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Oxnard
California, USA 4,184 kms from you 43
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I am the one you dream of....
Women seeking Friends
Just kidding!
Please be advised, I am NOT here to meet anyone. I am one of the original members of this site and only come here to chat and help the owners of this site . I am not into hooking up with anyone- so please don't waste either of our time in trying to convince me that we would be a perfect fit together.I am not interested in meeting you for sex- no matter how hung you are(or claim to be!) or how awesome you are(or claim to be!) in bed. Sell it somewhere else, cause I am not interested in buying at all :) I met my husband through this site more than 10 years ago. We are happily married and totally monogamous.We are NOT swingers, cheaters or players. YES< he KNOWS I still come here to goof around, blog, interact and chat. He has no problem with trusting me to do this and encourages it. I have a warped ,twisted and sexual sense of humor by nature.This places allows me an outlet to express that instead of constantly offending your everyday, average person. If I am talking about sex in chat- I am joking and making conversation.Please don't mistake that as a personal invitation for you to come onto me. I love to take sexual surveys in the main chatroom channels.It keeps the chat flowing and makes things interesting.Again- this is not an invitation to talk filthy to me. I am not into cybersex. I am not interested in watching you jack off on cam. Seriously- if you try it with me I will most likely make you the butt of many a jokes- you are warned :) If you are ever in bedroom chat I encourage you to say HI- I promise I don't bite, but I may break you in and initiate you. If you can keep up with my insane banter, you will most likely be my friend for life. Enjoy the site and remember, this place can and does work. I am living proof of it :) Remember that an ad ....
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Insane? Comical? Erotic? Take your pick- it's all me wrapped into one blog ;)
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My Birthday Suit....
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
I am wearing it...RIGHT NOW,but then again....aren't we ALL? Gotcha!
I just wanted to send a very quick shout out and thank everyone that left me birthday wishes in many different forms. I am sorry I don't have the time to thank everyone individually, but know that they were ALL super appreciated and made me smile!! Moments like that always remind me what a freakin' awesome place we have here! Just such a close knit community....full of freakin' perverts, but...hey. Every neighborhood has their "hood"!LOL! I just wanted to let everyone know, that although I am not around much anymore I think of you, my dear friends, fondly and often. I am really trying to let my arm fully heal as much as I possibly can and chatting kind of impedes that. I just found out a few weeks ago I require at least one more surgery on the same arm on the other end of my tendon. I have no clue when that will be, as I don't have any more time off from work. I used it all last surgery! So- I am going to hang on as long as I possibly can before I go under the knife again.Bad thing is though, my new role is triage nurse and I am on the phone triaging calls into our electronic medical system ALL DAY LONG!! TONS of TYPING! My arm won't hold out for very long, but ...I have asked them to get me Dragon Speak(medical version) for my laptop so I can at least do my job without killing myself in the process! So....when you don't see my name logged on , know that I am here in spirit. And...I am naked except for big ole clown shoes , red, sponge nose and rainbow wig. I really do miss the banter and the perverts and....putting leg humpers and jackasses in their place.I just need to reserve all of my strength for typing at work....not shit talk, pervert typing!LOL! 10 Year Anniversary- Thanks SexyAds!!
Monday, August 16, 2010
I just wanted to take a moment and thank Maureen and Jayce (SexyAds) for allowing us ALL a chance at love(and/or- great sex!). I know personally, without them or their site I would never have found the love of my life. My partner. My friend. My lover, my "husband" .
Today (8/17/10) marks our 10 year anniversary( Mikey and mine- stay with me here folks!). No , we are not married by church or state. We are married in the eyes of each other. To have and to hold, to honor and cherish. Til' death do us part. Because of Mom(Maureen) and Dad(Jayce) we were afforded a wonderful opportunity. To come together and meet despite a great distance(ok- 3 hour drive isn't across the pond- just the Grapevine and streets of Bakersfield!). Two people. Thrown together by destiny. Thrown together by fate. Thrown together by 2 people that run a sexy adult dating site( what IS E-harmonys longest running success story?- bet they don't even come close to SexyAds!). Thanks to all the wonderful people from SexyAds we have encountered over the past 10 years. The amazing friends we have made along the way. Special thanks to Sal(wherever the hell he is nowadays!) for putting Justy in her place that night and letting me walk away with a basically perfect stranger(yeah, that would be Mikey!). Justy- thanks for trying to look out for me and keep my goodgirl persona intact by not letting me run off with Mikey after the 1st 5 minutes we met. LindyMom- thanks for being a little older and a little slower. If you were any faster, ya' woulda' beat me to him!LOL! Lastly....thanks to Michael. For 10 years of unconditional love. For respecting and accepting me as I am- loving me despite my faults and shortcomings. Putting up with my sometimes wacky and SORTA insane antics. For allowing me to remain true to who I am and not try to change me . For accepting me" as is"- all cracks and flaws. Thank you for accepting me as an individual, with my own wants, needs and desires and doing your best to meet and fullfill them. I couldn't ask for more. Thank you for being my best friend. Through the good and the bad.Thanks for being such a HUGE part of my life!! I Love you very much....and....you kissed me first ((Disclaimer. If none of this makes sense or I ramble on- blame the Norco I took for my knee!)) The Winner of Shanniepies NUDES and VIP is...
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Gotcha! Had to get you lil' perverts to stop and read my blog, right?
I am pleased and honored to announce the winners...YES, WINNERS of my Officer Shanniepie Essay contest.! It was a daunting task. A MASSIVE undertaking to weed through entries and give each and every entry my personal and thorough attention. The erotic tales. The comedic tales. I tell ya' - the last time I was THAT turned on was when Jayce was sitting in my living room going on and on for what seemed like hours about doohickies and thingamabobbies in his sexy Aussie accent! I would like to thank each and every participant equally for taking the time and energy to put creativity and imagination to keyboard and come up with some amazing writings! I wish I could give you ALL a one month VIP membership for your hard work and creativity, but unfortunately I cannot. Instead...those that did NOT win my Officer Shanniepies Essay Contest need not feel all their HARD work and efforts have been in vain. I am awarding you ALL a second place prize......one night in a cheap motel in the seediest part of town with...MrMoonie! That's right folks! Who says being the 1st place winner is the only way to go? Imagine MrMoonie at your beckon call...to do with as you will....! I assure you, ya'll won't be dissapointed! If you are.....please read the fine print here..." Shanniepie is NOT responsible for any bodily or mental injury incurred whilst said NON 1st PLACE winner is redeeming their prize of a night of the unimaginable with MrMoonie.Any and all perverted and sick shit that may ...or may not occur during the claiming of this prize is the sole responsibility of the "Non 1st place winner" and as such , Shanniepie nor Sexyads(Mom and Dad) may be held responsible. In the event that MrMoonie impregnates said NON 1st place winner- MrJaxiepoopoo shall be solely responsible for any and all medical expenses and child support owed". Being that my attention span is about as long as MrJaxies penis or the length of MrMoonies lovemaking sessions...I was unable to decide on JUST ONE WINNER...soo....I have chosen 2 WINNERS and Mommy Maureen and Daddy Jayce have tossed in a 1mth free VIP membership for the 2nd winner! (Who says' Mom and Dad don't give away stuff for FREE- stick that in your asses all you moaners, whiners and bitchers! ;) ) And now.....**Drum roll** please.....without further ado ( yeah, I gotta take a PEE break!)......I am happy to announce the WINNERS of a 1 month FREE...FREE VIP membership... ....which will allow them to SEE " WHO HAS VIEWED ME" ,ENLARGE pics to FULL SIZE...and basically perv anyone and EVERYONE (cept ME, cause I will blacklist them as fast as Loverman does!)...contact ANYONE and EVERYONE their lil' hearts desire.......**Drum roll louder**...... Announcing...SEXYADS newest and soon to be most viewed VIPers.....Desert from Desert from desertNmoon and........dv8(fuck me I for the life of me can't recall the rest of her nick since I never call her by it!LOL!)...... Congrats to you sexy winners! May your eyesight stay intact and your blue balls finally pinken with this VIP membership :)Enjoy ya'll...ya' earned it!! Special thanks to entries by Liz, PhoenixFyre, Jason, Nurse34DD4U and of course...our beloved and soon to be going to hell on the express line...MrMoonie! ShanniePie NAKED!!
Sunday, October 25, 2009
I KNEW that would get you lil' pervs attention! Shanniepies VIP Essay Contest Extended!
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Hey Guys, Dolls and Deviants!
I am extending the chance for one of you lucky ducks to win my 1Mth. VIP Membership!! That's RIGHT!!! Two more weeks to get in your creative, imaginative, erotic or downright funny essays featuring Officer Shanniepie !! I have already accepted a few entries and have them posted in my previous blog. Take a looksie and read some truly erotic and downright HILARIOUS entries! There is something for everyone! Whether you are aroused by some hot, girl on girl action....true life stories.....sub/domme scenarios or just downright insane comical workings- you will NOT be disappointed!! Many thanks to MrMoonie for his amazing and INSANE , creative photo-collaging! Also honorable mentions and nipple tweaks out to : PhoenixFyre, LizDrivesATruck, Mistress Petra and Nurse34D4U for your sexy and erotic entries! You gals rock! Extra special mention to Jason for his hysterically funny Rookie Fuktard Force entry! Take the time to read it! It had me ROFLMAO...I swear! Please submit entries to me ASAP in the form of an email or place directly into my previous blog announcing this contest. Hurry up folks...time is a wasting!! You don't want this free offer to pass you by- do ya'? ;) Thank you for stopping by my blog and leaving such kind words!! I hope you have a great day on Sunday too!!!
And ya better start reading those profiles.....HA!!! ![]() Added: Saturday, May 12, 2012 10:07am
You wish that I really liked you!
Are you really not feeling well? I'll bet you caught one of those urinary track confections because you insist on keeping the toilet seat down. Bushie says you pee standing up so why not leave the seat up? Added: Thursday, May 10, 2012 11:31pm
Damn... I can't even post rude images here! wtf?
Shannie is going to start to think I actually like her. Added: Thursday, May 10, 2012 9:52am
Hey Shannie You just popped up as someone I might be interested in. Wellllllllll Duh! LOL
Added: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 8:32pm
![]() Happy birthday to my boobalicious friend! Hope your day is filled with lovely surprises. Added: Monday, April 23, 2012 4:12pm
Happy Birthday to yoooooooooooooooooou.....Happy Birthday to Yoooooooooooo. Happy BIRTHDAAAAAAAY dear Shannnnnnnnnniiieeeeeeeee, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.
And many MORE! OK I think I was slightly out of tune.....but I meant well! Added: Monday, April 23, 2012 6:25am
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