shanniepie
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I am the one you dream of....
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Please be advised, I am NOT here to meet anyone. I am one of the original members of this site and only come here to chat and help the owners of this site . I am not into hooking up with anyone- so please don't waste either of our time in trying to convince me that we would be a perfect fit together.I am not interested in meeting you for sex- no matter how hung you are(or claim to be!) or how awesome you are(or claim to be!) in bed. Sell it somewhere else, cause I am not interested in buying at all :)

I met my husband through this site more than 10 years ago. We are happily married and totally monogamous.We are NOT swingers, cheaters or players. YES< he KNOWS I still come here to goof around, blog, interact and chat. He has no problem with trusting me to do this and encourages it. I have a warped ,twisted and sexual sense of humor by nature.This places allows me an outlet to express that instead of constantly offending your everyday, average person. If I am talking about sex in chat- I am joking and making conversation.Please don't mistake that as a personal invitation for you to come onto me. I love to take sexual surveys in the main chatroom channels.It keeps the chat flowing and makes things interesting.Again- this is not an invitation to talk filthy to me. I am not into cybersex. I am not interested in watching you jack off on cam. Seriously- if you try it with me I will most likely make you the butt of many a jokes- you are warned :)

If you are ever in bedroom chat I encourage you to say HI- I promise I don't bite, but I may break you in and initiate you. If you can keep up with my insane banter, you will most likely be my friend for life.

Enjoy the site and remember, this place can and does work. I am living proof of it :)
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My Birthday Suit....
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
I am wearing it...RIGHT NOW,but then again....aren't we ALL? Gotcha!

I just wanted to send a very quick shout out and thank everyone that left me birthday wishes in many different forms. I am sorry I don't have the time to thank everyone individually, but know that they were ALL super appreciated and made me smile!!

Moments like that always remind me what a freakin' awesome place we have here! Just such a close knit community....full of freakin' perverts, but...hey. Every neighborhood has their "hood"!LOL!

I just wanted to let everyone know, that although I am not around much anymore I think of you, my  dear friends, fondly and often. I am really  trying to let my arm fully heal as much as I possibly can and chatting kind of impedes that. I just found out a few weeks ago I require at least one more surgery on the same arm on the other end of my tendon. I have no clue when that will be, as I don't have any more time off from work. I used it all last surgery! So- I am going to hang on as long as I possibly can before I go under the knife again.Bad thing is though, my new role is triage nurse and I am on the phone triaging calls into our electronic medical system ALL DAY LONG!! TONS of TYPING! My arm won't hold out for very long, but ...I have asked them to get me Dragon Speak(medical version) for my laptop so I can at least do my job without killing myself in the process!


So....when you don't see my name logged on , know that I am here in spirit. And...I am naked except for big ole clown shoes , red, sponge nose and rainbow wig. I really do miss the banter and the perverts and....putting leg humpers and jackasses in their place.I just need to reserve all of my strength for typing at work....not shit talk, pervert typing!LOL! 




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10 Year Anniversary- Thanks SexyAds!!
Monday, August 16, 2010
I just wanted to take a moment and thank Maureen and Jayce (SexyAds) for allowing us ALL  a chance at love(and/or- great sex!). I know personally, without them or their site I would never have found the love of my life. My partner. My friend. My lover, my "husband" .

Today (8/17/10) marks our 10 year anniversary( Mikey and mine- stay with me here folks!). No , we are not married by church or state. We are married in the eyes of each other. To have and to hold, to honor and cherish. Til' death do us part.

Because of Mom(Maureen) and Dad(Jayce) we were afforded a wonderful opportunity. To come together and meet despite a great distance(ok- 3 hour drive isn't across the pond- just the Grapevine and streets of Bakersfield!). Two people. Thrown together by destiny. Thrown together by fate. Thrown together by 2 people that run a sexy adult dating site( what IS E-harmonys longest running success story?- bet they don't even come close to SexyAds!).

Thanks to all the wonderful people from SexyAds we have encountered over the past 10 years. The amazing friends we have made along the way. Special thanks to Sal(wherever the hell he is nowadays!) for putting Justy in her place that night and letting me walk away with a basically perfect stranger(yeah, that would be Mikey!). Justy- thanks for trying to look out for me and keep my goodgirl persona intact by not letting me run off with Mikey after the 1st 5  minutes we met. LindyMom- thanks for being a little older and a little slower. If you were any faster, ya' woulda' beat me to him!LOL!


Lastly....thanks to Michael. For 10 years of unconditional love. For respecting and accepting me as I am- loving me despite my faults and shortcomings. Putting up with my sometimes wacky and SORTA insane antics. For allowing me to remain true to who I am and not try to change me . For accepting me" as is"- all cracks and flaws. Thank you for accepting me as an individual, with my own wants, needs and desires and doing your best to meet and fullfill them. I couldn't ask for more.

Thank you for being my best friend. Through the good and the bad.Thanks for being such a HUGE part of my life!!  I Love you very much....and....you kissed me first


((Disclaimer. If none of this makes sense or I ramble on- blame the Norco I took for my knee!))

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The Winner of Shanniepies NUDES and VIP is...
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Gotcha! Had to get you lil' perverts to stop and read my blog, right?

I am pleased and honored to announce the winners...YES, WINNERS of my Officer Shanniepie Essay contest.! It was a daunting task. A MASSIVE undertaking to weed through entries and give each and every  entry my  personal and thorough attention.

The erotic tales. The comedic tales. I tell ya' - the last time I was THAT turned on was when Jayce was sitting in my living room going on and on for what seemed like hours about doohickies and thingamabobbies in his sexy Aussie accent!

I would like  to thank each and every participant equally for taking the time and energy to put creativity and imagination to keyboard and come up with some amazing writings! I wish I could give you ALL a one month VIP membership for your hard work and creativity, but unfortunately I cannot. 

Instead...those that did NOT win my Officer Shanniepies Essay Contest need not feel all their HARD work and efforts have been in vain. I am awarding you ALL a second place prize......one night in a cheap motel in the seediest part of town with...MrMoonie! That's right folks!  Who says being the 1st place winner is the only way to go? Imagine MrMoonie at your beckon call...to do with as you will....! I assure you, ya'll won't be dissapointed! If you are.....please read the fine print here..." Shanniepie is NOT responsible for any bodily or mental injury incurred whilst said NON 1st PLACE winner is redeeming their prize of a night of the unimaginable with MrMoonie.Any and all perverted and sick shit that may ...or may not occur during the claiming of this prize is the sole responsibility of the "Non 1st place winner" and as such , Shanniepie nor Sexyads(Mom and Dad) may be held responsible. In the event that MrMoonie impregnates said NON 1st place winner- MrJaxiepoopoo shall be solely responsible for any and all medical expenses and child support owed".
 
Being that my attention span is about as long as MrJaxies penis or the length of MrMoonies lovemaking sessions...I was unable to decide on JUST ONE WINNER...soo....I have chosen 2 WINNERS and Mommy Maureen and Daddy Jayce have tossed in a 1mth free VIP membership for the 2nd winner! (Who says' Mom and Dad don't give away stuff for FREE- stick that in your asses all you moaners, whiners and bitchers! ;) )

And now.....**Drum roll** please.....without further ado ( yeah, I gotta take a PEE break!)......I am happy to announce the WINNERS  of  a 1 month FREE...FREE VIP membership... ....which will allow them to SEE " WHO HAS VIEWED ME" ,ENLARGE  pics to FULL SIZE...and basically perv anyone and EVERYONE  (cept ME, cause I will blacklist them as fast as Loverman does!)...contact ANYONE and EVERYONE their lil' hearts desire.......**Drum roll louder**......

Announcing...SEXYADS newest and soon to be most viewed VIPers.....Desert from Desert from desertNmoon and........dv8(fuck me I for the life of me can't recall the rest of her nick since I never call her by it!LOL!)......

Congrats to you sexy winners! May your eyesight stay intact  and your blue balls finally pinken with this VIP membership :)Enjoy ya'll...ya' earned it!!

Special thanks to entries by Liz, PhoenixFyre, Jason, Nurse34DD4U and of course...our beloved and soon to be going to hell on the express line...MrMoonie!
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ShanniePie NAKED!!
Sunday, October 25, 2009

I KNEW that would get you lil' pervs attention!  Now that I have your attention, I would like to take this opportunity to discuss all of the recent changes that have been made to our beloved site(Duh, it's SexyAds!).

I have seen many members over the past day or so writing blogs about the recent changes made that impact NON PAYING members and their ability to view who has viewed them. Now, I know this might come as a shock to some of you, but guess what? This site costs ALOT of money to run! ALOT!  Why should the owners, Jayce and Maureen, have to foot the entire bill and work tirelessly to keep this site up and running just so that non members have everything afforded to them for FREE?

I understand that economic times are tough  people. Do you stop to think that these tough financial times might also be impacting the ability to keep this beloved site up and running ? Do you stop and think that while you are getting ALL the FREE goodies, that SOMEONE has to be paying for them? Guess what!? Maureen and Jayce are paying for them !

Over the 11 years I have been a member here I have voiced my concerns to Mom and Dad about the ability to keep this site up and running. I have told them numerous times I feel they give far too much free features away and if they continued to do so, no one would be willing to PAY for a VIP Membership. Why should they when they get soooo much for free already!?

For Mom and Dad, it's not JUST about making a buck. They have a genuine interest in each and every members well being .They care about their members and like to get to know them all on a personal level. They give tips, fix problems and are there when you need them most. They do this because they are genuinely nice people, not just because they want your money.

They have always taken an active role in every aspect of this site. You will see them in the chatrooms, in the forums and even commenting on YOUR profile or photos. Where else can you get that kind of interaction with site owners? If you catch them in chat, they will engage you in conversation. They will laugh with you and sometimes, they will cry with you. They go out of their way to make everyone at this site feel important, loved and welcomed. Where else are you going to get this ?

That being said, for those of you that are whining, bitching and complaining that Mom and Dad are taking away your free features.....GET THE FUCK OVER IT!  I understand...we ALL understand the financial hardships being dealt to everyone at this moment in time. Honestly though, do you think that your lack of income is more important than the next guys? Do you not stop and think that Mom and Dad need to make a living also? This is NOT a partime job for them ya' know! This IS their livelyhood! It's NOT a HOBBY! It's their sole source of income! Do you not realize that SexyAds USE to have a fairly good sized staff to help run this site? Do you not realize that they had to be laid off , so that the owners could still afford to keep this beloved site up and running? Do you not realize that Maureen and Jayce soley run every aspect of this site now themselves? Never getting a single day off from work. No vacation. No break.No sick day. They are IT! If they don't run the site, it crumbles and fades into the Internet abyss. Who wants that to happen?

I am pissed beyond belief that there are actually people putting them down for doing what we are ALL trying to do! Make a living in this world- hopefully doing something that means something to us and that we love.How dare anyone complain that your "rights" to see "who viewed you" were taken away!  If you are so interested in seeing who has viewed you, suck it up and buy a damn VIP membership! I am guessing that most of you complainers won't do it though, as it seems you are only happy when you have something to bitch about anyway!

Do you people not understand the costs involved to keep a site like this up and running? Do you not understand that they have kept this site going for so many years without advertising that  is basically spam.Do you not enjoy logging into SexyAds and knowing that you will be greeted with open arms and able to express yourselves in a friendly ,yet sexy atmosphere without fear of judgement?

I wish all you complainers would stop to think of someone other than yourselves for a moment. It's really NOT ALL ABOUT YOU! If you want to find love...or the best fuck of your life- why shouldn't YOU be the one paying for the chance to do so? Why should all of that financial burden fall onto the shoulders of Maureen and Jayce? It shouldn't! EVER!

NOTHING in this life is FREE! I feel Mom and Dad have been far too nice for far too long , at the detriment of their own pocketbook and I personally am glad to see that for once they are looking out for their own best interest. None of you complainers are looking out for them nor for anyone else. You are only interested in what you can get and get for free for yourselves.Shame on you!

Now, that being said. How's about all you damn whiners, bitchers and complainers get off your pity pots and EARN a VIP membership?! I have been running/advertising a VIP membership essay contest for the past few weeks. I was willing to help out my fellow SexyAds members by raffling off my prize in last months uniform contest...a 1 month VIP membership. I wanted to "give back" and since I do not need my prize, figured it would be nice to help someone out that might want to be a VIP for a month(yeah, I do now how to plug myself don't I?LOL).

So.....all you financially broke  and  cheap mo' fo's stop yer bitchin' and ENTER my CONTEST!! If you don't....then you have no one to blame except yourself.Right? Like I said...nothing in life is free, but if you put for some energy into something other than bitching....ya' just might be a VIP member .



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Shanniepies VIP Essay Contest Extended!
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Hey Guys, Dolls and Deviants!

I am extending the chance for one of you lucky ducks to win my 1Mth. VIP Membership!! That's RIGHT!!! Two  more weeks to get in your creative, imaginative, erotic or downright funny essays featuring Officer Shanniepie !!

I have already accepted a few entries and have them posted in my previous blog. Take a  looksie and read some truly erotic and downright HILARIOUS entries! There is something for everyone! Whether you are aroused by some hot, girl on girl action....true life stories.....sub/domme scenarios or just downright insane comical workings- you will NOT be disappointed!!

Many thanks to MrMoonie for  his amazing and INSANE , creative photo-collaging! Also honorable mentions and nipple tweaks out to : PhoenixFyre, LizDrivesATruck, Mistress Petra and Nurse34D4U for your sexy and erotic entries! You gals rock!
Extra special mention to Jason for his hysterically funny Rookie Fuktard Force entry!  Take the time to read it! It had me ROFLMAO...I swear!

Please submit entries to me ASAP in the form of an email or place directly into my previous blog announcing this contest.
Hurry up folks...time is a wasting!! You don't want this free offer to pass you by- do ya'? ;)
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Added: Monday, May 14, 2012 2:21pm
Thank you for stopping by  my blog and leaving such kind words!! I hope you have a great day on Sunday too!!!
And ya better start reading those profiles.....HA!!! 
Added: Saturday, May 12, 2012 10:07am
You wish that I really liked you!
Are you really not feeling well?
I'll bet you caught one of those urinary track confections because you insist on keeping the toilet seat down.
Bushie says you pee standing up so why not leave the seat up?
Added: Thursday, May 10, 2012 11:31pm
Damn... I can't even post rude images here! wtf?
Shannie is going to start to think I actually like her.
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Yanno ya love it!!! Baahahahahahaha!!! 
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Hey Shannie You just popped up as someone I might be interested in. Wellllllllll Duh! LOL
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Happy birthday to my boobalicious friend! Hope your day is filled with lovely surprises.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHANNIE!!!!!!

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Happy Birthday to yoooooooooooooooooou.....Happy Birthday to Yoooooooooooo.  Happy BIRTHDAAAAAAAY dear Shannnnnnnnnniiieeeeeeeee, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.

And many MORE!  

OK I think I was slightly out of tune.....but I meant well!
 
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