  |  sctliny
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New York, USA 2,589 mi from you 49
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I'm 49 years old 5'10" brown and brown. Looking for a BBW 35 to whatever. I am single and don't really do the bar scene... Meeting people is hard with work and taking care of life home etc... Looking to meet a sweet woman who is laid back and likes to watch movies and cuddle on the couch... I love giving massage and taking walks on the beach and cooking dinner for someone special...
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Political Humor by Beefers.....
Thursday, October 29, 2009
(Bullhorn feedback noise) -<))))))) Hello.... This is Beefers with the news from Boston....... Senator Kennedy's memorial service will take place in the capital building... Ah....
It has been brought to our attention that VP Biden will speak at Senator Kennedy's Memorial service...... We have been given a copy of his eulogy that the VP intends to give.... (whispering) What? (more whispering) Oh.... Ok I didn't know that.... Ah... We have just been informed that the original version of the eulogy by VP Biden was discarded by the VP in the trash and supplied to us by a local garbage collector... (annoyed whispering) What? (More annoyed whispering) Oh... I didn't know that.... Beefers has just been informed that the source of the original eulogy was mailed to us by an anonymous person... OK... The original is somewhat wrinkled and stained but I will read it to you all.. (rapid whispering) What?? (More whispering) Oh... I didn't know that... (Angry whispering) Oh.... OK.... Ah... We have just been informed that the entire statement is not available as it is missing most of the top of the page,,, It was apparently ah... (whispering) What? Oh yea... Ah... Missing... Anyway I'll read it now.... VP Bidens original draft of the Kennedy eulogy.... (Giggling) Ok here goes... Ah.. I'll miss Ted.... All those years we hung out together... I'll never forget him and the fun we had.... Like the that time we were on the beach.... And teddy Puked on My feet.... Then he dropped the drunk girl in the sand and we all laughed so hard..... Ted was fun.... Then Ted puked on the girl.... I will miss him so much...... (Wispering ) What? (Whispering ang giggling) Oh... Really? I didn't know that........ Hehe.... That dirty Bast..... ( more giggling) Then.... (Sarcastic whispering) What? (giggling whisper) Really? Wow... Mrs.. Romney? ( Angry Whispering) What??? (More angry whispering) Oh I didn't know that..... Really? ( Frantic whispering) Oh... OK ...... He didn't Know? (More whispering) Sorry I didn't know man... (more whispering) Oh... Ok I got it... Ah.... We have just been informed that Governor Romney will not be attending the memorial service....  Seeking BBW for fun and movies on the couch.... Beach park, drive, movies etc.... I am a single 49 yo male str8... Like BBW and older women. Live in the Babylon LI area and would love to meet you if you are nice and laid back.... Was married for 17 years. Not looking for another wife at this time as my former changed the way I think about marriage... But.. I promise to be funny.... Caring.... and open minded.
I like to cook for my friends so I hope you like sea food and Pasta, I was a chef as a kid. Also I like to play guitars and love all types of music... I don't drink or drug... Well maybe a glass of wine with dinner once in a while, I like to do things for you like look at your car when it has a noise or fix your TV when it's on the fritz... I guess I'm trying to say that I'm not just looking for sex.. I want a friend too. That being said, You should know that I am very sexual... I love to do what ever you want to make you happy... It's not just about getting off for myself.... I am much happier driving to work the next day knowing that you are walking around the house bumping into things and giggling with a big happy relaxed smile on your beautiful face... Scott. Added: Thursday, October 29, 2009 7:59pm
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