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I post a lot of jokes because I love laughter. I try to make all I meet a little happier. I get the biggest laughs in bed..
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The marriage bed
Tuesday, September 18, 2018
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The banker and farmer
Thursday, September 13, 2018

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-year old rancher, in town.

Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.

Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be.

Tom proudly said, 'She'll be 21 in November.'

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an 80-year-old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy, the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon..

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again...

'How'

Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?'

Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.

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The widow
Thursday, September 6, 2018

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world.

Finally, Karen surrendered. With some courage, she told her family members that she will go out again. That said, she didn't really know anyone suitable.Her daughter immediately replied: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another, and, after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. 

Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude except for a black bra and a pair of black lacy panties, and he in his birthday suit. 

Looking at her he asked: "Why the black underwear?" 

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."He knew he wasn't getting lucky that night. 

The following night the same scenario. She was standing there with the black panties on, and he was in his birthday suit ... except that he was wearing a black condom. She looked at him and asked: "What's with this ... a black condom?" 

"Well." He said, "I wanted to offer my deepest condolences."

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A Knock @ The Door
Wednesday, September 5, 2018

Sunday morning the weather was too bad to go out. I was bored with nothing to do. Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
I opened it to find a young, well dressed man standing there who said: “Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.”
 
So I said, "Come in and sit down.” I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?
 
He said, "Beats the shit out of me. Never got this far before..."
 
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The First Apple
Saturday, August 25, 2018

First the Apple
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car.  Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

 After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars!  There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.  This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely.  This must be a sign from God!"

 The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.  My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn't break.  Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man.

 The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.

 The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Adam ate the apple, too!

Men will never learn!

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Thank you for commenting on the Algebra blog...I hope she will be able to handle her college classes! 
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thanks for the comments and hug on my blog
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Great Stuff! Bring on some more.
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Yep!

I'm 64 and my health and quality of life is going to hell in a handbasket, so
rapidly I've almost got to the point of being unable to take care of myself as well as my dog, so that spectre is looming large.

Buena suerte amigo.
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