MERRY CHRISTMAS
and
HAPPY NEW YEAR

HO HO HO . . . .

Merry Christmas my dear friends, behave so that Santa Jr. goes down your ..chimney!

I found a stray parrot on my porch this morning.

All he says is, "good morning you old fart."

Is he yours?

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. 
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. 
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. 
I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. 
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. 
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. 
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. 
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. 
One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! 
It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! 
At my age I need all the stimuli I can get! 
And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not!

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