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Cant win em all eh? ........
Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Could have been interesting in Norwich during the Olympics?

 "CNN apologises for a map error which shifted London from its correct location! We have corrected this&are looking into how this occurred."

Oh well, it could have been worse. They could have pinpointed Cornwall as a city. Oh. Wait...

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Ooops, Sorry.....
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Just sorting out some stuff for charity shop, found my wifes " Womans book of bloke jokes,"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A bloke is walking through a hotel lobby when he accidentally bumps into a woman and his elbow digs into her breast, "Oh sorry," he says, "But if your heart is  as soft as your breast I know you`ll forgive me."The woman replies. "And if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I`m in room 103."
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If you can dream it ....
Friday, December 30, 2011


   Just to wish all those who are thinking of making a New Years resolution, "Good Luck".
Some will be giving up smoking, some trying to lose weight,or you my have other goals, for 2012,maybe doing something extraordinary,or climb a mountain, swim with dolphins, take a hobby.
Whatever it is, I hope you have the fortitude and determination to succeed.

Not sure how to go about teabagging in a fish pedicure, but I have a whole year to work on it.

Happy and Healthly new year to you all
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The Iron lady? Pffffft............
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Its really made my shit itch, to see they`ve made a movie about Maggie Thatchers life,anything that panegyrizes her and that slimey bunch of edacious smears, is a disgrace,they destroyed the social fabric of this country, and  looted any assets this country had, any  more of them we would be doffing our caps, and shoving our kids up chimney`s,


Rant over, 
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It`s official, I`m a MAMIL
Wednesday, December 14, 2011

I recently had to visit hospital to see a consultant, after the obligatory 2 hr wait we sat down and reviewed Xrays, after bit of technobabble, the consultant diagnosed Athritis, not unexpected in bloke of my age, but still upsetting, "How long have I got Doc?", he laughed, the asked bout my work n hobbies n what impact it will have on my life, "Hardly any,but will progressively worsen over years, keep weight off,take supplements, and keep doing what ya doing, a lot of MAMIL`s can live an active life for many years as long as they stick to it!". Mamil? I asked," Middle Aged Men In Lycra!" , cracked me up!  what are`nt they gonna find an acronym for?

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thank you, sexy ass, xx,
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Added: Thursday, January 6, 2011 12:59pm
Hey Bud Happy Birthday      On this the day of your naming may God bless you and keep you safe  may he watch over you today and all your days to come    Be safe and enjoy
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Whitt Whoooooooo :) miss you tanny tan tan xxxxxxx
Added: Saturday, November 13, 2010 7:50am
just dropped in to say muuahhh hugs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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muaaahhhsssss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Added: Monday, May 3, 2010 10:11am
Happy Birthday sexy.!!!!!!!!  Hope you got everything you wanted..
hugsss
kandie
Added: Wednesday, January 6, 2010 9:19pm

 Happy Birthday Sweetie,

Hope you have an awesome day..
Lots of smooches for you..xoxoxoxoxoxox




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God bless you on your day of naming may he watch over you today and all your days to come Happy birthday bud
Added: Wednesday, January 6, 2010 8:00am
 happy birthday my baldy friend ...... gives you special birthday head rubs ..... hope you have a wonderful day......hugssssssss babe

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