Bedroom_Eyes
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Fell in love with women in the first grade when hormones and sexy figures had nothing to do with it. I am intelligent, educated, and (I’m told) attractive. My friends would describe me kind but not a pushover. I have all the attentive, respectful and sensuous qualities of a Libra and I was raised a gentleman—which makes excellent cover for the Rascal side of me. I am open to adventure and know how to be discrete.

I also enjoy all manner of activities with a partner. I like to get outdoors and go places I have never been, and do things I have not done before. I am on this site to change the way I live my life and include some fun in it. An evening of sex is great, and so is a day trip with some sexy fun. The beach is great, but not by yourself. Outings are best when shared with a playful, sexy and frisky woman.

I will give you whatever you tell me you want in the bedroom, but am adventurous enough to feel that sex is not limited to the bedroom (love doing it under the stars).

I am seeking a woman with a sensuous, sexy, playful attitude and an erotic mind. A woman who knows what she likes and enjoys it openly and freely. A woman who can share her thoughts, fantasies and feelings with me (if you want me to read your mind, do not apply). In other words, a fun, sensuous, expressive and communicative friend. There have been too many Sham emails, so if you reply, make it a real reply. If you want to chat, start the conversation. If you want to meet, suggest when and where.
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I am finally able to re-engage in life and love. The SA community adds a unique zest to that engagement. As I have traveled along life's (often bumpy) road I have picked up little bits of wisdom and humor. I share them here with you.
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Why I'm Here - Cartoon version
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Why am I here?  "Duh"
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Laws So True
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
     Laws so true

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than
the one you are in now.

Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive
last.

LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until the coffee is cold.

 

MURPHY’S LAW: Addendum  (especially useful when dealing with Gov. Agencies)

If it can be dong wrong, done too late, or forgotten and not done at all, IT WILL BE.

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FAQ's about MEN
Sunday, July 5, 2009
  FAQ's About Men: 

Here is a collection (from various authors) of answers to Frequently Asked Questions about men.  Just remember, if anyone asks, you didn't get it from me!

Why are men such jerks?.. 

  • It's a testosterone thing.  Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning.  Why do you think the average lifespan of a male is typically 10 years shorter (and it's not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure). 
  • Hormone modifies behavior.  We're just misunderstood.

 

 

Why do men always have to ogle at other women?.. 

  • Again, it's a testosterone thing.  Do you honestly think that all the testosterone just fell out of our bodies the moment we met you?
  • Besides, women do it as well.  Women are just much better at not getting caught.  I'm fairly certain it's some sort of photographic memory deal.  Women take one quick look and memorize it for later reference.  Since men lack this ability, we try to burn it into our memory by staring as much as we can.

 

 

Why do men always touch themselves in public?.. 

  • We occasionally need to adjust out little friend and make him happy.  
  • It's much like adjusting your bra.  Being in public is just an added bonus.

 

Why do men always say such stupid things?..

  • We like to. 
  • It's actually a whole lot of fun to see out partner frustrated by a few simple (and well chosen) words.

 

Why are men so uncommunicative?... 

  • You'd learn to keep your big mouth shut too if every time you open it you get into trouble with your partner. 

 

 

Why do men have to act like such retards?... 

  • Well, we don't actually have to; we do it because we enjoy it. 
  • It's the old fashioned pride in a job well done that's missing in so much of the world nowadays.

 

 

Why can't men just share their feelings?... 

  • Do we look like women to you? 
  • Why is it so hard to understand that men and women are different? 
  • How are we supposed to share how we feel when we have no idea how we feel.  Unless we're experiencing some extreme emotion like rage, hatred, disgust, or a brick on our foot, we have no idea how we feel. 
  • Personally, I get a headache whenever I try to figure out how I feel.

 

 

Why can't men cuddle more ? (i.e. lie down and hug)... 

  • Please... How many hours do you think there is in a day. 
  • We oblige you as much as we can, but who the heck (besides women) can stand lying around for hours on end. 
  • We men... Men hunters... Need go roam...Starve in cave... Must go find wildebeest... 
  • Now sitting on our asses for hours on end on the other hand is a whole other story.

 


How can men sit on their asses all day without moving?.. 

  • Men have very powerful sets of sitting muscles developed by evolution that enable us to sit for extended periods of time without getting tired. 
  • In prehistoric times, it was often necessary to sit in one spot for extended periods of time while hunting for prey. 
  • The more successful hunters were able to sit very still for very extended periods of time thereby passing on this ability to their progeny. 
  • The fidgety types were all gobbled up by saber toothed tigers etcetera.  The end result is that almost all modern men are born with this innate ability. 

 

 

Why can't men just say "I love you."?.. 

  • Men are taught from a tender young age to be self-sufficient. 
  • To say that we love you is equivalent to saying that we need you. 
  • Most men consider that a character fault.  It's not easy to admit to one's own character faults.

 


Why do men say "I love you" when they hardly know me?.. 

  • Ho, Ho, Ho... Aren't you special. 
  • Well, some men think it's a sure fire way to get into your pants.
  • Surprisingly, it actually still works quite well. 
  • Others are just being themselves.

 

 

 

 

What does it mean when men say "I Love you."?.. 

  • Please sleep with me. 
  • I'm sorry for whatever it is that I did. 
  • I forgot to get you a gift; this will have to do. 
  • Huh...I'm sorry...I wasn't listening. 
  • What did I forget...This should buy me a little time. 
  • Stop nagging me. 
  • What do I have to do to get a beer around here.

 

 

Why doesn't my partner ever answer me? 

  • We just simply don't have the energy to answer every single one of your questions. 
  • If we think we do not have the answer, or that you will not like the answer, we simply remain quiet and save the energy for other things.

 

 

Why won't men ever pick up after themselves?.. 

  • Why should we.  It doesn't really bother us that much. 
  • Besides, we know darn well you'll pick it up.

 

 

What's with all the belching and farting?.. 

  • This usually only occurs after months of courting. 
  • It's our way to let you know that we're comfortable with you. 
  • Believe it or not, it's actually a sign of affection. 
  • Besides, holding it for extended periods of time gives us stomach cramps.

 

 

Why do men hate shopping?.. 

  • It's an evolutionary thing.  Men hunt...Women gather. 
  • We just want to go out, kill it, and bring it back. 
  • Who wants to spend hours and hours to look at things we have no intention of killing? err... Buying.

 

 

Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down?.. 

  • Have you ever seen one of us pee.  The proper position of the toilet seat is up. 
  • Mathematically speaking, the proper position of the toilet seat is a function of the time spent peeing over the time spent sitting.  The closer that ratio approaches one, the truer the proposition. 
  • Besides, it's actually a courtesy that we lift the seat.  Why would we care if we pee all over the seat.  You're the ones that have to sit on it.  You should appreciate the fact that we actually lift the darn thing. 
  • We aim to please.



Why do men find blonde bimbos attractive?.. 

  • Are you kidding.  Even leaving the physical aside, blonde bimbos are generally much easier to get along (alone) with. 
  • They like having fun and doing exciting things. 
  • They don't walk around with the weight of the world on their shoulders.
  • They don't ever give us a hard time for being a dumb male; and plus they laugh at most of our jokes (even the ones they don't get).  What more could any of us males ask for.

 

Why do men act like they own the remote control?.. 

  • Act?  What do you mean act?  We do; possession is nine tenths of the law.
  • Besides, it is an awesome responsibility not to be entrusted to just anyone.  I believe the only fair way to decide who gets the remote control is to arm wrestle for it.

 

 

Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds?.. 

  • Are you kidding.  What if there is something good on the next channel.  We could miss it if we stay on one channel for too long.  (See also: Why do men fear commitment?)

 

 

Why do men fear commitment?.. 

  • Don't be so surprised.  Yes; most of us do know what 'commitment' means and can spell it correctly. 
  • It's like an automobile.  No matter how good you think this year's model is, they're always coming out with newer, faster, better, sleeker, and sexier models. 
  • We simply cannot be expected to purchase the first one we see.  We must browse around a bit and test drive a few.  Who wants to end up with a lemon. 
  • At least with a car, there's a slight chance of it eventually becoming a classic.
  • It simply makes much more sense to lease and upgrade to the younger... err... I mean newer models every couple of years. 
  • Some of them come with fun extras like dual air bags.

 

 

What does it mean when men say, "I'm just not ready for a relationship right now" or "I don't want a girl-friend."? 

  • It means that we like you enough to sleep with you, but not enough so that we want to see you repeatedly.

 

 

What does it mean when men say, "Can we just be friends."? 

  • Generally, it means that the recipient of said comment is physically repulsive enough that no beer goggles may be thick enough to provide adequate protection.

 

Do all men really masturbate?.. 

  • Yes. It is genetically inherited behavior.  It's been passed on from our most primal forefathers, and it'll be passed on to our sons. 



Why do men generally have greater upper body strength?.. 

  • Several factors are at work, namely evolution, heredity, nutrition, and environment. 
  • (See also: Do all men really masturbate?)

 

 

Why do men generally have better hand-eye or spatial coordinate motor coordination?.. 

  • It is like with all things. Practice... Practice...Practice... 
  • (See also: Do all men really masturbate?)

 

Why are men so obsessed with beautiful women?.. 

  • As opposed to what?  Really ugly women?  
  • Face it, if men were obsessed with ugly women, there would be just as much bitching about why men are so obsessed with ugly women. 
  • No matter how you set this up, some people are always going to be left out.  I don't see anyone screaming about equal treatment for the stupid people either.



Sorry Guys I thought It was time to let the Ladies know!

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Ramdom Celebrity Musings on Sex
Saturday, July 4, 2009

Random Celebrity Musings

 

 

 

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney
Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--
Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
--Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
--George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson

"
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
--Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
--Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
--Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
--Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams
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Ways to have fun on the 4th
Friday, July 3, 2009
Here's wishing everyone a safe and fun 4th of July!  If you're searching for ideas for fun, here's some suggestions:

Get out on the water



Have some good clean fun



Or stay home and just relax!




Be SAFE whatever you do!
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