HBYnSSQ
Couple, 50   United States
Couple
Aurora
Illinois, USA
2,607 mi from you
50
Single
Click to enlarge
Gender:
From:
Age:
Status:
Email me
Send a card
Tickle me!
Height:
Body type:
Race:
Sexuality:
5' 0" / 5' 2"
/ BBW
Not specified / Caucasian
Straight / Bisexual
Interests:
Seeks:
Casual sex, BDSM, A long term relationship, Friends
These enhanced profiles will give you a much better insight into HBYnSSQ's lifestyle, desires, fantasies and more. Click on any of the links to open a new window and view HBYnSSQ's answers to questions on the following topics...
Report profile
Creative, Optimistic, Horny, Open-minded, Funny-looking, Exhibitionistic, Honest, Newbies *wink*
Couples seeking couples
We've been lurking - and dabbling - around here for almost a year, but we still have not yet actually meet anyone. That is partly due to busy schedules, partly do to some picky-ness on our part. * smile * With that said, we are both very excited about the possibilities and eager to delve in.

We are looking for couple(s) or select single females either for short-term experimental play, and/or possibly for a more long-term “friends with benefits” relationship.

Description:
He (Hby):
Is is 40 years old, straight, well-endowed, short and a bit "funny looking" (in a handsome sort of way)....

She (SSQ):
Is 42 years old, bisexual, well-endowed, Short -- but not so "funny-looking")....

HBYnSSQ Together:
We are both single, (living separately in the western/north-western Chicago 'burbs) but we get together nearly every weekend. We're both outgoing, optimistic, inquisitive, and adventuresome. We love to laugh (he insists on it) and love exploring -- be it museums, back roads, or new opportunities in the bedroom.

Our fantasies and/or real experiences:
We're both gleefully in a phase of sexual exploration. and have tried many things recently -- exhibitionism, voyeurism, some discrete public play, mutual masturbation, a MFF threesome, light bondage, fisting, anal play, enemas, figging, orgasm control, toys, cameras ... and the list goes on.... I can happily report thus far we've enjoyed it all, though bondage, fisting, and anal play for both of us have garnered the top spots on our Favs list and are ROUTINELY incorporated in our playing! We have also found we enjoy the softer/sensual side of "bondage/domination" as opposed to the whips, floggers, and needle-play scenarios.

Although we play very well together, we've decided it might be even MORE fun to play with another female or couple. We're still having great fun fantasizing about the many possibilities... full swap, soft swing, clubs, private parties, outdoor origes, she, he, her, him, me, us, them, singles, couples, Doms, subs, on top, underneath, on the side, from behind... Mmmmm, at the moment it's all still one big wide-open mental smorgish board! -- lets eat!!

We'd like to invite you to peek at our profile and see if you think we might be compatible. If so, we encourage you to send us a note and perhaps we can explore things further, if not we simply ask you send a polite "thanks but no thanks" message and we'll be off and on our merry way … *smile*

Hby - n - SSQ
Remember that an ad ....
Other members...
1 comment
1 comment
HBYnSSQ
Fun, creative, optimistic, horny, open-minded, sorta funny-looking, exhibitionistic in Chicago-Land
This blog is currently rated 3 out of 5
Click to rate this blog: 1 2 3 4 5
STANDARD DISCLAIMERS (also know as the fine print)
Monday, August 15, 2011
STANDARD DISCLAIMERS (also know as the fine print)
Please be a NON-smoker, (We're only looking for "smoke" between the sheets!) We are both drug free and disease free and expect the same. We are not interested in single men, cross dressers, or TV/TS. We live in the Chicago-area and so while we don't mind hearing for those of you living in England who like seeing SSQs photos, don't expect anything more from us in return.

We both enjoy life to the fullest, and as such both our lives are rather busy. This means, be patient with us as we try and "squeeze" you into our loves. It also we're not looking for any additional "drama" or complications.

HBYnSSQ are made from 100% recyclable products. HBYnSSQ are a limited time offer subject to change without notice. HBYnSSQ not sold in ANY stores. Operators are standing by, e-mail NOW to ensure prompt delivery.

HBY and SSQ are equal opportunity swingers. Enter as often as you like, however SSQ reserved the right to imposes a penalty for early withdrawal. No purchase necessary, all participants must be 18 or older, must be present to win, subject to preapproval, 48" tall, and remain seated until the ride comes to a full and complete stop. Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear, and mileage may vary. All decisions of the judges (HBYnSSQ) will be final.

Batteries not included. Some assembly required. HBYnSSQ are for personal entertainment only. They are freshest if eaten before date on carton. Studies show HBYnSSQ can be safe and effective for treating mild to sever cases of horniness when used as directed. Caution: HBYnSSQ may be habit-forming. If condition persists, consult your physician. HBYnSSQ may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools. Their use may also cause drowsiness, or excitability especially in children. Keep out of the reach of children. Avoid all alcoholic beverages while playing with HBYnSSQ. An 18% gratuity will be added for parties of eight or more.

Remember, contents may settle during shipment, one size fits all, colors may, in time, fade, and many suitcases look alike. HBYnSSQ are Sanitized for your protection. Keep away from fire or flames, close cover before striking, and clean with soft, dry, lint-free cloth. Warning: HBY's contents may be under pressure. Caution: SSQ may be Slippery when wet. In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device. All models are over 18 years of age. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Some equipment shown is optional. Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail. HBYnSSQ are not labeled for individual retail sale.

All taxes are the responsibility of the winner. No coupons or passes accepted. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. No other warranties are expressed or implied. Offer valid only in the 48 contiguous states of the US. Void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted. The views expressed above are solely those of HBYnSSQ and not those of the corporation, its employees, trustees, or assigns.

No game show contestants, Tupperware representatives, cork sockers, sock tuckers, corn shuckers, chicken pluckers, double-clutching mother truckers, overpaid doctors, toilet paper roll winders, people named "Elmer Joe," condom testers, or anal thermometer quality assurance personnel were harmed in the making of this page. Anal thermometer quality assurance personnel encouraged to apply.

Tag, you're it.

Do not write below this line.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Posted at 8:32pm (MST) | Comments (4) | Add Comment | Report Post
HBYnSSQ - Who we are and who we're looking for:
Monday, August 15, 2011
We Are Looking For:
We've been lurking - and dabbling - around here for almost a year, but we still have not yet actually meet anyone. That is partly due to busy schedules, partly do to some picky-ness on our part. * smile * With that said, we are both very excited about the possibilities and eager to delve in.

We are looking for couple(s) or select single females either for short-term experimental play, and/or possibly for a more long-term “friends with benefits” relationship.

Description:
He (Hby):
Is is 40 years old, straight, well-endowed, short and a bit "funny looking" (in a handsome sort of way)....

She (SSQ):
Is 42 years old, bisexual, well-endowed, Short -- (but not so "funny-looking")....

HBYnSSQ Together:
We are both single, (living separately in the western/north-western Chicago 'burbs) but we get together nearly every weekend. We're both outgoing, optimistic, inquisitive, and adventuresome. We love to laugh (he insists on it) and love exploring -- be it museums, back roads, or new opportunities in the bedroom.

Our fantasies and/or real experiences:
We're both gleefully in a phase of sexual exploration. and have tried many things recently -- exhibitionism, voyeurism, some discrete public play, mutual masturbation, a MFF threesome, light bondage, fisting, anal play, enemas, figging, orgasm control, toys, cameras ... and the list goes on.... I can happily report thus far we've enjoyed it all, though bondage, fisting, and anal play for both of us have garnered the top spots on our Favs list and are ROUTINELY incorporated in our playing! We have also found we enjoy the softer/sensual side of "bondage/domination" as opposed to the whips, floggers, and needle-play scenarios.

Although we play very well together, we've decided it might be even MORE fun to play with another female or couple. We're still having great fun fantasizing about the many possibilities... full swap, soft swing, clubs, private parties, outdoor origes, she, he, her, him, me, us, them, singles, couples,  Doms, subs, on top, underneath, on the side, from behind... Mmmmm, at the moment it's all still one big wide-open mental smorgish board! -- lets eat!!   

Speaking of eating, remember SSQ is Bi/Bi-curious and is eager to be "the main course" served to another woman....  HBY is well endowed and has some unique talents that SSQ wants to watch him perform on another woman (ask and we'll tell you more).

Although we both fantasize about a foray into a swing club's orgy room, some body-image issues means that in reality we're much more comfortable sharing an intimate evening with one or two other like-mined folks.

  *wink*

Speaking of eating, remember SSQ is Bi/Bi-curious.  He'd love to find a woman who would eat SSQ all the way though desert. She wants to find a woman enjoys being fisted as much as she does and watch as HBY works does "jazz-hands" routine. He'd like to FULL-fill SSQ's DP fantasy.  HBY says it just too difficult trying to hold a camera and keep rhythm, so both would be interested in finding "Voy-Ographers" to watch, photograph and or record us as we play together.... and (drum-roll) ...Remember we are both into anal, and into some light BDSM play, so our ultimate fantasy would be to find another female to fuck us with a strap-on. (Yes both of us, one at a time --  *wink* )

Now that we've scared you off?   Lets back up and say, we'd enjoy meeting those less-adventuresome folks as well.  We are honestly looking to meet other fun-kinky people, and with that in mind, I can assure you we would have fun simply meeting for dinner or drinks and a bit of flirtatious conversation -- provided you don't mind knowing that one or both of us might be wearing butt plugs. *grin!*

These ARE the best days of our lives!

What else we'd like to say, do, see, hear about and/or learn:
We LOVE getting e-mail. Please, don't just peek at our profile and wander on past.... send us a note suggestions - improvements - advice 

We'd love to know more about yourselves. What kinda relationships are you in? What have your experiences been thus far? What are your interests, your limits and your fantasies?... if they're in sync with ours, perhaps we can explore things further -- if not, fear not, we'll still send you a nice note and perhaps even a "lovely parting gift".... *wink*

-- HBY-n-SSQ --
Posted at 8:30pm (MST) | No Comments (0) | Add Comment | Report Post
Loading - please wait
Loading... please wait
Other people you might be interested in