta, named goober. 367. I love water. 368. I loathe pagents. 369. I think I may be running out of things to say. 370. I don't really like to curse. 371. I can curse like a banshie if I get the chance. 372. I love fresh baked bagels. 373. I think people should be more positive. 374. I believe that gossip mongers.. will get their due. 375. I sleep with a teddy bear. 376. I think drama is for children in high school.. chatters need to get that. 377. I welcome new friends, as long as they do not have alterior motives. 378. I may be young, however I have life knowlege... that far out ages alot here. 379. I do not smoke, anything, anywhere, anytime. 380. I have favorite shows on TV, but its not life or death to see them. 381. I once had an ant farm. 382. My mom was not impressed with my ant farm in my room. 383. I don't give my kids everything, they need to learn that good things are earned, not given. 384. My gecko eats the skin he sheds. 385. I think bald is sexy. 386. I think imperfect is much sexier then perfect. 387. I have no tatoos. 388. I go between wanting one, and not wanting one. 389. I have horrrrrrrrrrrrrribly tickish feet. 390. I will never be skinny, and I'm perfectly ok with that. 391. I have just graduated to expensive makeup.. and I like it! 392. I don't drink coffee or tea. 393. I believe... that anyone is able to do anything they put their minds too. 394. I have never been up on a stage. 395. My boobs are my own. 396. When given an opportunity, I run with it. 397. I hope to find a man who will treat me like the woman I am. 398. I don't fuck on the first, second, or third dates. 399. I may kiss you on the fifth date if you're lucky. 400. I love hard.... 401. Did you notice I used the number 215 twice? teehee 402. I tend to yell at my kids when they frustrate me, but then we talka bout it. not sure if that makes it good or bad, but I'm improving 403. I love dogs 404. I love cats. 405. I absolutely love the show 'bones' 406. I once questioned the mayor of our city 407. I use hand cream, fifteen thousand times a day. 408. I run hot... 24 hours a day. 409. I think its funny when people actually read profiles 410. Why are you still reading this? 411. I always giggle to myself when I see old couples holding hands in public. 412. My kids have way to many shoes. 413. I need to hire someone to paint my house 414. I lost my job in june, and was working again full time by september. 415. I color my own hair, I hate seeing the grey! 416. I really do adore MrMoonlight2u. He's been a good friend for too many years to count. 417. Seen one cock... seen em all... they're really not that pretty to look at you know. 418. The first boy I ever loved, and was my boyfriend when I was 13, is still one of my best friends ever. We still have lunch once n awhile. 419. I can not stand, people who are high on themselves, thin, fat, short, or tall... arrogance is a complete turn off... 420. I've been known to stop at the local cemetary, and sit with the older people I see there visiting their loved ones. 421. I now have a dog, and am potty training him. 422. I still get the goosebumps when I hear an ambulance screaming by. 423. I think teenagers are the spawn of the devil. I of course was a angel back then. 424. I have never been handcuffed.... by a police man... ;) 425. I adore my toys.. I have lots of them.. and I continue to ad to my collection. 426. I can't believe I have two sons in high school 427. I'm glad that the men who read my profile actually KNOW how to read 428. I was recently in the hospital with a very sick pancreas 429. Have I mentioned that I'm really stubborn? 430. I have a difficult time drinking water when my nose is stuffed up. 431. I dyed my hair read recently. I liked it to! 432. I DO NOT WEAR SKIRTS.. at least I try my best not to. 433. I have a mild CSI addiction. ( and have all the seasons to show for it to ) 434. I dislike long hair 435. I'm currently reading an ANN RULE book.. she's an amazing true crime novelist. 436. I'm amazed that I can actually have plants in my house now, AND keep them alive! 437. I'm involved in a few different volunteer programs. Ask me about them :) 438. I'm adding more, because KODOS said my ad was not long enough. 439. I am VERY sad that my Ontario winter sucked dirty hairy monkey balls. 440. Feel free to send me any snow you all get... I'm missing it greatly! 441. I like chat, and I like to chat, however I don't like to PM. 442. I've been in chat rooms forever.. and I can't stand ditz's 443. I'm often there, but not there. I'm forever multitasking. 444. Don't get your panties in a knot if I don't answer you. You don't own me. 445. I have issues with chicks who 'try' to hard. Really it just makes you look stupid. 446. In 10 years, I have replaced everything that was 'ours' to everything that is now 'mine' 447. I don't travel as much as I'd really like to 448. I am very opinionated. 449 I really couldn't care less what you think of me. I'm not here to please you. 450. Calling me baby.. gets you an ignore. You may be able to lay those lines on all the other chicks here, but it doesn't work with me. 451. I like... natural born, hard pounding, hair-pullin, ass-slappin...clown sex. 452. I would give anything to have a lion in my house. 453. I know almost everyone who lives on my street. 454. I've only been on a plane once in my life. 455. I am currently unemployed. 456. I once was able to swim across a lake. ( i'm too old for that now) 457. I have not dated anyone in around three years. 458. I've become friends again with my ex, I still don't like him, but we're friends. 459. I can fix plumbing issues 460. I'm not a huge fan of technology. 461. I really enjoy writing. I find it therapudic. 462. I am a neat freak, although it may not always look that way in my house. 463. I recently put in an application to be a foster parent. 464. I am VERY compassionate, but not a pushover for those in need. 465. I enjoy playing online games 466. I recently won a pair of 400 diamond earrings that I gave away the same day. 467. I also won a brand new dvd/blue ray player 468. I've also won numerous gift cards 469. my dog 'talks' to me.. I know.. weird.. 470. my car is 9 years old. I'm gonna cry when it bites the dust. 471. I am flighty, one day I'm hot one day I'm cold.. its how I roll. 472. My kids have broken more bones in their short lives, then i have in my long life. 473. I've thought about going back to school, but it was a fleeting thought, thank God. 474. I am not fond of personal questions to quickly. 475. I may not be a girly girl, but I do love my rings. 476 I wear any color. 477. I don't do the lingere thing, I've never really had the money for it. 478. I don't take to change well, but I'll deal with it as I go. 479. I have a heavy foot in the car, but I've never once even been pulled over. 480. I buy myself flowers often. No one else does :) 481. I wish I could have long hair, however I'd get sick of it quickly I'm sure. 482. It sometimes troubles me when my dog 'talks' to me. 483 I don't think I could ever date a younger man ever again. 484. I would much rather have a really super hot bath, then a shower. 485. The clown sex in 451 was a joke for someone, don't ask me to describe it. 486. Its amazing the emails I get from people who have read all of these points. 487. I protect my children fiercely. Don't mess with them, or you'll mess with me, and then you'll really be sorry. 488. If I feel you're getting to close to fast... I'll back off. 489. I do get tired of being single, I am however still content being on my own. 490. I have never once, had a brand new car. 491. I once sold tupperware 492. I used to have lots of 'home' parties, they got old though. 493. I spoil my three teens way to much 494. I've still never touched alcohol or drugs ( besides those I'm prescribed) 495. I bought myself flowers today 496. I can hardly wait to plant my vegetable garden 497. I don't swear. Unless I'm really pissed off. 498. Dropjes are a dutch salted or sweet black licorice candy. 499. I've never drove a van. I don't plan on having a van either. 500. A hairy chest... is just YUM! 501. I don't have a perfect body, I don't expect my partners to either. 502. I have to pee often.. ( did that one make you giggle?) 503. I still wear glasses. 504. I really dislike long nails. 505. I'm always thankful my kids enjoy my 80's music. They have great taste! 506. I'm trying to learn how to cook better then what I do. At least different 507. I still find it difficult to believe that I have plants in my house that are still alive. 508. I use seasalt, not table salt. 509. Bottled water is bad for you. Well not bad, but there's other water that is better for you. 510. I miss kissing. 511. I also miss holding someone elses hand 512. I sometimes use to many batteries in one week. 513. I am quite bored being unemployed, so I write lots.. can you tell? 514. I grow my own herbs to use in cooking. 515. I would love to travel 516. I really need to thanks Jayce and Maureen for such an awesome site :) 517. I do not like diet pepsi anymore 518. I really enjoy diet 7up, except not many stores sell it. I do know one store that does. Thats good for me! 519. I really, really, really, really dislike ambulances 520. When you pee me off once... I won't back down. 521. I do not ever wear heels, for anyone, no way no how. 522. I love mysteries novels, and whodunit... and of course true crime. 523. I have kinks.. but if you think you're gonna get to know what they are, you're stunningly misinformed. 524. I may miss kissing, and holding hands, but don't think I'm going to just jump on anyone who says hi to me. I'm not that kinda girl. 525. I make crappy coffee... but its improving slowly. 526. I have some great tricks for cleaning things quickly 527. When cell phones first came out... it was fun to use it as a vibe...*grins* 528 I don't dance.. 529. I really love walt disney movies 530. I'm a young woman, with an old soul 531. I'm pondering a career change 532. I used to date a bouncer 533. All three of my kids want to be doctors... ruh roh... 534. I want to be a foster parent 535. I was once the emergency number for almost 15 kids, the school secretary and I laughed about it often. 536. I can be really... really...really bitchy 537. I am not the best morning person... 538 I've been trying to get to bed earlier. 539. I used to be a night owl. 540. my kids attend private school 541. I am the youngest of five. 542. I LOVE snow 543. I dislike any sports having to do with winter 544. I am slowly getting used to twitter 545 It continues to amaze me how many different social networks there are to join! 546. I've only flown twice in my life 547 I really really really love flowers. I buy myself flowers all the time. 548. I can handle spiders...but I kinda dislike snakes 549. I love facebook games Remember that an ad ....
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The Hand Job....
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Quite a few years ago when I worked for a Santa Monica based company. They decided they wanted to fly me out there all expenses paid to attend their Christmas party, and spend a week at the office on Santa Monica boulevard. What a totally cool trip that was. I'd never really flown, and I'd been to California, but most of that trip was spent in the bedroom. :)
So I got on the plane and found my seat, and made myself comfortable. I chatted with those around me, and we were having a great time. When my seat mate came strolling down the aisle. I think I stopped breathing when he stopped beside our row. I was in the middle, and he was at the window seat. Once he sat down... and I regained my breathing ability again. We introduced ourselves. His name was Ken and he was fucking delicious from his head down to his toes! I'll call him Mr Hottie. Mr Hottie was a complete gentleman. Once he found out this was my first flight he asked me if I wanted to sit near the window, and he'd take my seat in the middle. It was no difference to me, so we decided to do half and half of the flight. he would take the first three hours, and I would take the last three hours. I of course was ms chatty Cathy, and pretty soon we were in deep in conversation about what we did for work, our families, and so forth. It was a really great flight so far! Little did I know it was going to get even better. We continued our conversation and really did not pay much attention to anyone else. We were having a great time! Sometime during that flight I dozed off just a little, laying my head against his shoulder. It was a darn nice cozy shoulder too! I woke up a short time later when he had placed a blanket over me, and him as well, as we shared it. I looked up at him and grinned, at the same time he looked at me and grinned, with a little twinkle in his eye. It was then I felt his hand under the blanket slowly stroking my thigh. Of course me, being the girl I am, I did not ask him to stop, but I parted my legs just a little more, giving him more space to roam. Roam he did! His fingers were sliding up and down my thigh, getting closer and closer to my pantie line. When he finally did, he looked at me as if to ask, is this OK? My eyes must have been twinkling right back at him, as I adjusted my position in the seat a little... and gave him even more access. ( Even now rethinking all this still makes me wet!) Seeing that we had another older lady sitting beside us, we were trying our best to be discreet. I'm not exactly a quiet girl when I'm aroused, and definitely not one to sit still for long either! Especially when I have a very handsome man with his fingers exploring my wetness. I guess that totally gave it away once he felt just how wet I was, and his fingers dove in. Sitting there.. trying to be quiet, not moan, or grind against his fingers.. was TORTURE! He knew it too. When I buried my face against his shoulder and finally let out a little moan... I could hear the lady beside us 'tut-tutting' But HELL if I was gonna ask him to stop! His fingers were doing a fantastic job. Now I LOVE a good fingering, deep long strokes, the soft squishing noises of wetness as his fingers pushed in as deep as he could. Drives me mad... I'm surprised I didn't leave a wet seat! I was doing my best to sit somewhat still. I was trying my hardest to be discreet.. HONEST! When I finally shuddered and clenched tight around his fingers.. and trembled against his shoulder, he knew with the glow in my face, and the wetness on his fingers, that I had cum... good and hard with his fingers alone. Gawd that felt so good! Not to be outdone his turn was next. I think he knew that too. He stretched his long frame in the little amount of space that we had, and made himself comfortable. Just as my fingers were working to undo his belt, and button, and slowly ease his jeans zipper down. We were under the blanket so we had that much privacy anyhow, and lord knows I couldn't wait to have his cock in my fingers. When I finally pulled his cock out, and wrapped my fingers around his thickness... it was me, not him who let out a soft groan... he felt SO good in my hand! I began by playing lightly with two fingers, around the head of his cock. I could already feel the wetness and was slowly spreading it around. I clenched my fingers around him, and slowly slid my hand down his entire shaft. Man he was hard! Once at the base of his cock, I gently fondled his balls caressing, and rolling them gently around in my fingers before sliding back up his length to the head. It was very VERY difficult to not want to lean over and take him into my mouth... hugely tempting, but.. discretion was what we needed to somewhat focus on. I could feel his hips arching up into my hand, and I squeezed my fingers tighter when he pushed up through my hand each time. The rolling of his hips, and the stroking of my small fingers was rhythmic. He would arch... I would clench and slide down his cock... he would pull back, and I would slide my fingers back up and play with the growing wetness on the tip of his cock. Spreading it around with my fingers and lubing up my hand. Our eyes never left each others this was not something we had counted on on this flight! But we were going for it, and were not gonna stop for anything or anyone. At least we were being discreet right? We continued, not really even paying attention or even realizing anymore that there was anyone else on the plane but us. My fingers were moist now, his cock leaking his pre cum as I continued stroking him. His hips thrusting got faster... and I knew by the pulsing of his cock that he was close. Again I slide down his cock with my wet fingers, and fondled his full balls, rolling them around, wishing they were in my mouth to play with... he was shaved, and OH so smooth. It was difficult not to drool. My thumb closed around, clenched a little tighter and very slowly.... slide up the length of his cock... tightening more and more as I got to the head. Then back down again.. more pressure, slower... till I felt him freeze.. let out a soft groan, and shift his hips. I quickly slide my had up to the head, covering it to keep his cum from spurting out everywhere... It was warm, and silky soft against my hand, thick ropes of his seed pulsed against my hand. We had just gotten each other off...hand jobs if you want to call it that. I handed him a few napkins to clean up what he could, and grinned at him as I licked my fingers off. Phew! what a flight this had turned out to be! If I knew this would happen every flight.. I'd fly more! Our flight ended shortly after we both had a little nap. We exchanged numbers, and farewells. The little lady beside us shook her head at us, and tut-tutted as we got off the plane, we just both laughed and winked. He gave me this amazing hug goodbye as we went our separate ways. I heard from Ken a couple times after our flight. He called one night just to see how I was doing with my week away from home. He called once again when I arrived back home. A very different flight home from the flight there I had let him know with a laugh. After that...I never heard from him again, I did not call him, I texted once thanking him for a most amazing time. Once that I'd not soon forget. He texted back the same.. and that was it. I need another flight like that soon. It was one for the diary, that is for sure. Celebration....
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Today is a day to celebrate our mom's. In celebrating our moms, I think we all to often forget about all the women in the world who are faced with infertility. Just as valentines day celebrates couples, not singles, mother's day tends to completely alienate those who can not be moms at this time. Their hurt runs deep, and their ultimate wanting to have children... can be almost debilitating at times. So today, instead of celebrating Mom's day... I'm celebrating instead.. women. I'm celebrating how wonderful all of us are. I'm celebrating friendships. I'm celebrating us! ![]() scars.....
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
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Monday, May 7, 2012
Doc's this morning for my ultra sound. Like I said before, I'm hoping that I'm just getting fat, and that there is not another cyst growing.
Please send some good thoughts up to the big Guy for me today, whether you like me or not. I'd greatly appreciate it. thanks. you will pay!
Sunday, May 6, 2012
![]() I'm over it lol..I don't hold on to things for too long..I hate being pissed off or unhappy..I like smiling too much..Besides with friends like you and Ohbaby and Pixie and and and I really don't worry too much..
Hugssssss You wild and crazy woman.. C Added: Friday, May 18, 2012 8:18pm
You are too much darlin..I just thought it would be some fun and shake up the site a bit its been a bit on the boring side..Course that wasn't the kind of shake up I was hoping for hell you know me I always seem to get myself into trouble without hardly trying lmao..
Love you darlin, C Added: Friday, May 18, 2012 5:05pm
Did you compose that poem all by yourself? Perhaps I have underestimated your talents!
Added: Wednesday, May 9, 2012 11:12am
The only chance I have is if I can manage to get one of those jet-pack things to wear!
Added: Wednesday, May 9, 2012 10:50am
So, wanna hang out on the porch and just say nothing?
We can just watch the sun slip behind the clouds as it broaches the horizon. Added: Tuesday, May 1, 2012 10:59pm
Thank you for the sweet birthday comment! Huggs to you!
Added: Tuesday, April 17, 2012 11:28pm
Thanks for the comment open. You are a class act through and through.
Added: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 3:30pm
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